SEATTLE SUPERHERO PHOENIX JONES LOSES DAY JOB

SACKED

HOLY smokes - he's been fired.
Remember Seattle superhero, Phoenix Jones who was busted after he pepper sprayed a group of people he said were fighting outside a nightclub.
Well not only was he unmasked as Benjamin John Francis Fodor, but now he's lost his day job teaching autistic kids.
"As a result of my new found free time I will be starting day patrols when I'm not looking for work,"  he wrote on his Facebook page.
"The real losers here are the kids that won't understand why I'm not able to see them anymore."
He told KING: "It basically just said that effectively immediately, I was no longer able to work with disabled or autistic children.

BURGLAR IN CHILD'S PINK BIKINI BREAKS INTO DAYCARE

OF COURSE, we're not making this up. On October 20 at Kidscape Daycare in Indianapolis, surveillance cameras caught something unusual: a man in a child's pink bikini breaking in. The video shows a man breaking in, completely undressing and then putting on a child's pink bikini that he found in one of the rooms. The man then walks around the building in the bathing suit and triggers an alarm. After the alarm went off, he leaves. See Clip above.

JUGGALO TIM LOWE MOLESTS SPECIAL NEEDS GIRL, 16

OH, THOSE juggalos. A while back we took it on the chin from an irate fan of the Insane Clown Posse in general and juggalos (their fans) in particular. We were mean. Stupid. Well, they're back in the news, although this time it isn't mass murder (see Farmville.) Now, a racist Arizona "juggalo" has been busted for molesting a special needs girl, 16. Timothy 'Timmay' Lowe, 22, was jailed on secxual exploitation, child molestation and fessing up to sex with the girl--and others like her.
Her parents called cops after suspecting she was sending Timmay nude