GEEZER BANDIT STRIKES AGAIN: LOSES DAY PLANNER

HE MIGHT be old, but that hasn't stopped the elderly bank robber dubbed the "geezer bandit" from needing a calender. Quite how the brazen thief, wanted in more than six heists will know which financial institution to rob next is unclear.
But investigators are now forensically examining a day planner that the thief dropped on their last job at a Bank of America in San Luis Obispo, CA.
During the robbery, a teller placed some cash and red dye in a bag, which the suspect placed in his day planner before running off.
Capt. Chris Staley of the San Luis Obispo police told CBS LA: "I think the shock of the dye pack actually exploding in the bag created a diversion enough for him to obviously drop both the money and the other items that he was carrying.

HULK SMASH: NUDE BODYBUILDER RUBEN AZRU ATTACK

HULK SMASH!
But instead of radiation from a gamma bomb, I think we can safely put this one down to roid rage.
Cops say that naked, 300lb, bodybuilder, Ruben Azru vicously attacked a couple in their San Bernadino, CA, home.
Officers explained that the couple arrived home to find the nude muscleman on their front porch, but whe the 35-year-old husband confronted him, Azru exploded and began pummelling the guy.
Colton police Cpl. Ray Mendez told the San Bernadino Sun: "The suspect violently attacked the husband, causing major head trauma and injuries.

BIBLE CAMP TEACH HEATHER DAUGHDRILL TOUCHED BOY

BIBLE CAMP

THOU Shalt not touch young boys.
A perverted youg Bible camp teacher sexually abused and sent saucy text messages to a 13-year-old boy she met a Christian study group.
Heather N. Daughdrill, 28, became infatuated with the youngster when she was teaching him about the good book and cops say she had "innappropriate sexual contact" with him between June and October this year.
Officers claimed she would pick him up from school without his parents knowledge and take him off for the saucy sex sessions.
Detectives also discovered as series of explicit text messages between the pair, according to The Town Talk.
A police source revealed: "There were a few shocked faces when we realized just what had been going on between the pair."

EVIL MOM CANDICE MILLER USED KIDS TO MAKE PORN

SICK

A EVIL mom who used her own kids to produce child porn has been sentenced to 25-years in prison. 
Candice miller took the more than 1000 sick pics of her son and daughter, then 10 and 14 engaged in various sexual positions and could be seen performing sex acts on one of the children in some of them. 
The 32-year-old admitted to her sick crime and admitted to e-mailing them to evil pedophile Steven Demink, 41, who persuaded women across America to sexually assault their kids as a form of therapy, by telling them he was a psychologist.  
Prosecutors say Miller met Steven Demink online and they had graphic chats about Miller being nude around the 10 and 14-year-old victims and about Miller taking showers with them.

MUGGER ANTHONY MIRANDA & THE MMA FIGHTER

BATTERED

BOY did this guy pick the wrong guy to mug. 
Walking up to the car, he probably thought the gun in his hand would be enough to get a good score. 
But what he hadn't banked on was his victim being a 6ft 2 and 250 pound mixed martial arts fighter who wasn't in the mood to be robbed.
After asking Justin, who did not wish his last name to be used, for a light, Miranda pulled the piece.

Justin told the Chicago Sun Times: "He asked me for my wallet, for my phone and my keys. I told him I don’t have a wallet, I only have cash. He cursed me — like ‘m-----f-----.’”

BOSTON BOFFIN IRINA KRISTY BUSTED FOR METH LAB

MATH OR METH PROF?

A BOSTON boffin who taught maths at two of the city's top universities has been charged with running a meth lab out of her home. Irina Kirsty, 74, was caught with a huge amount of "hazardous materials" needed to make the highly addictive and often deadly drug in her apartment.
Cops said in a statement that, investigators from several law enforcement agencies found evidence that their home was being used to make meth while, "other items believed to be dangerous were detonated by the State Police bomb squad." 
The news came as a shock to the academic community as Kirsty has been an adjunct Math professor at Suffolk University since 1985 and has also taught math at Boston University.

DUMB MOM KENIA QUIALA BOSQUE TRIED TO SELL SON

FOR SALE IN JAIL

A DUMB mom has been busted trying to sell her eight-month-son for $7000, cops said. 
Kenia Quiala Bosque arranged a meeting to hand over the newborn, unaware that the prospective buyer was an undercover cop. 
Officers had been tipped about her intentions and launched a sting to catch out the dastardly parent. 
But although she set a fee and arranged a meeting with the supposed buyer, she failed to show up to the meeting near her Miami, FL home.
Still, investigators said they had enough evidence to arrest her on baby selling charges.

