NO CHARGES FOR SEATTLE SUPERHERO PHOENIX JONES

HOLY justice. 
Seattle superhero Phoenix Jones lives to fight another day after officials decided not to press charges against him after he was accused of assaulting several people with pepper spray.
He claimed he was breaking up a fight outside a club, but the people claimed they were just dancing.
It seems that authorities agreed with the muscle suit wearing, 23-year-old crime fighter, who's real name is Benjamin John Francis Fodor.
City attorney Pete Holmes told the Seattle Times that his office had been unable to locate and interview two of the people pepper sprayed.

SEATTLE SUPERHERO PHOENIX JONES LOSES DAY JOB

SACKED

HOLY smokes - he's been fired.
Remember Seattle superhero, Phoenix Jones who was busted after he pepper sprayed a group of people he said were fighting outside a nightclub.
Well not only was he unmasked as Benjamin John Francis Fodor, but now he's lost his day job teaching autistic kids.
"As a result of my new found free time I will be starting day patrols when I'm not looking for work,"  he wrote on his Facebook page.
"The real losers here are the kids that won't understand why I'm not able to see them anymore."
He told KING: "It basically just said that effectively immediately, I was no longer able to work with disabled or autistic children.

SEATTLE SUPERHERO BEN FODOR: 'I'LL FIGHT ON'

UNMASKED

HOLY SMOKES. The self-proclaimed Seattle superhero who got himself into a dance dilemma the other day has been unmasked.
As we reported here the crime fighting crusader, known as Phoenix Jones got into a spot of bother the other night when cops say he pepper sprayed a group of people downtown as they left a nightclub.
He claimed he was trying to break up a fight.
But when he turned up to court yesterday, an officer made him remove his charcoal colored masked and revealed his true identity as the distinctly non superhero like, Benjamin John Francis Fodor.