NUTTY HUBBY LOCKS WIFE IN DOG CAGE

Curing cancer

A SICKENING TAIL. A hillbilly headcase is in jail after locking his his wife in a dog cage. Feeble-minded Fred Thomas Willard Jr., 46, according to the local sheriff in Surry County, North Carolina. Cops say they were called to a domestic dispute Saturday.
A family friend had gone to the house after they couldn't reach Fred's wife. The pal told cops that the wife was in a dog cage and that he was able to persuade the wacko to release her.

Sheriff Graham Atkinson said the woman had been beaten with a dog

FLA. JAIL GUARD MURDERED; SUSPECT DEAD

Killed parents

LAW ENFORCEMENT in Florida already reeling from the murders of four cops in the past few weeks now has another in the morgue. Florida corrections officer Col. Greg Molloy was assisting in a manhunt for a killer when he was shot and killed. The 44-year-old was part of the Holmes Correctional Institution's K-9 tracking team, which was assisting the Holmes County Sheriff's Office in the search for Wade Williams. The suspected killer was also shot to death.
Wacko Williams was wanted in the double homicide of his parents. The shootout happened near Bonifay in the Florida Panhandle.

"Words can never express our emotions when an officer falls in the line of duty," said Department of Corrections Secretary

SEXY THREESOME WAS INVITE TO MURDER

Three-way trap

THE TWIN temptresses made him an offer Dwayne Burnett, 26, couldn't refuse. Last June Sultry Crystal Copeland and Ebony Geddie sexted Dwayne with nude pix of themselves and a tantalizing offer: a steamy three way sex romp.
But the orgy was really $10,000 murder-for-hire honeypot, the NYPD said Wednesday. For the family, it was even worse: the man accused of setting up the hit--Ragene Powell-Dickerson-- was the shoulder Dwayne's mother cried on at his funeral.

"He came to the house like nothing happened," still-devastated Joyce Burnett told the New York Daily News , 54. "This boy was supposed to be my son's friend. I knew he had something to do with it."

ACCORDING TO THE DAILY NEWS: "Powell-Dickerson, 25, has been

COUNTERFEIT CONTESSA SURRENDERS IN $1 BILL SCAM

Mary O'Malley from Queens?

THEY CALL her the Counterfeit Contessa. Law enforcement says Catarina Pietra Toumei is not working on behalf of the stinking rich Guggenheim clan in a bizarre bid to ditch $1 billion in diamonds.
 The pretty blonde rogue royal surrendered in California after being on the run for two days. Cops say 'The Contessa' and two colleagues tried to sucker potential investors into buying the sparkling gems and invest in a "Guggenheim Vodka" scam. Chinese refineries and the kitchen sink were also tossed.
ACCORDING TO ABC: Toumei claimed she was married to John Ratzenberger--Cheers mailman Cliff Clavin and Pixar voice

STEPMOM OF BUTCHERED NC GIRL MARRIED 7 TIMES

THE STEPMOTHER of dismembered North Carolina girl Zahra Baker has been married a whopping seven times, according to an AP probe. Elisa Baker was even indicted on a bigamy charge last month in relation to her marriage to Zahra's dad Adam. The bigamy has no relation to the disabled little girl's unsolved murder, although Elisa is being held on obstructing justice charges.
Zahra was reported missing last October 9. Her butchered remains were

CALI PRINCIPAL SHOT TO DEATH AT SCHOOL

THEY HAD BEEN FRIENDS. School principal Sam Lacara, 50, and John Luebbers, 44, worked together, golfed together and usually had lunch together. But on Wednesday, Luebbers shot to death Lacara, the principal of ScHnell School in Placerville, California. He took a bullet to the torso.
Luebbers--a janitor--was arrested. Cops say the shooting arose from a dispute between the two.

"It's a tragedy for Placerville and for our entire society," Police Chief George Nielsen said."The main issue with how to deal with students

SCALDING BABY KILLER GOES DOWN FOR 25 YEARS

SCALDING baby killer Christian Perez will serve at least 25-years behind bars for the disgusting death of his girlfriend's baby.
Perez put 18-month-old Eli Rojas in 150-degree water, water causing the tot's skin to come off.
But rather than take him to a doctor, along with his sister Patricia and her husband Jose Gamez, they drove to a drug store to get ointment.
It was only after the baby had a seizure that they sought medical help.
Alameda County Deputy District Attorney Stacie Pettigrew said it was the worst case she'd ever taken to trial
She said: "Eli was placed in 150-degree water for a matter of a few

JUDGE ON SIMPSON'S APPEAL: NO WAY OJ

Not Smiling Now

NOTORIOUS football star O.J Simpson's attempt to appeal his jail time for armed robbery and kidnapping has been quashed.
Nevada Appeal Court judge's denied his request for a re-hearing over his prison sentence of up to 33-years which he received when he and four accomplices confronted a sports memorabilia dealer in a Las Vegas Hotel.
The former American football player turned actor, notorious after being acquitted of the 1995 murder of his wife, Nicole Brown and her friend Ronald Goldman, had hoped to get his sentence reduced.
The ex-sport star's attorneys followed with a request to reconsider,

COWARDLY KILLER CAUGHT 22 YEARS LATER

Caught

A COWARDLY convicted killer who shot a man in the back and went on the run for more than 20 years, has finally been caught in Mexico.
Back in 1989 Adam Zachs was appealing a 60-year sentence for the cold blooded killing of Peter Carone, when he jumped bail and fled south of the border.  
The pair, who barely knew each other had been chatting in a Hartford CT bar when a minor argument broke out and they scuffled outside according to testimony at the time.
Then Zachs  pulled out a 9-mm Smith & Wesson pistol and blasted Carone, who was engaged to be married, in the back
He was convicted in 1987 to 60-years but his Aunt posted a $250,000 appeal bond.
He was supposed to stay with his parents in Bloomfield.

REEFER MADNESS STRIKES POTTY PARENT

Weed-y Bad Dad

HE MUST have smoked too much.
Because potty parent Sean Corwin, is now behind bars after complaining to cops that his son hadn't been paid for $400 worth of Mary Jane. 
Called out to a disturbance Saturday night, the Surprise, AZ officers, found the 35-year-old beating on somebody's door.
Asked why, he told them about the weed deal gone bad.
Officers allege that he used his 16-year-old son to sell the marijuana in the park to a 14-year-old.
But rather than pay up, the younger boy ran home, so Corwin went

POTTY PETE DOHERTY BACK IN THE DOCK

On Drugs?

POTTY Pete Doherty denied cocaine possession at yet another appearance in a London court.
The Babyshambles front man, known more for his battles with heroin, was busted by cops investigating the death of heiress Robin Whitehead, who died of a suspected drug overdose last year.
She had been making a documentary about the Rock and Roll wild man's drug addled lifestyle and relationship with supermodel Kate Moss the Daily Mail reported.

Her body was found at an East London flat rented by Doherty's close pal Pete Wolfe, 41, the singer with the band Wolfman who initially claimed they had been drinking nothing stronger than tea before she died.
Later he changed his story, saying she had choked on her own vomit after consuming alcohol and Valium.