MOTHER OF THE YEAR SOLICITED RAPE ON CRAIGSLIST

 Kathy J. Rowe was named 'Mother of the Year' by the San Diego Union Tribune in 2006. But now, the matronly monster is accused of soliciting a rival's rape on Craigslist. According to KHON2, Rowe, 52, was pipped at the post when trying to buy a home in 2011. Her lawyers claim the California home was "dream home, a perfect one-story house for her disabled daughter and ailing husband."
But another couple outbid her. This did not sit well with batty Kathy who began a campaign of harassment against the pair, sending tons of junk mail and magazines to their home. The DA also said that Rowe posted a Craigslist ad encouraging men to rape the female owner.  “…enticing men to come to her home, force themselves through the door and onto the victim, and have sex with her while she screamed no.” All a "prank", her lawyer says.

GUMBY THIEF CHARGED WITH BURGLARY

REMEMBER when Gumby tried to rob the 7-ELEVEN, but failed because he couldn't get his gun out of his costume. Video footage here.   
Well now he's been charged with burglary - or at least Jacob Kiss, 19, the idiot who wore the costume has. 
His pal Jason Giramma, also 19, who didn't even have the gumption to don a disguise has also been charged. 
They were such bad thieves that when the costumed clown walked into the San Diego convenience store and demanded cash, the clerk thought it was a joke and ignored the life sized Claymation character, he carried on cleaning up.   

THE WELL DRESSED BANDIT: USA'S MOST DAPPER CROOK

DAPPER AND DANGEROUS

HE'S dapper and dangerous and the FBI are eager to catch the man dubbed the "well dressed bandit" who has held up 10 banks in the last year.
Wearing blazers or well cut suits, he arrives in luxury vehicles he's walked into the San Diego banks, looking like a million bucks and although officers always remain tight lipped on how much they have taken, it's thought he might have taken somewhere near that amount.    
FBI Special Agent Darrell Foxworth said: “We do consider him to be armed and dangerous because in a couple of roberries, he’s displayed a weapon an din other robberies, he’s simulated a weapon and made threatening statements to the teller.
“We want him off the streets sooner than later.”

GUMBY TRIED TO ROB 7-ELEVEN: FAILED

CHECK out this idiot, who thought it would be a good idea to rob a 7-Eleven dressed as Gumby.

Walking up to the clerk the costume clad crook said: "This is a robbery."