TODDLER BIANCA JONES SNATCHED IN CARJACKING

KIDNAPPED?

A TWO-YEAR-OLD girl has been snatched during an alleged carjacking and cops are frantically trying to find her. 
Bianca Jones was driving with her father Deandre Lane, 32, near their Detroit, MI home, when a man with a gun held him up and drove off in his silver Mercury Grand Marquis on Friday. 
The alleged hijacker apparently hadn't noticed the child buckled into her car seat, but the car was recovered 10 minutes later, less than a mile away. 
But the little girl was gone.    
Police Chief Ralph Godbee, however said that the story from ex-con Lane, who is currently in custody on unrelated charges, remains in question.

VIRGINIA VALDEZ TRIED TO LOP OFF HUBBY'S COCK

SCISSORS

BOBBIT

THEY say the first cut is the deepest but for Virginia Valdez' husband it was also the most painful - as she tried to cut off his penis with a pair of scissors. 
It's unclear how successful the 69-year-old was with her eye-watering attack, but it's believed that she didn't do a Bobbit and completely sever her husbands member. 

KILLER CRAIG LEDE TOOK 'TROPHY PHOTOS' OF VICTIMS

BATTERED

LEDE

A TWISTED killer snapped pictures of his young victims before running errands with the female corpse in the trunk of his car. 
Craig Lede allegedly beat Dana Nelson, 28, and John Ketsemidis, 29, over a drug debt of just $40. 
It's thought all three were hooked on prescription drugs, which were linked to a pill clinic which has recently closed. 
Lede told cops he killed the couple because he was tired of being "screwed about" over a small debt, so he'd killed the pair. 

JILTED JESUA TATAD SCALDED EX WITH BOILING WATER

MAD TATAD

THEY say "Hell hath no fury" but Jesua Tatad's ex-husband did literally get burned.   
Rather than the fiery flames however, it was boiling water followed with a baseball bat beating on her ex-husband as he slept. 
The 39-year-old, who still shared a home with his attacker despite their divorce, suffered 60 per cent burns across his body.    
Prosecutors said Tatad waited until her ex, who had just finished a night shift, was asleep, before pouring a full pan of boiling water over his body.
Then as he leapt up in pain she was waiting with the bat and she allegedly smashed him in the head. 
San Mateo County District Attorney Steve Wagstaffe said: "The victim is in ‘pretty bad shape’ but will survive. He’s in for a long, long recovery.

JUDITH BELLO CALL BLOWS 1993 COLD CASE WIDE OPEN

FOUND?

SHE vanished in 1993, leaving her three-year-old son in day-care, her job and her home and sparking a huge manhunt from cops.
Investigators knew Judith Bello was having problems with her husband and viewed her disappearance as suspicious because she was close with her family and it seemed unlikely that she would leave her little boy.
With little to go one however, the case quickly went cold, until this week when a woman claiming to be Judith called sheriffs this week.
The woman told Snohomish County sheriff's detective Kelly Willoth that she had seen her profile on the sheriff's web site.
Since receiving the call, detectives worked to confirm the caller's identity and through several conversations with her family, along with other evidence, investigators now believe she is alive.

TRANNY DOC ONEAL RON HARRIS: 'I'M THE VICTIM'

'I'M THE VICTIM'

THE FAT assed tranny accused of running a black market butt enhancement business which used cement and Fix-a-Flat for injections has denied the charges against him and said his victims are lying. 

Oneal Ron Harris 30, allegedly caused life threatening injuries after promising a bigger booty, as we reported here.

Lab results determined that the substances injected into the victim included "household and automotive products to include superglue, mineral oil and 'Fix-a-Flat,"

But the man who lives as a woman told NBC Miami: "They didn't catch me doing anything so it's just allegations," Morris said. "I'm innocent, I really am innocent or whatever."

"It sounds bizarre but I just don't think, how can America feel like a person could even put cement in somebody's bottom."

