Drunken stripper attacked boyfriend with ax: cops

Ax to grind

Not exactly as shown

DAYTONA BEACH -- A drunken stripper attacked her boyfriend with an ax after getting mad because he wouldn't talk to her, cops said.
Tammy Hiser hit Andrew Whittaker in theDaytona Beach News-Journal.
face after he picked her up after her shift until they arrived at a hotel, according to the
There, the 34-year-old picked an ax and swung it at him, but he managed to get it away from her and called the cops.
"She is an entertainer, a dancer," Whittaker, 28, told the paper. "And that's where the problem is because she drinks and drinks at work."
Cops arrested her on battery charges and she is being held at the Volusia County Jail.  

 

HULK SMASH: NUDE BODYBUILDER RUBEN AZRU ATTACK

HULK SMASH!
But instead of radiation from a gamma bomb, I think we can safely put this one down to roid rage.
Cops say that naked, 300lb, bodybuilder, Ruben Azru vicously attacked a couple in their San Bernadino, CA, home.
Officers explained that the couple arrived home to find the nude muscleman on their front porch, but whe the 35-year-old husband confronted him, Azru exploded and began pummelling the guy.
Colton police Cpl. Ray Mendez told the San Bernadino Sun: "The suspect violently attacked the husband, causing major head trauma and injuries.

BEER LED TO MAD MAYKEL BORGES TO HATCHET ATTACK

MAD MAYKEL

A BEER sodden booze hound was so desperate for another drink that he launched a ferocious hatchet attack when he was refused another drink.
Mad Maykel Borges was hanging around at the Trailerama (brilliant name) trailer park in Miami and asking for beer, which some of the residents gave him.
But as he continued to demand more drink, he was eventually asked to leave.
The barmy booze hound did in fact go but he then returned armed with a hatchet and then he bgan to argue for more beer with the residents.
When they again refused his requests he started swinging at one man, cutting him on the side with it and drawing blood.
One terrified resident told CBS Miami: "This guy was crazy. He just kept asking for beer and he went mad when we wouldn't give him anything so he just started swinging.

THIRSTY THIEF TIM SNYDER BROKE IN FOR BEER

SNYDER

A THIRSTY thief was so desperate for a beer that he burst into two apartments and stabbed a man with a corkscrew during his search for a brew. 

Tim Snyder, 36, walked into one Chicago apartment and headed straight for the fridge, but when he didn't find any booze he punched the owner, who had been roused from his sleep by the noisy entrance and left. 

Barging his way into the second unit he again struggled with the owner, before stabbing him in the back with a corkscrew the Sun Times reports. 

WIFE WAKES UP HUSBAND WITH POWER SAW ON NECK

WAKEY WAKEY

THEY say the first cut is the deepest, but this woman took it literally, when she woke up her sleeping husband by cutting her husband's neck and shoulder with a power saw.
Officers who arrived at the home in Everett, WA say they could hear the victim shouting: "You tried to cut my head off. You're going to jail."
Quite why the 43-year-old woman wanted to attack her spouse is unclear, but he told cops that that it had been dark in the room and when he turned on the light he saw his wife holding the saw.
The 36-year-old also said he'd been cut with a hatchet.
His wife told officers she grabbed the saw Friday night because an intruder escaped out her daughter's window.

DAWN MONTESDOSCA BUSTED FOR CUPCAKE ATTACK

ATTACK

SHE'S got herself into a really sticky situation with this one. 
Dawn Montesdoca's sweet treats ended on a really sour note after cops charged her with domestic battery for pelting her husband with cupcakes. 
Quite what the 60-year-old's husband Arturo, 57, had done to annoy her is unclear, but after getting into an argument she began to hit him. 
Then she reached for the box of deserts and began pelting them at him one by one, according to the Chicago Sun Times.
By the time cops arrived, his head and shirt were smeared in icing, and he told officers he was “in fear” and wanted his wife arrested, according to a police report. 

