JOHN ROBERT MESTER JAILED FOR SEX WITH HORSE

JOHN ROBERT MESTER was not going to take neeeiiigh for an answer in his amorous adventures involving a horse. The Michigan man, 62, was pinched in June having sex with a horse on his neighbor's property. Now, according to the DETROIT FREE PRESS our bestial bad boy is, uh, getting counseling. And he acknowledges that, maybe, he needs some help.
At a sentencing hearing Monday, he told the Judge: "I know I have some psychological issues. I know my actions are (in)excusable."
He got  90 days in jail and five years of probation. He was also ordered to pay more than $4,200 in restitution to his neighbor, Cindy Heistand, who runs a horse boarding business on her property.
Earlier, he was pinched having sexual intercourse with a pony. He got 30 days in jail.

TEEN LOVING TEACH PAUL LADUKE JERKED OFF IN CLASS

THEY CALLED him 'The Duke'. Or Dirty Paul. Or self-love LaDuke. You get the picture. A 75-year-old suburban Chicago teacher name Paul A. LaDuke loved his students. So much so that he made a handwritten admission that for the past 10 years he masturbated in class while fantasizing about the nubile lovelies. The Duke was busted for a Veteran’s Day incident witnessed by two students at the Schaumburg Christian School. While his students were working on an assignment, LaDuke placed an apron around his waist, unbuckled his pants below his hips and began masturbating behind a podium.

LaDuke is married and has grandchildren and great-grandchildren, according to his attorney, Irving Seidler. The shyster says: "I believe he has dementia or perhaps early stages of Alzheimer’s."

 POOR PAUL PLEASURE'S PLIGHT

MUGSHOT MANIA! AGING BRITISH ROCK STAR ARRESTED

WELL, what do you think? We're pretty sure this person was once in T-Rex or some other glam outfit.

SON'S POT PICS CATCH OUT HEIDI & MARK SIEBENALER

BUSTED

NO ONE likes a grass - especially when it's your own 11-year-old son.
But Heidi and Mark Siebenaler's youngster, Luke, was so annoyed wit the marijuana smoke filling their home that he took pics of the pot and sent them to the police.
Agents then served a search warrant on their home in Hastings MN, home and found two Wal-mart shopping bags in the master bedroom.
Worse still, Heidi is a Dakota county probation supervisor.

MANSON MONSTER CHARLES WATSON DENIED PAROLE

LEADER

DENIED

EVIL cult killer Charles Manson's self described "right hand man" has been denied parole - again. 
Charles "Tex" Watson, 65, who helped to organize the horrific slaughter of actress Sharon Tate will remain in jail for at least five more years after the California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation, denied him for the 14th time. 
Los Angeles County Deputy District Attorney Patrick Sequeira said he was pleased with the news. 

CHIM-CHIM CHER-OO: RANALDO JACK GETS STUCK

DICK-VAN DYKE HE AINT

CHIM-CHIMINEY chim chim cher-oo; I see a couple of years in jail for you.
Meet Ranaldo Jack, who's clearly competing for the title of 'World's Most Ineffective Thief.'   
The 17-year-old was trying to copy Santa by sneaking down the chimney, but instead of giving, he was most definitely planning to take what he could get.
Except he never made it, because he got stuck for more than 10 hours and had to be freed by firefighters, who pulled him out with a rope.
Neighbor Laura Chaparro told the Atlanta Journal Constitution she heard someone yelling for help from her neighbor's chimney.
She said: "We were talking to him, 'What are you doing down there?' He just said, 'Ah, I'm stupid."

CASEY ANTHONY SURVIVES ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT

ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT

PARTY mom Casey Anthony narrowly escaped and assassin's bullet after her "panic stricken" bodyguards pulled her out of her safe house it has been revealed. 
Her terrified security detail whisked her to an emergency hideout after a hitman allegedly located her secret hideaway and stuck a death warrant to her door.  
The chilling message read: "I know where you are, I'm coming to put a bullet through your brain." 
According to National Enquirer it "set off a complete panic" and the security team had to assume that Casey's head would be blown off the moment she stepped outside the house.

COPS: 'ANGRY' MOM SHELBY DASHER MURDERED TYLER, 1

UPDATE: Cops say the mother of murdered Tyler Dasher, 1, is in police custody. Shelby Dasher, 20, is being held at St. Louis County Justice Center on a 24-hour hold. That means she must be charged or released in that time frame. Tyler's body was found Tuesday near a cemetery about a mile from their home. A Police source said Dasher killed her son after she "became very, very angry."

