DAD DEJUAN WELLS BIT COPS AT PEEWEE FOOTBALL

DUMB DAD

TALK about making a meal of things - especially over a youth football game.
But Dejuan Wells definitely bit off more than he could chew, after going mad about a game winning touchdown being scored against his kid's team in the last nine seconds of the game.
Hardly the NFL, most of his youngster's team, The Spartans seemed okay with the result against the Boilermakers, but not Wells.
As the red mist descended he ran onto the field yelling profanities at Football League Commissioner, Tyre Shelton who promptly ordered Wells to calm down, lower his voice, and move back away from the field.

WOMAN BITES OFF ATTACKER'S TONGUE

THAT bites - at least for the attacker of one woman. As she left church in Gerard Michael Landon, 46 approached his victim, who is in her fifties and asked her for a hug. When she refused, he wrestled her to the ground into some bushes and tried to sexually assault her, starting by pushing his tongue into her mouth. So she reacted in a natural way, by biting down onto his tongue and taking a huge chunk of it off.
Needless to say he stopped and ran off, leaving her in the Stamford, CT alleyway.Sgt Paul Guzda told The Stamford Advocate: "It was a substantial piece of his tongue. About an inch worth."