LONE WOLF BOMBER JOSE PIMENTEL BUSTED

BOMBER

A LONE wolf bomber who wanted to blow up cops and soldiers returning from the battlefiled has been busted by the NYPD.
Al Qaeda loving Jose Pimentel, 27, who allegedly wanted to change his name to Osama Hussein, dreamed of "violent jihad" was busted with pipe bombs in his New York apartment. 
The NYPD counter-terrorism unit had been following him since May 2009, when inspired by the death of terror chief Anwar Al Awlaki, he began buying the equipment to make the explosives.  
Mayor Bloomberg said Pimentel was "plotting to bomb police patrol cars and postal facilities as well as targeted members of our armed services returning from abroad."
Police Commissioner Ray Kelly said Pimentel was close to putting his deadly plan into action.

GIRLS GO WILD IN NYC SUBWAY FIGHT

IT was girls gone wild in the New York subway  as these four little douchebags tried to jump the turnstiles and got caught by the cops.

Last Friday night the four tried to beat the fare in Harlem, but they were spotted by a couple of cops, who immediately pulled them off the train.

DAD DEJUAN WELLS BIT COPS AT PEEWEE FOOTBALL

DUMB DAD

TALK about making a meal of things - especially over a youth football game.
But Dejuan Wells definitely bit off more than he could chew, after going mad about a game winning touchdown being scored against his kid's team in the last nine seconds of the game.
Hardly the NFL, most of his youngster's team, The Spartans seemed okay with the result against the Boilermakers, but not Wells.
As the red mist descended he ran onto the field yelling profanities at Football League Commissioner, Tyre Shelton who promptly ordered Wells to calm down, lower his voice, and move back away from the field.

DRUNK CONN. MAN CALLS COPS FOR BEER 'EMERGENCY'

WELL at least he didn't drink and drive. But quite what Raymond Roberge was thinking when he picked up the phone and called the cops is a mystery - even to him probably. Because the 65-year-old dialled 911 and when cops turned up at his home, he offered them money to go buy him beer.
Needless to say the officers were less than impressed, with this the latest in a string of idiotic calls from Roberge.  In fact, all of Roberge's 79 "emergency" calls to 911 since the beginning of this year have been false alarms, authorities told the Connecticut Post. On one occassion he even offered authorities $20 and some spare change to sit with him. Police did not say whether they accepted that particular offer but on this occasion they charged him with misusing the 911 system and was freed after posting a $500 bond.