MUGSHOT MANIA: PASSION OF THE CHRIST II FILMING

Auteur/hellraiser Mel Gibson has gone outside the box in his casting choice for the sequel to Passion of the Christ. He has selected an unknown to star in Passion of the Christ II. Out this Christmas.

CAROLINA KEITHS LIVED WITH 80 ROTTING ANIMALS

A twisted trio of South Carolina women were living with more than 80 dead and rotting animals -- including dogs, cats, birds, ferrets and shockingly even a baby deer. Rebecca Keith, 58, and daughters, Amanda Keith, 33, and Sara Keith, 31, of Laurens, South Carolina, were arrested at their home after police made the gruesome discovery.  Authorities said the home was a veritable gumbo of filth and stomach-churning sights and smells, including feces covering the floor, flies and maggots all over the fridge and freezer, not to mention the dead animals. 

MUGSHOT MANIA! FRINGE FESTIVAL STAR AFOUL OF LAW

WE'RE not exactly sure what drove Cesar Sanchez to go for this particular look. We're also unaware of what he did to warrant a mugshot. We DO know that he is sporting a fairly brutal head.

MUGSHOT MANIA: MARDI GRAS COME EARLY FOR HER

SHE loves Mardi Gras. Can't you tell? In fact, she loves it so much she wears her hair like a headpiece year round.

MUGSHOT MANIA! AGING BRITISH ROCK STAR ARRESTED

WELL, what do you think? We're pretty sure this person was once in T-Rex or some other glam outfit.

MUGSHOT MANIA! DEBATING TEAM CAPTAIN NABBED!

THAT'S quite the head. Where did you get it? Who did the work. Sure looks nice. Hard to believe you were captain of your high school's debating team.

MUGSHOT MANIA! FUNNY SEEING YOU IN A LINE-UP

WE'RE going to take a wild guess that this fellow was not valedictorian at his high school graduation. If anyone can prove us wrong, drop a line.

MUGSHOT MANIA! FORMER OAK RIDGE BOY BUSTED!

Heyyyyy, just kidding! But we're fairly certain this gentleman is familiar with the musical stylings of the country music legends. Look at that head!

MUGSHOT MANIA! BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE

SO PATHETIC. Here he is bandaged up like he's had the shit pounded out of him. Wearing prison orange. But he might be a really nice guy. Or not.

MUGSHOT MANIA! WEREWOLF CLEANS UP NICELY

OH, SURE he's had a shave and a haircut but it you look really closely you'll realize it's our old friend the werewolf. The mouth is the give away.

MUGSHOT MANIA! WHY, YES I AM GOING AS A FOOL

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Wow, the tats looks REALLY, REALLY nice there, uh Pops...

MUGSHOT MANIA! NO, REALLY. IT'LL LOOK TOTALLY COOL!

WHERE are US Weekly's Fashion Police when you really need them? It appears this Satanist's friends didn't show up to talk him out of it. Nice head buddy!

MUGSHOT MANIA! I'M A DEER IN THE HEADLIGHTS

THERE was a lot to work with here but we decided to play it safe. A caricature? Amos and Andy? Better not go there... no, best not. Let's just all agree he has a brutal head.

MUGSHOT MANIA! LIFE DID NOT GO AS PLANNED

THAT"S just our opinion but we can't really see that it all turned out well for our featured Friday fiend. And, if nothing else, she certainly isn't utilizing her looks.

MUGSHOT MANIA! WELL, HE SURE HAD US FOOLED

IT IS something we here at Crime Scene USA invoke often, particularly in regards to Mugshot Mania. We again quote the great Charlie Sheen and eloquently say what we're thinking: Winning.

MUGSHOT MANIA! GETTING MESSAGES FROM SPACE

BETTER DAYS. Ahead or behind, though, that's the question. We're going to take a wild guess and sing, 'won't you tell me, where have all the good times gone?' Thanks to Ray Davies.

MUGSHOT MANIA: GREAT HAIRCUT BUSTER!

WE hadn't seen this one before but our first reaction was, 'wow, is that ever cool.' So we went out this morning, got some super pomade and voila! We're sporting a brutal head too.

MUGSHOT MANIA! SOMEONE EXPLAIN THE FACE TAT'

ARE we missing something? It appears so. For the life of us we just can't get our heads around getting our face tattooed. If you're a crook, it's easy for cops to ID you. And academia will not embrace your thesis either...

MUGSHOT MANIA! PUNK GREAT BUSTED FOR BAD HAIR

WELL, that's not entirely truthful. We just think she likely got up on the wrong side of the bed as the police were breaking down her door. Or is it a wig. Brutal head nonetheless.

MUGSHOT MANIA! LOOK AT THIS CROOK'S HEAD!

UMM. YEAH. Well...hmmm. Okay, so words fail us here (it seldom happens but a cracking mugshot can do the trick.) There's almost too much to work with here. We'll leave it at that.