WHAT A SHIT! Cops in Florida have busted a man they suspected has been pooing on the steps of the Ft. King Middle School in Ocala. Cops say the suspected serial defecator Kenneth Martin Sarsony has dropped at least five loads on the school steps in the year. Sarsony told police after he was nabbed that he pooped in front of the classroom because he was in "bad spirits" and "needed help". No kidding. But
