Porn star Mellanie Monroe: Rap's Maino attacked me!

NEW YORK -- Porn queen Mellanie Monroe is claiming rapper Maino beat her up outside a Meatpacking district hotspot. The New York Post says that Maino -- real name Jermaine Coleman -- suddenly started beating up the sex-rated star in a parked SUV outside the Griffin nightclub.
“Everyone at their table was definitely popping bottles, ”a friendly cop told the tabloid. Monroe -- star of Interracial Cougars 2, Tappin' That White Ass 3 and Big Tit Brotha Lovers 19 among others --said she suffered leg pain.
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AMANDA BYNES: KINKY COP "SLAPPED MY VAGINA"

Batshit crazy former actress Amanda Bynes is bizarrely blasting her drug charges as "all lies" and claims a kinky cop "slapped my vagina."
The troubled starlet let loose after being busted Thursday for allegedly bouncing a bong onto a busy New York street from her apartment.
According to the New York Daily News Bynes said: “Don’t believe the reports about me being arrested. It’s all lies.  I was sexually harassed by one of the cops the night before last which is who then arrested me. He lied and said I threw a bong out the window when I opened the window for fresh air. Hilarious. He slapped my vagina. Sexual harassment. Big deal.”

LONE WOLF BOMBER JOSE PIMENTEL BUSTED

BOMBER

A LONE wolf bomber who wanted to blow up cops and soldiers returning from the battlefiled has been busted by the NYPD.
Al Qaeda loving Jose Pimentel, 27, who allegedly wanted to change his name to Osama Hussein, dreamed of "violent jihad" was busted with pipe bombs in his New York apartment. 
The NYPD counter-terrorism unit had been following him since May 2009, when inspired by the death of terror chief Anwar Al Awlaki, he began buying the equipment to make the explosives.  
Mayor Bloomberg said Pimentel was "plotting to bomb police patrol cars and postal facilities as well as targeted members of our armed services returning from abroad."
Police Commissioner Ray Kelly said Pimentel was close to putting his deadly plan into action.

BUTCHER EDWIN FUENTES KILLED, DISMEMBERED WIFE

A BUTCHER who murdered then dismembered his wife in a macabre frenzy of bloodlust has been sentenced to 20 years in prison. After Edwin Fuentes, 44, choked his wife Reina De Los Santos to death he then used his cutting skill to dismember her body, stuffing the remains into bags and suitcases and then ditching them in a Queens, New York park. He pleaded guilty but his wife's family weren't satisfied.

Her sister Marisol De Los Santos said:  “I’m hoping that, maybe, they cut you up like you did my sister. 

“Your mother must be turning over knowing she carried a demon like you in her womb. If it was up to me, you would go to hell.” BUTCHER JAILED

DEAR STUPID: RIDES OUTSIDE SUBWAY IN SHOCK VIDEO

STUPIDITY in our times. Nothing really phases New Yorkers but the sight of a man riding outside the J Train sure did. Exactly what kind of idiot rides outside a subway train? The kind in the video.

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GIRLS GO WILD IN NYC SUBWAY FIGHT

IT was girls gone wild in the New York subway  as these four little douchebags tried to jump the turnstiles and got caught by the cops.

Last Friday night the four tried to beat the fare in Harlem, but they were spotted by a couple of cops, who immediately pulled them off the train.

CLYDE GARDNER'S STUPID MURDER IDEA: BLAME BEAR

AN ABUSIVE New York man had a novel way to kill his girlfriend: make it look like a bear mauled her to death. Clyde 'Clever Clyde' Gardner has been sentenced to prison for trying to hire a hitman to kill the woman in a staged car crash. Clever Clyde's original idea was brilliant: Kill a bear, skin it and wear the pelt while using its claws to kill the woman as she took out her garbage. The plan included him wearing the bear's paws on his feet so no human footprints would be left behind. So, the 57-year-old junkyard owner, who lives in

BLOODBATH IN THE BIG APPLE: 31 SHOT IN 48 HOURS

BLOODY DAY

IT'S may have been labor day, but gunmen have been busy in The Big Apple, blasting 31-people in just 48 hours in one of the bloodiest weekends in New York's recent history.
By Sunday Night 25 had been shot, with a further six being struck in separate incidents in Brooklyn by early Monday morning - violence which Mayor Bloomberg called: "just unconscionable."
The crazy carnage began just after lunch at a barbecue on East 54th, which saw four people shot of which one 18-year-old Tyrief Gary, later died. 
A man and a woman were each shot in the chest at 4:24 a.m. and 6:00 a.m and both now remain in custody.
Police sources believe that the three latest shootings are connected to the pre-dawn festivities leading up to Monday's West Indian Day parade. 

SON OF SAM DAVID BERKOWITZ: I WON'T SEEK PAROLE

HE IS ONE OF America's most notorious serial killers. For a brief time in the late 1970s, the monster known as Son of Sam, terrorized New York City, leaving bodies in his wake with six dead and more wounded. Now, David Berkowitz has said he will not seek parole next May. In a letter to FoxNews.com, the killer said "he has no interest in parole" thanks to being forgiven by Jesus Christ.
He has previously been shot down for parole five times.
Berkowitz writes: "I have no interest in parole and no plans to seek release. If you could understand

INDIANA COPS SEARCH LANDFILL FOR LAUREN SPIERER

THE NEXT phase of the grim Lauren Spierer investigation has taken a darker probe as investigators are now scouring a landfill near Bloomington for the co-ed's body. Lauren, a student at the University of Indiana vanished June 3. Foul play is suspected by law enforcement insiders.

