OHIO FAMILY TRIED TO HACK OFF LOVE RIVAL'S FINGERS

HEARTACHE

FAT GERRY

A spurned young woman, her obese dad and her chess-playing boyfriend lured a love rival to the family trailer home and then tried to cut off her fingers with pruning shears.

Cops say Shena Moore, 24, invited the victim --and artist-- to the home in Mason, Ohio after learning her boyfriend, John "Game, Set, Match" Gulley, 31, had been sexting the woman. The artist, 27, agreed to discuss the pair's falling out on May 5.

When got there, Moore's father, 450-lb. Gerald "Fat Gerry" Moore Jr., 49, hit the victim with his cane while Shena began punching her. The twisted trio then pinned the terrified woman to the ground and

CHEATING KEVIN GAYLOR CALLS COPS ON DATE

CHEATER

A CHEATING boyfriend called the cops on his internet lover after his girlfriend arrived home early.
Two-timing Kevin Gaylor, 24, dialed 911 in a desperate bid to convince his missus that the "other woman" he'd picked up on Craigslist was a burglar and not his date.
He told cops that "she was wielding a gun."
Cops said he had arranged to meet his "date" at his Colorado Springs home at around 3am on Wednesday morning.
But his plan met a hitch when his girlfriend unexpectedly arrived home, cops told The Gazette.

PROMISED KINKY SEX, THEN TORTURED LOVE CHEAT BEAU

HELL HATH NO FURY

SHE PROMISED him kinky sex and handcuffed him to bed, but then when Sabrina Renee Robinson had him where she wanted him she turned violent and took heavy revenge for him cheating on her. 
Smashing him in the face with the butt of a shotgun, she repeatedly threatened to kill him, and promised to "gut him like a deer." 
Needless to say, her 41-year-old fella, who later admitted his infidelity to cops, might think twice before he cheats again. 
Madera County Sheriff’s Department spokesperson Erica Stuart told