OHIO FAMILY TRIED TO HACK OFF LOVE RIVAL'S FINGERS

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FAT GERRY

A spurned young woman, her obese dad and her chess-playing boyfriend lured a love rival to the family trailer home and then tried to cut off her fingers with pruning shears.

Cops say Shena Moore, 24, invited the victim --and artist-- to the home in Mason, Ohio after learning her boyfriend, John "Game, Set, Match" Gulley, 31, had been sexting the woman. The artist, 27, agreed to discuss the pair's falling out on May 5.

When got there, Moore's father, 450-lb. Gerald "Fat Gerry" Moore Jr., 49, hit the victim with his cane while Shena began punching her. The twisted trio then pinned the terrified woman to the ground and

'WILD HOT' SUSAN HAMMOND SEXTED SON'S PAL

WILD HOT

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A 'WILD' soccer mom is accused of sexting her son's 14-year-old pal and showing them a porn film and plying them with booze. 
Susan Hammond, 47, who describes herself as a 'wild hot soccer mom' on her Facebook profile sent the explicit messages describing a sex act she'd like to perform on one of them. 
Cops now believe that other illegal activity may now have taken place between them. 
She is also alleged to have shown them the X-rated film called 'The Wedding' starring British porn star Poppy Morgan.