Pizza perv Austin Symonds 'rubbed testicles on pie'

What a dick! A temperamental teen pizza parlor employee rubbed his genitals all over a customer's pie because gooey goodie was ordered 30 minutes before closing time.
Twisted Austin Michael Symonds, 18, was pinched for perversion just as the customer walked in to the Texas pizzeria pick it up, the Austin American-Statesman is reporting.
The stunned customer told cops he watched in awe as the newly-unemployed  Symonds,  at Georgetown's Papa Murphy's Pizza was "rubbing his testicles on the pizza he had ordered."

MUGSHOT MANIA: IT'S A GOOD LOOK AND I'M SMUG

And yet, he seemed oddly surprised that despite submitting hundreds of resumes and applications, no one ever called back. Oh, except the costume shop, they were interested.

New lead in Hannah Elizabeth Graham disappearance

Cops in Charlottesville, Virginia have released new photos of missing co-ed Hannah Elizabeth Graham who vanished last Saturday. FOR MORE, GO TO COLD CASE USA

Iggy Azalea signed away sex tape rights: Ex boyfriend

Rap curiosity Iggy Azalea -- real name, wait for it, Amethyst Amelia Kelly -- has a problem. Her former boyfriend is now claiming the Aussie songbird signed away the rights to her sex tape -- to him. The beau, Hefe 'Red Red' Wine even produced a lengthy agreement obtained by TMZ that gives him the green-light to "manufacture, sell, distribute and advertise 'any'

OREGON COPS RELEASE NEW SKETCH OF 1996 COLD CASE

Cops pushing for new leads in a 1996 cold case have released a new sketch of an unidentified murder victim found dead in rural Oregon.
Suspicious circumstances at the Polk County crime scene lead investigators to believe that the case was a homicide. Her body may have been in the area for as long as a year before it was found.
Read more at Cold Case USA

Kiddie porn king David Creamer made million$

WANTED: Detectives are still hunting dangerous child pornographer David Benjamin Creamer, 68, who vanished in December 1997 from Arizona while awaiting trial. Cops say the wily pervert is wanted for child pornography, transportation of obscene materials, firearms violations, money laundering and income tax evasion -- from the millions he made selling sickening smut. During the initial probe of Creamer, more than 70 guns and 80,000 rounds of ammo were seized. The petulant pornographer is considered armed and dangerous and has vowed he would not be taken alive. He is a heavy smoker who suffers from diabetes and has a noticeable scar on the back of his neck. Creamer likes Mexican wedding shirts and one-piece mechanics jumpsuits.  If you have any information contact the United States Marshals Service Headquarters at 1-800-336-0102 or your local police department.

PETERSON ALLEGEDLY INJURED ANOTHER YOUNG SON

Angry Adrian

Minnesota Vikings star running back Adrian Peterson left another four-year-old son with a head wound after scolding the child, according to the new abuse allegations.
Photos obtained by KHOU show the boy, identified as Peterson's child, with a scar above his right eye.
According to text messages between Peterson and the boy's mother, the injuries were sustained when the angry football star motioned to strike the boy and he flinched and cracked his head in the back of the car.  

The scar on Peterson's son's head. 

"I felt so bad," Peterson wrote. "But he did it his self."
Peterson's attorney Rusty Hardin aid the allegations of another investigation "is simply not true," adding that nothing came of it when it was "shopped around to authorities in two states over a year ago and nothing came of it."

CRAZY SAMUEL TOOMEY CONFESSES TO KILLING 3

Crazy Samuel

A man has confessed to killing of three people and injuring a 10-year-old child at a Texas trailer park, cops said.
Crazy Sammuel Toomey admitted to the murders of two women aged 32 and 53 and a 56-year-old who were found outside different residences in Corpus Christi, investigators told KZTV.
He now faces capital murder charges and a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after hitting the child.
The youngster is expected to survive his gunshot wounds after being taken to an area hospital, the Corpus Christi Times reported.  

NAUGHTY NURSE HAD 'UNSOLICITED SEX' WITH PATIENT

A naughty nurse "initiated unsolicited sexual relations, including intercourse" with man a lying in his hospital bed, according to a new lawsuit.
The put upon patient alleges that as he waited for a heart transplant at the Advocate Christ Medical Center in Oak Lawn, IL in October 2012, the pervy practitioner struck.
In January, the Illinois Department of Professional and Financial Regulation reprimanded a nurse of the same name for failing “to report having been terminated from a facility for crossing professional boundaries with a patient,” according to NBC Chicago.
The three-count suit seeks more than $150,000 in damages.

