ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER SUPERHERO IN THE DOCK

BRUCE WAYNE HE AINT

HOLY probation Batman!
It's been a bad week for superheros and run ins with the law.
First Seattle based Phoenix Jones, was unmasked in the dock where he was facing charges of pepper spraying a group of people as they left a nightclub, which we reported here.  
And now the so called Petoskey Batman has had his identity revealed after he was sentenced to six months of probation, after he was spotted atop a building wearing his costume.

CARJACKER MICAH CALAMOSCA BLAMES BATMAN

GOOD EXCUSE

HOLY bulls**t Batman.
It didn't take the caped crusader to work out that this carjacker was spinning a line, but to be fair it was quite a novel excuse.
Would be thief Micah Calamosca opened the door, sat down and told the man to get out. Except the man he picked was Detective Robert DiGiacomo who was on the look out for an assault suspect in the Shadyside area of Pittsburgh. Needless to say, the unimpressed detective pulled his gun and ordered the 21-year-old out of the car.
At that point Calamosca came up with the most novel excuse the detective, in fact any officer had heard.

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! HEATH LEDGER CALLED...

CHARLIE SHEEN called it 'Winning.' Spencer Taylor, we believe, is ready to follow in the great thespian's footsteps. Again, not sure what he did and in lots of ways don't care, but that's quite a get up