ELIZABETH SMART KIDNAPPER MITCHELL JAILED FOR LIFE

BRAVE Elizabeth Smart warned her kidnapper her would be damned to eternity during a dramatic showdown in a Utah courtroom Wednesday. Smart--now 23--was snatched from her Salt Lake City bedroom in June 2002 by Brian David Mitchell, 57. Mitchell pleaded guilty to kidnapping and sexual assault. He kept her prisoner in a sinister, remote mountain lair where she was tethered her to a cable strung between two trees. She was raped daily and sometimes four times a day. Elizabeth was also made to drink and do drugs. In

CASEY ANTHONY AFTER CAYLEE: 'HAVING A GRAND TIME'

SICK PARTY mom Casey Anthony was having the time of her life in the days after her 2-year-old daughter Caylee was seen alive. In fact, she didn't even mention it to her boyfriend or any of his p[als.
Anthony, 25, is now on trial for the murder of the little girl. The trial is being held in Clearwater, Florida. If convicted, the hard-partying princess could face the death penalty. She has pleaded not guilty and her defence team has hinted the little girl drowned which, of course, was her parents fault.
Her then boyfriend Anthony Lazzaro told the court Anthony was "Happy. Happy to see me. Having a grand old time" on

AMBER PORTWOOD BABY DADDY GARY SHIRLEY BUSTED

BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE

HELPFUL hint of the day: don't get pregnant when you're a teenager with piss all education, brains or life experience. What will happen, you ask? Just ask the star of MTV hit Teen Mom, Amber Portwood. The father of her baby, the corpulent yet clever Gary Shirley was arrested Tuesday for driving with a suspended licence. Cops in Indiana say they approached Big Dumb Gary's car because he and the enchanting Amber were screaming at each other inside the car--parked in front of the cop shop. Already Amber is facing domestic battery charges

ILLEGAL BUTT IMPLANT INJECTIONS LAND NJ GAL IN HOSP.

A NEW JERSEY woman has a pain in the ass--thanks to an illegal butt implant injection she received in South Carolina. According to cops, the unidentified woman got the jab at the Coconuk Boutique in Spartenburg but developed severe blood clots and is now in hospital. Police believe some of the victims of the bogus procedure might be illegal immigrants in immediate medical danger. But because they're victims, they won't be charged or deported. Officers say the woman who owns the boutique is in jail facing charges of performing and arranging medical procedures without a license. Michelle Madrid Roca is being held. She did not perform the procedures herself.

LUKE WRIGHT GUILTY IN RAPE, TORTURE OF HALF-SISTER

REMEMBER twisted Luke Wright? Well, old Luke of Buffalo, NY is just about as sick as they come. Luke was convicted of raping, torturing and sodomizing his 23-year-old mentally disabled half-sister, Laura Cummings. He was not convicted of murder but his mother, Eva Cummings was, and she's now serving a 52 years to life sentence. Cops have called the revolting case one of the most disgusting they've ever seen and admitted

RILEY CHOATE'S LAWYER SEEKS CHILD CUSTODY FILES

RILEY CHOATE'S mouthpiece is making moves to help the horrific hillbilly wiggle out of murder charges. Riley who? He's the 39-year-old Hammond, Indiana man, who along with his gal pal, Kimberly Kubina, 45, beat and tortured his son Christian Choate, 13, until he died. Let him live in a dog cage. Starved him. Beat him. Then they buried him like a dead animal under a concrete slab. Both have been charged with murder and a litany of other crimes. They have pleaded not guilty.
Now, his lawyer is seeking records relating to child

HOLE LOT O' TROUBLE AT NY DUNKIN DONUTS

THEY walked in intent on causing a hole lot of trouble as you can see here:

Cops are searching for a band of teens caught on surveillance video trashing an NYC Dunkin' Donuts in the upscale West Village.

CASEY ANTHONY TRIAL CLAIM: CAYLEE DROWNED IN POOL

PARTY-mom Casey Anthony's lawyers opened their case with the bombshell claim that her daughter Caylee drowned in a swimming pool and her grandfather covered it up. 
Her attorney, Jose Baez claimed Caylee's grandmother Cindy forgot to pull up a ladder that prevented the toddler from climbing into the pool on her own and the toddler slipped in when no one was looking. The distraught family panicked and didn't call police, he said.

LINDSAY LOHAN'S DOPEY DAD MICHAEL DENIES ASSAULT

CLASSY GUY

FORMER actress Lindsay Lohan's father Michael has denied attacking his girlfriend and so called journalist Kate Major during a heated row earlier this year. Following his daughter into the dock, Lohan who is currently estranged from Lindsay is accused of abusing her and stopping her from calling 911. He pleaded not guilty to misdemeanor domestic violence battery Monday in Beverly Hills, on Major, who broke off an engagement to him last year. 
Lohan has a well-documented strained relationship with his daughter, who was at one time a movie star, and a history of arrests in New York after his ex-girlfriends accused him of harassment.
But his record goes as far back as 1990 when he was investigated for insider trading and convicted of criminal contempt of court, because he

ERIKA GALLEGO KIDNAPPED OWN GRANDCHILD: COPS

SHE was the last person they ever thought would ever take their baby, sparking sheer terror and a massive manhunt. But Ericka Gallego, 58, snatched her sleeping grandchild Ramy from her bassinet while her parents slept beside her in the their Knightsen, CA, home and then tried to pass her off as her own. 
Cops believe she had been devising the plan for weeks and even had a baby shower for the baby, who she renamed Katrina. 
Ramy’s father and Ericka's son, Rudy Gallego said he never believed

AIR 'WHACK OFF' MAN MASTURBATED ON PLANE

"OBSCENE"

WE'RE not sure if this counts as joining the mile high club.
But Kyle Pearce has been busted for whacking off "to the point of ejaculation" on plane.  
The 25-year-old was reportedly charged with making an "obscene and indecent exposure of his person" on the United Airlines flight from Denver to Spokane apparently without making any attempt to cover up at all.
An 18-year-old woman who was unluckily seated in the row across from him was unlucky enough to have a full view of the disgusting incident. 
She said in written statement: "I heard a noise and looked over and saw his penis. He ejaculated & got some on the seat."
Two passengers sitting directly behind him also saw him.
Grayson Miller, 18,  told The Smoking Gun: "In disbelief, I looked and saw his penis and he was. I hit him with my book in the arm, which caused him to stop and leave to the bathroom."
Pearce faces a maximum of 90 days in prison or a year of supervised release if convicted. He can also be fined up to $5,000.