LAUREN SPIERER'S FOLKS TWEET: 'IT WILL HAUNT YOU'

MISSING Indiana University co-ed Lauren Spierer's family have tweeted a chilling message to her kidnapper: "Everywhere you go, for the rest of your life, it will follow you. In your happiest moments, it will haunt you. Do the right thing. 800-CRIME-TV." The pretty blonde from posh Westchester, New

TWO WOMEN SLUG IT OUT ON SUBWAY; BABY ROLLS

THE NEW 'I Love NY' campaign has officially launched and these two bruisers are the star. In a beef on the L train, riders watched in shock as two women went at it hammers and tongs--even as a baby stroller belonging to one rolled out the door and onto the platform. MORE IN THE DAILY NEWS

10,000 TURN OUT FOR LEIBY KLETSKY FUNERAL

NO CHANCE

THOUSANDS

THOUSANDS of mourner lined the streets to pay their respects to tragic Leiby Kltezky who was killed and dismembered after innocently asking a stranger for help to find his way home. The eight-year-old Hasidic boy lost his way on his first walk home alone, from day camp when cops say he was abducted by 35-year-old Levi Aron who kidnapped, suffocated and dismembered with a kitchen knife. When detectives tracked him down, Aron, who works as a clerk in the city's Kensington neighborhood is said to have confessed to the brutal murder,

HUNDREDS SEARCH FOR MISSING LAUREN SPIERER

WHERE'S Lauren Spierer? Three weeks after her bizarre disappearance after partying in Bloomington, Indiana no trace has been found of the New York native, 20. A wide variety of rumors have emerged and cops remain tight-lipped. A wide array of rumors have also emerged, including suggestions the pretty blonde OD'd after hammering cocaine all night--she does have a heart condition--and her pals panicked and hid her body. A boyfriend remembers nothing of June 3 where he partied till the week hours with Lauren.
Saturday saw hundreds of volunteers scour rural areas around the university town. It is not known if anything was found that brought detectives closer to finding the fashion marketing student.

SCREW-UP! BIEBER 'ATTACKER' UNDERCOVER COP

UPDATE: Whoops. Looks like Justin Bieber's notoriously overzealous bodyguards have done it again: they thought a crazed fan--a man in his 40s--was attacking the Bieb. Oh, oh. It was an undercover cop. Same crew recently terrorized Bieb's home town with high-speed hijinks.

BIEB OK IN SECURITY SCREW-UP

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NOOOOOO. Teen superstar Justin Bieber was viciously attacked by a man at a promotional event in New York yesterday. The terrified heartthrob was knocked down and suffered minor injuries out side Macy's in Herald Square. The attacker was in his 40s and taken into custody and given a summons for disorderly conduct, according to the New York Daily News.

DANIELLE JOHNSEN'S LESBIAN TRYSTS WITH GIRL, 16

NOT EXACTLY AS SHOWN

 PORN PLOT alert! A sexy New York Catholic high school science (biology?) teacher has been busted by cops for having sexual contact with a 16-year-old sophomore. According to cops, the sizzling Sapphic affair came to light after stunning brunette Danielle Johnsen allegedly broke the teen's heart following hijinks at Notre Dame Academy--an all-girls academy. Teacher says school girl made it up. The New York Daily News says Johnsen has taught at the private school for three

POLICE RELEASE TIMELINE, PIX IN LAUREN SPIERER CASE

COPS in Indiana have released a new timeline as they try to piece together co-ed Lauren Spierer's night before she vanished into thin air. Spierer, a 20-year-old student from Westchester disappeared June 3rd, 2011 after a night of partying.
So far, thousands of volunteers have tried to find her but to no avail. One of the strongest leads is this "suspicious pickup" truck seen in the area before Lauren disappeared.
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FEARS FOR CO-ED LAUREN SPIERER MOUNT IN INDIANA

WHERE is Lauren? With America's Most Wanted  on the case and almost everyone in Indiana looking for New York born and raised co-ed Lauren Spierer, cops are still waiting for a break. Although they are interviewing 10 persons of interest. Now, a private search team has been brought in by the 20-year-old's wealthy parents who have also offered a $100,000 reward. SEARCH FOR LAUREN SPIERER

LAUREN SPIERER DISAPPEARANCE: COPS FEAR FOUL PLAY

LAUREN SPIERER, RIGHT

Cops in Indiana fear a New York co-ed may have met with foul play after she vanished Friday after a night of partying at a Midwest bar. Lauren Spierer, 20, a pretty blonde sophomore at Indiana University was last spotted in bare feet walking home alone in Bloomington.
Her dad Robert told the New York Post: "It's every parent's nightmare." Surveillance video from her apartment complex reveals she never made it home and her keys were discovered a block away from where she was last seen. Investigators are now scouring nearby woods, dumpsters and back alleys for any sign of the petite student--who stands just 4'11" and weighs a mere 100 lbs. Her wealthy parentshave flown to Indiana to help with the search say she has a heart defect and requires meds.

ANOTHER NY HOTEL MAID ATTACKED BY BANKER

WHAT A BANKER

ANOTHER day, another banker and another attack on a maid at an exclusive New York Hotel. What is it with these guys?
Just weeks after former IMF chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn was busted on similar charges, a former chairman of one of Egypt's major banks stands accuses of sexually abusing a maid at The Pierre, a luxury hotel on The Big Apple's, Upper East Side. 
Mahmoud Abdel Salam Omar allegedly called the maid to his room on Sunday night to "drop off tissues"  cops said. 
But once inside the 74-year-old's room Omar would not let her leave and touched her inappropriately. The encounter was not reported until Monday, police said.