SHARON HINOJOSA GETS LIFE: BURNED KIDS FOR BOYF

"COMPLETE BETRAYAL"

A TWISTED mom who killed her kids so she could improve her relationship with her boyfriend has been jailed for life for the "horrendous crime."
Sharon Hinojosa wanted to cement her relationship so she started the blaze at her Huron Township, MI, trailer which killed her children Anthony, four and Alayna, three. 
The man, who she pulled from the flames and his child escaped the inferno.
Sentencing her to life behind bars,, Wayne County Circuit Judge Daniel Hathaway said her acts "constituted a complete betrayal of what being a mother stands for."
But the 31-year-old claimed she loved her kids and apologized for her actions. 

CATY & JACK PARKER'S WEDDING RINGS STOLEN

HAPPY/UNHAPPY COUPLE

THIEF

A CREEP thief snuck into a church and stole a couples wedding clothes and jewelry on the night before their big day. 
Caty and Jack Parker had been rehearsing the ceremony in the Trinity Lutheran Church in Des Moines, WA when the thin, female burglar struck. 
When they returned to their dressing room they found the bride’s bag, shoes and jewellery and the groom’s wedding ring were missing.
It contained Caty’s family heirloom jewellery was gone – but luckily her wedding dress had not been taken.

DOG SHOOTS OWNER: COPS NOT LOOKING FOR LEADS

THIS dog is literally a pain in the ass for his barking mad owner.
Cops said they weren't looking for any leads in this case because his paws were all over the scene of the crime after he somehow shot the duck hunter in the buttocks. 
The Utah duck hunter was sprayed when the murderous mutt stepped on his shotgun and blasted him.  
The two were in his canoe like boat when the man got out to either set up or collect decoys.
Box Elder County Sheriff's Chief Deputy Kevin Potter told KSL that the man had laid his 12 gauge shotgun across the bow of the boat. 

MICHELLE PARKER'S DAD: 'I THINK EX-FIANCE DID IT'

THE FATHER of missing Orlando mom Michelle Parker told Nancy Grace last night that he believes Dale Smith Jr., her ex-fiance, is behind the pretty brunette's disappearance. The tumultuous couple came into the spotlight after they appeared on The People's Court. She vanished the next day.

MUGSHOT MANIA! THE WHITE DR. MARTIN LUTHER KING

IN THE past, an inspiring like this guy would sneak out a letter from a jail, like say in Birmingham. Now, you get a tatt. "Expectations last for hours, principles last Forever." Damn straight.

VEGAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: COUPLE CHARGED

KILLERS?

A VEGAS chainsaw massacre has seen a couple charged with killing a man and then dumping his body in the street. 
Cops say maintenance man Anthony Stiger and his wife Melanie Constantini, both 20, murdered Harold Myles Shilberg, before abandoning their apartment and going on the run. 

DIRTY JERRY SANDUSKY ABUSED YOUNGSTER 100 TIMES

"THREATENED" VICTIM

DIRTY Jerry Sandusky allegedly abused one young boy more than 100 times and then threatened his family to keep quiet about his sordid encounters, one of his victims has revealed. 
The scandal hit former Penn State football coach allegedly began abusing the man now 29, when he was just 10-years-old after meeting him through his charity, The Second Mile Organisation. 
His lawsuit alleges: "The sexual abuse occurred on multiple occasions and at multiple locations within Pennsylvania and outside of Pennsylvania; in the facilities of Penn State, particularly the football coach's locker room."

WTF??? JORAN VAN DER SLOOT SUES VICTIM'S FATHER

NO SHAME

FAMILY SUED

DEADLY Dutchman Joran Van Der Sloot is rubbing salt in the already deep wounds by launching an astonishing $10 million lawsuit against his victim's father.
The shameless accused killer, who allgedly admitted to cops that he killed Peruvian student Stephany Flores in a Lima hotel room is claiming his human rights were violated when he was extradited from Peru to Chile, to face murder charges.
He reportedly confessed to killing the 21-year-old after he found her reading about the Natalee Holloway case on his laptop.

BUGATTI-BE JOKING? DID ANDY HOUSE COMMIT FRAUD?

REMEMBER this douchebag who drove the million dollar Bugatti Veyron supercar into a Texas swamp?

Well now a jury will have to decide whether Andy House was trying to scam an insurance company in an audacious bid to double his money.

JUDGE DANIEL CRAIG: "KARDASHIANS F***ING IDIOTS"

"F***ING IDIOTS"

HERO

WE ALWAYS thought he was little wet, liberal and despite his well sculpted chest, a bit of a wimp. 
But Judge Daniel Craig went right up in our estimation when he branded the Kardashians "f***king idiots" for their criminal TV show. 
Speaking to GQ magazine the James Bond star said: "Look at the Kardashians, they're worth millions. I don't think they were that badly off to begin with but now look at them.
"You see that and you think 'what, you mean all I have to do is behave like a f***ing idiot on television and then you'll pay me millions.

