HULK SMASH: NUDE BODYBUILDER RUBEN AZRU ATTACK

HULK SMASH!
But instead of radiation from a gamma bomb, I think we can safely put this one down to roid rage.
Cops say that naked, 300lb, bodybuilder, Ruben Azru vicously attacked a couple in their San Bernadino, CA, home.
Officers explained that the couple arrived home to find the nude muscleman on their front porch, but whe the 35-year-old husband confronted him, Azru exploded and began pummelling the guy.
Colton police Cpl. Ray Mendez told the San Bernadino Sun: "The suspect violently attacked the husband, causing major head trauma and injuries.

ROGER CLEMENS SHOCKER! MISTRIAL DECLARED

Baseball legend Roger Clemens' case was dramatically struck out of court yesterday when the judge sensationally declared a mistrial after prosecutors revealed banned evidence for the jury.
The seven time Cy Young award winning pitcher could not be assured a fair trial according to US District Judge Reggie Walton after the jury were shown evidence against his orders. 
Lawyer's began playing a video from the Rocket's 2008 Congress testimony showing the jury, Rep. Elijah Cummings, D-Md referring to former teammate and close friend Andy Pettitte's conversation with his wife. One of the chief pieces of evidence against Clemens is Pettitte's