LLAMA DRAMA. COPS TASER ESCAPED ANIMAL

SCOOTER

A BARMY llama caused high drama when cops had to taser the spitting beast before they could return him to his South Florida home.
The seven-year-old menace, called Scooter somehow managed to get out of his enclosure late Friday and decided to go for a wander on the roads near his South Tallahassee home.
His owner Jack Conrad said he couldn't exactly be sure when his six-foot creature went missing, but he'd started looking the moment he realised that he'd gone.

WARDEN'S WIFE BOBBI PARKER GETS JUST A YEAR

PARKER NOW

LOVE BIRDS

THE WIFE of a former prison warden who shacked up with a convicted killer after helping him escape has been sentenced to just a year in prison.
Bobbi Parker, now 49, fell for Franklin Dial while she was running a prison pottery program at the Oklahoma State Reformatory in 1994, where her husband was in charge. 

PINT SIZED CROOK, BABY DAYN, MAKES A BREAK FOR IT

MEET Baby Dayn, who wants out and he's going to do whatever it takes, even though he's just one-and-a-half years old.

 

What he couldn't escape, was the crafty camera set up by his mom, who had struggled to figure out how the sneaky toddler was getting out of his crib every time she put him down for a nap.