UNDERWEAR BOMBER UMAR FAROUK TRIAL BEGINS.

GREAT BALLS OF FIRE

HE may have only blown up his pants, but the potentially explosive trial began this week for underwear bomber Umar Farouk has begun this week.
The terrible terrorist tried to blow up a Detroit bound Northwest Airlines flight which was carrying 279 passengers and 11 crew on Christmas Eve.
But the bungling bomber only succeeded in blowing up his briefs and when passengers and crew spotted the flames they leapt on the well educated Nigerian from an upper class family.
Patricia "Scotti" Keepman of Wisconsin said: "Smoke was everywhere and we thought we were losing our lives.

U.S. KILLS AL QAEDA SECOND BANANA ANWAR AL-AWLAKI

LIKE BEING the keyboard player in a fading Sixties musical act, being Number 2 in Al Qaeda appears to have a very short shelf life. Just ask Osama bin Laden's protege. The departed terror master adored young Anwar al-Awlaki, a U.S. born Islamic militant cleric who became Keith to the terror master's Mick. A computer whiz who spoke fluent English, he was destined for big things in the Terror Boy's Club. No more. He got whacked in the mountains of Yemen early Friday. Few details were available other than a confirmation he was dead. It's believed Al-Awaki's convoy was hit by a double drone and jet attack from U.S. forces. Ayman al-Zawahri, bin Laden’s no fun successor, carries on playing the terror oldies circuit.