CATY & JACK PARKER'S WEDDING RINGS STOLEN

HAPPY/UNHAPPY COUPLE

THIEF

A CREEP thief snuck into a church and stole a couples wedding clothes and jewelry on the night before their big day. 
Caty and Jack Parker had been rehearsing the ceremony in the Trinity Lutheran Church in Des Moines, WA when the thin, female burglar struck. 
When they returned to their dressing room they found the bride’s bag, shoes and jewellery and the groom’s wedding ring were missing.
It contained Caty’s family heirloom jewellery was gone – but luckily her wedding dress had not been taken.

KIM KARDASHIAN'S PAL DEFRAUDED HUSBAND TOO

BITCH

BOY Kris Humphries ex must feel like he's been p***ed on this week - much like his soon to be ex, Kim Kardashain. As we reported here after laying out millions for a fairytale wedding, the entrepreneur publictiy whore filed for divorce after less than two months yesterday.  
And now it's emerged that he's accusing one of the guests of scamming him out of of $1.7million with a fraudulent investment scheme.
Andrey C. Hicks, a Boston area money manager is accused of soliciting people like Humphries to invest in a $1.7 million collectively in a purported billion-dollar hedge fund called Locust Offshore Fund Ltd. Bigging himself up, according to E-Online he told investors he had obtained undergraduate and graduate degrees from Harvard University.
But it has since emerged that he only attended Harvard for three semesters and

BRIDE TAMMI LEE HINTON BUSTED ON WEDDING DAY

TILL BUST DO US PART

IT should have been the happiest day of her life, but instead she spent at least some of it behind bars after she was arrested minutes after walking down the aisle.  Tammy Lee Hinton had just exchanged vows at a Jackson, MI church, when officers swooped, busting her on a three-year-old warrant for identity theft.  Blackman-Leoni Township Public Safety Officer Rick Gillespie told MLive that they believed the woman had moved to Florida, but they got tips that she would be back in town for the wedding.
He added that officers had discussed whether to arrest the woman on her wedding day, but felt like they were out of options.
He said: "We can’t ignore it when we have good information on where she’s going to be. We had to do what we had to do.