NOT DOING CHORES: ANTONIO GUTIERREZ SLASHES SON

BAD DAD

TIRED of his "lazy" son not doing his chores Antonio Gutierrez allegedly took some drastic action and attacked him with a four-foot-long sword, cops say.
Cops say he confronted his 18-year-old son, John, "about being lazy and not doing chores around the house."
But when the argument escalated, the 43-year-old father armed himself with with the weapon and "confronted John with the sword," according to the police statement.    
It goes on to say: "John tried to defend himself by using his hands to ward off the sword," and as a result the teen suffered lacerations and needed medical attention.

GIRLS GONE WILD FOUNDER JOE FRANCIS SURRENDERS

ATTACKER?

GIRLS Gone Wild founder Joe Francis has turned himself in to cops in connection with his false imprisonment warrant.
The sleazy founder of the uber successful video chain which encourages young girls to expose themselves on camera allegedly offered to drive three women he met in a nightclub.
But rather than take them for a spin they say the franchise founder took them to his mansion although they told him they did not want to go there according to TMZ.
Then he allegedly pushed one of the women to the ground during an altercation at his home.
A friend of the girls said: "He started off all nice but when he quickly turned. They were really frightened by the end of it and they couldn't wait to get out of there. It wasn't like he took no for an answer."  

SURPRISE, SURPRISE, KOBE BRYANT'S IN TROUBLE AGAIN

DUMMY DUNKER

HE MAY come from the City of Angels, but the devil has come out of LA Laker Kobe Bryant, yet again, after he allegedly attacked a man in church.
The basketball star whose had numerous run ins with the law is accused of grabbing a man's wrist and cell phone at a service in San Diego's St. Therese of Carmel church.
According to KCBS he was attending a church service when he thought that someone was taking pictures of him, so he snatched the cellphone from the man.
Of course the guy was doing nothing of the sort and when the multiple MVP winner realized this, he left the church immediately.  
The alleged victim claims he had to go to the hospital to treat a wrist injury but no charges have been filed against Bryant as yet.

MCDONALDS MANAGER TIFFANY ALLEN ATTACKS MOM

MAC ATTACK

UNHAPPY MEAL

SHE was supposed to be flipping burgers, instead she flipped out and launched a Mac attack on a terrified mom in the McDonalds where she was a manager. All Jennifer Schwenker wanted was a happy meal with her autistic twins in the Marietta, GA store. 
But for some reason Tiffany Denise Allen, who was off duty at the time, got annoyed with the service dog she brought with her and started to follow her around the store. 
Then she punched her in the face in the parking lot.  

MELISSA HARDWICK ATTACKS FAMILY COURT JUDGE

CLASSY

ATTACK

IT PROBABLY wasn't the best way to make a good impression on the family court judge. 
Melissa Hardwick continually interrupted proceedings as her ex-husband explained why he'd filed a domestic violence complaint against her.
So Judge Jennifer Edwards warned her that she would be held in contempt if she carried on talking. 

BANANA ATTACKS MAN IN GORILLA MASCOT COSTUME

IT WAS a battle for the ages in Strongville, Ohio. Someone in a banana costume attacked wireless company's gorilla mascot! The banana remains at large. Manager Brad Parham said: "I noticed a kid in the bushes. Then he just emerged, dressed up as a banana, and sprinted as fast as he could at our gorilla. The kid just speared our gorilla." REVENGE OF THE BANANA

JEALOUS HUBBY ATTACKS WIFE....WITH A POODLE

ATTACK DOG

AS attack weapons go he certainly chose a novel one.
A barking mad Brazilian man picked up a poodle and smashed his wife in the head with it because he suspected she was having an affair.
The 4-pound dog reportedly died while Carla de Camargo Oliveira, the wife, suffered only minor bruises.
 But astonishingly cops in Sao Paulo did not arrest him because officers deemed that the attack was not highly dangerous to the woman and he was not caught in the act.
However police did say Wednesday that they are urging prosecutors to charge him with assault and battery and cruelty to animals.