ROBYN GARDNER MYSTERY: GARY GIORDANO FREED

FREED

HE REMAINS prime suspect, but although he's been dubbed a "mean bastard" by the chief prosecutor, today Gary Giordano is a free man.
Quite what happened to his girlfriend, Robyn Gardner remains a mystery, but Giordano has denied any involvement in her death from the start.

BOGUS TRANNY DOC ONEAL RON MORRIS: NEW VICTIM?

FACING FACTS

BUMMER

OKAY, quite why you'd let the alleged bogus tranny doctor anywhere near after looking at him is a mystery.
But now another woman has come forward to claim that her misshapen and damaged features were as a result of work performed by weirdo quack Oneal Ron Morris. 

COPS ID KILLER JOHN WAYNE GACY'S 19TH VICTIM

UPDATE: He is a number no more. Chicago law enforcement officials have identified the remains of  another of twisted serial killer John Wayne Gacy's victims. DNA evidence revealed that the corpse known for decades as Victim No. 19, found in the monster clown's basement, is William George "Bill" Bundy, 39. Bundy had been reported missing Oct. 27, 1976, and his family always believed that he might have been a Gacy victim. But the only identification tool available at the time was dental records, and Bundy's records had been destroyed by

EX-FIANCE SUSPECT #1 IN MICHELLE PARKER CASE

 

THE HOT-HEADED  former fiance of missing Florida mom Michelle Parker has now been named the primary suspect in her disappearance, Orlando Police Chief Paul Rooney said. She disappeared a week ago after an emotional appearance on The People's Court. Cops have named Dale Smith Jr. their primary suspect. MORE ON PEOPLE'S COURT DISAPPEARANCE

EX-CHILD STAR SKYLAR DELEON'S SINISTER SLAYINGS

THOMAS and Jackie Hawks were a well-loved hard-working couple who were living their dream, living on a California yacht. But the retired couple had just become grandparents and were anxious to spend more time with family back in Arizona. 

On Thanksgiving 2004 they disappeared. Police believed they were murdered on their yacht at sea, and ultimately closed in on former child actor Skylar Deleon as their killer. 

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CRAZY CARMEN BASULTO KIDNAPPED ESTRANGED HUBBY

YOU DON'T piss off Carmen Basulto. Her unnamed estranged hubby quickly discovered that when Carmen, 43, showed up at her daughter's house on the weekend with a couple henchman and kidnapped him at gunpoint. The hubby had been living with his stepdaughter after separating from Basulto, cops said. The stepdaughter alerted detectives and they found the man unharmed--except perhaps his pride.  Cops are still looking for "two of the three suspects" who are described as two men: One in his 30s who is heavy set and was wearing a gray scarf, black sweater and hood over his face -- and the other, who is reportedly tall and thin, wearing a black sweater and hood over his face. Basulto was arrested Sunday.

MUGSHOT MANIA! THEY CALL THIS CROOK 'THE CHIN'

EVERY baddie needs a Nomme du Guerre. And we think this chap's is perfect because in his town, they call him The Chin.

AHREN BARNARD'S COLD CASE HEATS UP WITH LETTER

THE COLD case of a man who mysteriously disappeared from a Boise McDonald's seven years ago is starting to heat up, cops say.

Investigators received an anonymous letter with new information about the disappearance of Ahren Barnard, who vanished seven years ago this week and they say it's

DIRTY JERRY SANDUSKY: LETTER REVEALS NEW VICTIM

ANOTHER VICTIM?

ANOTHER day, another potential victim of accused Penn State Pedophile 'Dirty' Jerry Sandusky comes forward.
Cops say they've received a letter from another man claiming to have been sexually assaulted by the once highly respected football coach.
And Penn State police Sergeant Bill Wagner told The Centre Daily that the note from the man who is in jail in Oklahoma had been: "Turned over to the Attorney General’s Office for further investigation."
As we reported here, the defensive coordinator described as a "sexual predator" by attorney general Linda Kelly is charged with more than 40 offenses against eight young victims - one of whom maybe his own grandchild.

