Real Housewives 'stars' guilty; jailed for fraud

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NEW JERSEY -- They should have been prosecuted for crimes against television but instead, Teresa and Guiseppe Giudice of "Real Housewives of New Jersey" fame will serve time for conspiracy and bankruptcy fraud charges.
"I fully take responsibility for my actions. I need to learn to take responsibility for myself" a tearful Teresa, told the Federal court in Newark after she was sentenced to 15 months in prison.
"I am more sorry than anybody will ever know or understand," the 42-year-old added.

BLACK WIDOW MELISSA ANN SHEPARD JAILED

BLACK WIDOW

A BLACK widow who served time for killing her first husband and who's second died in

"mysterious circumstances" is back behind bars after trying to poison hubby number three. 

"People who have contact with this lady should be careful," the judge said about Melissa Ann Shepard, 78, after she admitted to administering a noxious substance to her new husband Fred Weeks, 75. 

The pair had been married for just a few days, when the geriatric groom fell ill at a Bed and Breakfast in Cape Breton, N.S, last September. 

JAILED FRAUDSTER P.J. TROSTEL: 'I BLAME MENOPAUSE

Just when you think you've heard everything, along comes former Elbert County Colorado Assessor P.J. Trostel. P.J. it seems was pinching money from the good taxpayers to the tune of thousands but she had an excuse: she was going through menopause.
She said: “Until recently I had no idea that the medication I was taking to help with my hormone imbalance, menopause, depression and anxiety had so much impact on my ability to reason and be productive. It made all those things so much harder. Looking back I see that now, but at the time I wasn’t really tuned into that. I didn’t realize that my

AARON 'VERA' MORALES' SEX CHANGE CAN'T FOOL COPS

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THE lengths some people go to, to avoid arrest. Aaron "Vera" Morales took extreme measure and then some, by having sex change Federal prosecutors in Mexico allege. According to country's The Attorney General's Office he "had plastic surgery in an effort to evade justice, to change his identity from a man to a woman." And along with his new look, the 33-year-old, who has been charged with defrauding a government health agency on a sound system contract, had brand new documents to go with his brand new look.
Mexico City law allows people to legally change gender identity, and Vera Morales does not face any false ID charges.
Officials could not say whether the man had surgery to alter his gender or simply to alter his appearance.
And we wouldn't want to be the officer given the task of finding out either.

KIDNAP HOAX MOM BONNIE SWEETEN SET TO PLEAD

BARMY BONNIE

MAD MICKEY

BARMY Bonnie Sweeten who staged a hoax kidnapping of her and her nine-year-old daughter and then went to Disney World looks set to plead in the $700,000 fraud case. 
Back in 2009, Sweeten, a mother of three gained national attention when she claimed that a couple of black men were holding them hostage. 
In fact, she was on her way to Florida using a fake identity to party with Mickey and Minnie. 
Cops caught up with the mad mom in the theme park and took her back to Philadelphia, PA  where authorities were investigating allegations that she had stolen $700,000 from clients of a Feasterville law firm, where she worked as a paralegal.

CRYBABY LENNY DYKSTRA VOWS: 'I WILL WIN BIG!'

STUPID LENNY

STUPID Lenny Dykstra, or should we say Lenny K. Dykstra. We never liked him during his playing days with the Mets and the Phillies. We don't like him now. We think he's a moron. A genuinely stupid guy who believes he has business acumen. Now, the tobacco-juice spewing nimrod is making a plea to the public through the pages of the New York Post re. his current plight. Oh, you haven't heard? Bankrupt, fraud, steroid accusations, bounced checks to hookers and on and on and on and on.
Lenny tells "the people of the great City of New York:
What I have somehow lived through the past 2½ years, and continue to live through now, makes me fully understand that God would never make someone endure what I have endured unless there was a reason for it. That being said, I was wrong when I thought God put me on this earth to