Joseph Oberhansley ate gal pal's brains, heart, lungs

Cops in Indiana believe Joseph Oberhansley not only murdered his girlfriend but ate parts of her body as well during a cannibalistic frenzy. Oberhansley, 33, was formally charged in the sickening slaying of Tammy Blanton in Jeffersonville in the southeastern corner of the state. Besides the murder charge, the twisted accused killer was charged with the abuse of a corpse and breaking and entering.
Oberhansley reportedly told police he ate a portion of Blanton's brains, heart and lungs after stabbing the woman to death.
Cops say the discovered Blanton's bloody and ravaged  body in a bathtub: with sections of her skull carved out. "[Oberhansley] further admitted to cooking a section of her brain and eating it," the police report said.
Oberhansley is a veritable prince charming with a criminal record stretching back to his teens. In 2000, he was convicted of manslaughter in the death of his 17-year-old girlfriend.
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Vikings' Adrian Peterson: 'Sorry for beating my son'

COURTESY TMZ

Minnesota Vikings star running back Adrian Peterson has broken his silence on the child abuse spectacle he has found himself in. Peterson, 29, used a switch to beat his young son, revealing red and angry looking welts on the boy's legs. But the team has now said Peterson will practice and is slated to star in Sunday's game against the Saints. He sat out last Sunday's game against the Patriots.

Slender Man monster Anissa Weier too crazy for trial

In a move that will surprise no one, another of the two wee Wisconsin monsters who stabbed a classmate 19 times in the bizarre Slender Man case has been declared unfit to stand trial by her lawyer. Batshit crazy Anissa Weier, 12, and her pal Morgan Geyser are charged with attempted murder in the attack. Now, Weier's lawyer says his mentally cooked client " is not presently competent to proceed.” The argument worked for Geyser last month.
The victim's lawyer, Stephen Lyons said:

“On May 31, this little girl was lured into the woods and stabbed 19 times. At that point, she was a victim ... and today she is a survivor,” Lyons said. “And that’s how we refer to her and to the family: They’re survivors. They rose above this horrific crime and they survived. And she is thriving.

“What an ultimate testimony of the human heart to know she can both physically heal and then emotionally begin this journey of healing.”
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HIV+ TEACHER ROGER KESSLER ROMPED WITH BOY, 15

An HIV-riddled Texas music teacher is up on sexual assault charges after cops say he was nabbed slithering out of the home of a 15-year-old boy. Cops say Roger (Joe) Kessler, 43, used popular gay dating app Grindr to meeting his young playmate. Kessler -- the maestro of man fun -- confessed to having sex with his teen temptress four times -- included at least one bareback romp sans protection. The teen's mom blew the whistle on Kessler, believing him to be a burglar -- instead of a buggerer.
The music man was busted and is being held on a $25,000 bond.
Investigators say that the 14-year teacher at Richardson ISD Academy is on leave. The boy was not a student and Kessler did NOT tell him he was HIV positive.
For more, check out the Dallas Morning News.

MUGSHOT MANIA: GOOD-TIME CHARLIE'S GOT THE BOOZE

The party is on. Good-Time Charlie apparently has got the booze. Say what you will, but we like a man who's honest. Knows what he wants. Says what he wants.

MOTHER OF THE YEAR SOLICITED RAPE ON CRAIGSLIST

 Kathy J. Rowe was named 'Mother of the Year' by the San Diego Union Tribune in 2006. But now, the matronly monster is accused of soliciting a rival's rape on Craigslist. According to KHON2, Rowe, 52, was pipped at the post when trying to buy a home in 2011. Her lawyers claim the California home was "dream home, a perfect one-story house for her disabled daughter and ailing husband."
But another couple outbid her. This did not sit well with batty Kathy who began a campaign of harassment against the pair, sending tons of junk mail and magazines to their home. The DA also said that Rowe posted a Craigslist ad encouraging men to rape the female owner.  “…enticing men to come to her home, force themselves through the door and onto the victim, and have sex with her while she screamed no.” All a "prank", her lawyer says.