WIFE FOUND JASON GOOD FILM OF HER NAKED MOM

DEAD MAN

TALK about the doghouse! 
Jason Good would probably prefer to be in a den of hungry lions than at home at the moment, after his wife found footage on his cellphone of her mom using the bathroom. 
The 40-year-old pervert's missus was astonished to find a "video of an adult female using the restroom" cops said.
Then she was even more horrified when she realized it was her 57-year-old mom and it had been taken in their Laurel, VA home and she immediately called in the cops.
When officers arrived she directed them to "a hole located in the wall between the garage and the bathroom" the police statement revealed.

BEER LED TO MAD MAYKEL BORGES TO HATCHET ATTACK

MAD MAYKEL

A BEER sodden booze hound was so desperate for another drink that he launched a ferocious hatchet attack when he was refused another drink.
Mad Maykel Borges was hanging around at the Trailerama (brilliant name) trailer park in Miami and asking for beer, which some of the residents gave him.
But as he continued to demand more drink, he was eventually asked to leave.
The barmy booze hound did in fact go but he then returned armed with a hatchet and then he bgan to argue for more beer with the residents.
When they again refused his requests he started swinging at one man, cutting him on the side with it and drawing blood.
One terrified resident told CBS Miami: "This guy was crazy. He just kept asking for beer and he went mad when we wouldn't give him anything so he just started swinging.

GARY HAUGEN MOCKS GOV OVER DEATH ROW REPRIEVE

KILLER

COWARD

A DEATH row bound double killer has mocked Oregon governor John Kitzhaber, claiming he "didn't have the guts" to carry out the execution.
Two-time murderer Gary Haugen called the lawman "a paper cowboy" adding that, "he couldn't pull the trigger," after Kitzhaber refused to execute him.
Haugen has voluntarily given up all his legal challenges, claiming he wants to be executed, to protest against the criminal justice system he views as broken.

COUPLE BEATS CHRIS VALDEZ TO DEATH ON 4th BDAY

MEET the worst people in the world: Nov. 28, 2011 edition. They are Cesar 'Big Man' Ruiz, 34, and his girlfriend Crystal Valdez, 28. Valdez and co. were getting ready to celebrate the fourth birthday of her son Christopher on Friday in Chicago. On Sunday, the twisted pair were charged with first-degree murder, concealment of a homicide and child endangerment. Christopher was beaten to death at the family home, his body discovered by his grandparents who had arrived with birthday cake and presents for his birthday bash. He died from multiple blunt force injuries

FROSTY THE SNOWMAN ARRESTED FOR BRAWLING

WALSH

FROSTY

HE DEFINITELY wasn't a jolly, happy soul and when he came to life one day, all he did was get into a brawl. 
Yes Frosty the Snowman or Kevin Michael Walsh as he's more commonly known was busted for scuffling with police and kicking a police dog during the annual Christmas parade in Chestertown, MD. 
Sgt. John A. Dolgos told the Star Democrat that the 52-year-old who has apparently played the beloved snowman for 10-years in the parade, became agitated when a dog handling officer tried to escort him away from the crowd.
One astonished onlooker said: "It was just so funny.

ROBYN GARDNER MYSTERY: WAS SHE IN ON $CAM?

FOR nearly four months the fate of pretty blonde Maryland party girl Robyn Gardner has been a mystery. The narrative is that she went on a swinging sex trip with boyfriend Gary Giordano to Aruba then on Aug. 2, vanishes on a diving trip, according to Creepy Gary. Cops look hard at Giordano: he took out a whopping $1.5 million insurance policy on the former dental assistant before the trip, had money troubles, and oh, there's those raunchy pix of Robyn that the anything goes Dutch are describing as "beyond pornographic." Giordano had been held on suspicion of killing the

'SMURFS' MADE SARAH BOUSHEY DRIVE DRUNK

SHE was so wasted that she was seeing little blue men and couldn't remember her own name. 
This was after she'd smashed her car up. 
But then Sarah Boushey, came up with a novel excuse for her horrific drunk driving - she'd been watching "The Smurfs" movie with her daughter. 
Worse still, it was her four-year-old who filled in the blanks - like her name - bluntly telling cops: "she's drunk."   
San Francisco cops found the incoherent 42-year-old had a blood alcohol limit of more than three times the legal limit, which probably had something to do with the half-empty bottle of vodka in her purse. 

MUGSHOT MANIA! WE REALLY LIKE HER STYLE AND PLUCK

OK, so she's a bad girl. What do you want us to do? She has nice eyes and a winning smile. One of out colleagues is even hinting at a 'My Fair Lady' type scenario.