MICHAEL LOHANS EX WEDDING NIGHT ATTACK ON HUBBY

CRAZY BRIDE

LOHAN

SHE wasn't carried over the threshold, but pushed behind bars for attacking her new husband on their wedding night.
Just hours after Michael Lohan's ex Bernadette Besario Catan-Keeler, 30, said "I do" to her newlywed husband another Michael Keeler.
The two got into a fight Saturday night in a Florida nightclub as they celebrated their new marital bliss, which lasted all of about 13 hours, Lighthouse Pointe police said.

The argument started when Keeler got upset that his new wife was getting too frisky on the dance floor with another man at the club, cops said.

SCREW-UP! BIEBER 'ATTACKER' UNDERCOVER COP

UPDATE: Whoops. Looks like Justin Bieber's notoriously overzealous bodyguards have done it again: they thought a crazed fan--a man in his 40s--was attacking the Bieb. Oh, oh. It was an undercover cop. Same crew recently terrorized Bieb's home town with high-speed hijinks.

BIEB OK IN SECURITY SCREW-UP

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NOOOOOO. Teen superstar Justin Bieber was viciously attacked by a man at a promotional event in New York yesterday. The terrified heartthrob was knocked down and suffered minor injuries out side Macy's in Herald Square. The attacker was in his 40s and taken into custody and given a summons for disorderly conduct, according to the New York Daily News.

FUNKY COLD WIFE-BEATER: TONE LOC BUSTED

'WILD THING'

RAPPER Tone Loc could probably have used some 'Funky Cold Medina' after turning into a 'Wild Thing' and allegedly attacking the mother of his child on Saturday.
The four time Grammy nominee and voice actor who also starred in films like Ace Ventura Pet Detective got into a physical altercation with the mother of his child reports TMZ. 
Burbank police Sgt. Tracy Sanchez says 45-year-old Anthony Smith - Tone Loc's real name was arrested, but he remained tight lipped about the alleged victim or the circumstances, reports the The Sacramento Bee.

ANOTHER NY HOTEL MAID ATTACKED BY BANKER

WHAT A BANKER

ANOTHER day, another banker and another attack on a maid at an exclusive New York Hotel. What is it with these guys?
Just weeks after former IMF chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn was busted on similar charges, a former chairman of one of Egypt's major banks stands accuses of sexually abusing a maid at The Pierre, a luxury hotel on The Big Apple's, Upper East Side. 
Mahmoud Abdel Salam Omar allegedly called the maid to his room on Sunday night to "drop off tissues"  cops said. 
But once inside the 74-year-old's room Omar would not let her leave and touched her inappropriately. The encounter was not reported until Monday, police said.

HOLE LOT O' TROUBLE AT NY DUNKIN DONUTS

THEY walked in intent on causing a hole lot of trouble as you can see here:

Cops are searching for a band of teens caught on surveillance video trashing an NYC Dunkin' Donuts in the upscale West Village.

IMF CHIEF'S SEX TARGET LIVES IN HIV/AIDS BLDG.

UPDATE: IMF lothario Dominique Strauss-Kahn is not going to be happy when he reads this. According to the New York Post, the molestin' money man's latest target lives in a Bronx apartment rented EXCLUSIVELY to adults with HIV or AIDS. The hotel maid, a West African immigrant has lived in the apartment since January. It is unknown whether she suffers from the afflictions.
EARLIER: PERVERT IMF chief Dominic Strauss-Kahn has a whole wing of New York's notorious Rikers Island jail to himself as he awaits his court case for sexually assaulting a hotel maid. The 62-year-old banker and diplomat is currently in a facility that houses inmates with contagious diseases, like measles or tuberculosis, under constant monitoring by guards after being placed on suicide