TIARA MONIQUE GARNESS SINGS A SAD THONG

NOT EXACTLY AS SHOWN

Thong sung blue indeed. Cops in South Carolina arrested Tiara Monique Garness, 22, for wearing a thong bikini on one of the beaches. She was charged with indecent exposure. A bizarre law snared her because her buttocks weren't covered. Sometimes, as they say, the law is an ass.

DOG SHOOTS OWNER: COPS NOT LOOKING FOR LEADS

THIS dog is literally a pain in the ass for his barking mad owner.
Cops said they weren't looking for any leads in this case because his paws were all over the scene of the crime after he somehow shot the duck hunter in the buttocks. 
The Utah duck hunter was sprayed when the murderous mutt stepped on his shotgun and blasted him.  
The two were in his canoe like boat when the man got out to either set up or collect decoys.
Box Elder County Sheriff's Chief Deputy Kevin Potter told KSL that the man had laid his 12 gauge shotgun across the bow of the boat. 

BOGUS TRANNY DOC ONEAL MORRIS: MORE VICTIMS

DOES MY BUM LOOK BIG IN THIS?

THE BOGUS tranny doctor accused of nearly killing a woman by injecting her buttocks with glue and cement performed similar procedures on other woman, health officials have revealed. 

As we reported here weird Oneal Ron Morris, 30, allegedly caused life threatening injuries after promising a bigger booty. 

But lab results determined that the substances injected into the victim included "household and automotive products to include superglue, mineral oil and 'Fix-a-Flat,"

Jennifer Hirst, DOH deputy press secretary in an email statement there was also permanent scarring at the injection points.