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EARLIER: Heartache hit St. Louis Tuesday as searchers found the small body of missing Tyler Dasher, 1, who had disappeared hours earlier from his

RELAX GIRLS! JUSTIN BIEBER PATERNITY SUIT DROPPED

THE BIEB's baby drama is over. The lawsuit against teen heartthrob has apparently gone the way of the passenger pigeon, according to TMZ.  Mariah Yeater filed her suit that Canadian crooner, 17, fathered her child in October, but the suit was quietly dismissed last week. Now, the somewhat dodgy California woman's lawyers have also packed it in. The Bieb denied the claims all along that the kid was conceived after a 2010 concert in Los Angeles. The spunky Bieb vowed to take a paternity test and fight the sinister allegations. We understand armies of 14-year-old girls were going to beat up Yeater. MORE FROM TMZ

MUGSHOT MANIA! DEBATING TEAM CAPTAIN NABBED!

THAT'S quite the head. Where did you get it? Who did the work. Sure looks nice. Hard to believe you were captain of your high school's debating team.

FLA., OHIO EXECUTE KILLERS WHO MURDERED FAMILIES

WELL, you can be against the death penalty or for it but pretty much one thing is clear. The final, deadliest tool in America's justice system was designed for guys like these and yesterday, the nation took her vengeance.
EXECUTION 1: Reginald Brooks, 66, was executed last night in Ohio for the murdering his three little boys while they slept in 1982. No remorse. No statement. Oh, he did extend the middle fingers of both hands as he was strapped to the gurney while the mother of the three boys sobbed. MORE IN THE PLAIN DEALER
 EXECUTION 2: Evil Oba Chandler, 65, was executed last night in Florida for killing an Ohio woman and her two teen daughters who had just had the day of their life at Disney World. Chandler sweet talked

VICTIM'S MOM "SICKENED" BY DIRTY JERRY'S EXCUSES

THE MOM of the alleged victims of Dirty Jerry Sandusky says she was sickened by the former Penn State coach's bizarre mea culpa. The creepy locker room Lothario told Bob Costas he was merely "horsing around" when he showered with the boys. The unidentified woman said her son broke down in tears. She learned about the alleged attacks on her boy last week.

She said: "It sickened me, that he would be on TV, trying to downplay his charges. And I think it made him look more guilty."

Sandusky is now engaged in a bizarre media campaign to burnish his tattered rep. The "horsing around" bit in reference to the 40 sex related charged was just the start. And his many allies in the sports media appear ready to go to bat for the kinky coach.
MORE ON DIRTY JERRY FROM ABC

DEAR HENRY: COACH WANTS TO SHOWER WITH ME

THIS IS NOT WHAT COACH HAS IN MIND

DEAR HENRY: Coach Sandusky has asked me to shower with him. What should I do. I like the coach and everything but... CONFUSED
DEAR CONFUSED: Coach Sandusky is not just "horsing around." It may all appear very innocent but perhaps the coach has other ideas for you? Please don't shower with the coach. It's just not a good idea. Henry

STRIPPER ASHLEY FLEISCHMANN SHOPLIFTED WITH KIDS

BUST-ED

A DESPERATE stripper took her two kids on a shoplifting spree to allegedly steal lingerie to wear for her job.  Ashley Fleischmann told cops she had taken the sexy underwear to wear at her job at the Crystal Cabaret Gentleman's club in Orlando. 
According to her arrest warrant she'd hoped her kids would keep her from being arrested, but she hadn't banked on the store security camera's picking up her nefarious activities.  The affidavit added that Fleischmann "planned to use her children in the commission of the … crime" according to the Orlando Sentinel. She was found with less than $100 of goods.
The two crying children were handed over to the Florida Department of Children and Families and according to her arrest report, Fleischmann told

COKE MULE OLDSTER LEO SHARP PLEADS NOT GUILTY

FORCED?

THE coke mule oldster who was busted with more than 200 pounds of Bolivian marching powder has pleaded not guilty in his first court appearance.
The mutton chopped 87-year-old told the court he had been "forced to take it" by someone he met through an employee in Florida.
"He asked me if I was busy. I said 'Not as busy as I'd like to be,'" said Sharp, who was told to drive north to Raleigh, N.C., and pick up luggage containing cash.
Then, as we reported here, he drove cross-country to Arizona where he dropped off the luggage and picked up dozens of bricks of cocaine along with more money and a slip of paper with a freeway exit number in Detroit.