SKY METALWALA'S MOM SOUGHT $UGAR DADDY

COPS suspect the mom of missing tot Sky Metalwala was looking for a sugar daddy after discovering a website she belonged to. The profile for Julia Biryukova--or someone using her likeness--was created last July. Since the boy vanished a week ago from the side of a Washington state highway while his mom said she, ahem, went to get gas and , cough, left the d oor unlocked her story has been discovered to be riddled with holes. According to KING 5 TV, the website -- seekingarrangement.com -- bills itself as offering "a

COPS EXPAND HUNT FOR MISSING SKY METALWALA

WHAT happened to Sky Metalwala? The missing toddler disappeared a week ago after his mother, Julia Biryukova told cops she left the sleeping boy in her unlocked car as she went to get gas with her daughter, 4. Odd. No gas can. The car started immediately. And, there was lots of gas in the tank. Hmmm.

COPS NAB DOGNAPPERS WHO MURDERED BULLDOG

MEET THE biggest dicks in America: Nov. 3, 2011 edition. Jesse James Clark and Johnny Lee Jordan, master criminals, got the bright idea that they would kidnap a tubby English bulldog named Jagger in Washington state. They wanted $1,000 cash and the dog's owner--Jennifer Thomas--to cough up her pain pills. Poor Jagger was dognapped October 4 and his remains were discovered by the side of railway