U.S. KILLS AL QAEDA SECOND BANANA ANWAR AL-AWLAKI

LIKE BEING the keyboard player in a fading Sixties musical act, being Number 2 in Al Qaeda appears to have a very short shelf life. Just ask Osama bin Laden's protege. The departed terror master adored young Anwar al-Awlaki, a U.S. born Islamic militant cleric who became Keith to the terror master's Mick. A computer whiz who spoke fluent English, he was destined for big things in the Terror Boy's Club. No more. He got whacked in the mountains of Yemen early Friday. Few details were available other than a confirmation he was dead. It's believed Al-Awaki's convoy was hit by a double drone and jet attack from U.S. forces. Ayman al-Zawahri, bin Laden’s no fun successor, carries on playing the terror oldies circuit.

AL QAEDA'S NO 2 ATIYAH ABD AL-RAHMAN KILLED

GOTCHA

HATE mongering terror group Al Qaeda is on its knees after its number two Atiyah Abd al-Rahman was gunned down in Pakistan. Like the piano player once was in the Grateful Dead, being Number 2 in Al Qaeda is a dangerous spot. While not as famous as their leader Osama Bin Laden, who was also killed earlier this year will strike right at the heart of the group because was an instrumental in running their day to day operations. 

The Libyan-born national joined bin Laden as a teenager in Afghanistan to fight the Soviet Union  and later went on to serve as his personal emissary to Iran. Computer's snatched from Bin Laden's

MEET PUBLIC ENEMY NO 1 AYMAN AL-ZAWAHARI

DEAD MAN

AL QAEDA have selected their longtime number two to become public enemy number one. 
As we reported here there were a number of candidates to fill the power vacuum left by the death of terror chief Osama Bin Laden, but now Ayman al-Zawahri has been chosen to lead them according to a statement posted Thursday on a website affiliated with the network.
The son of an upper middle class Egyptian family of doctors and scholars, his father was a pharmacology professor at Cairo University's medical school and his grandfather was the grand imam of Al-Azhar University, a premier center of religious study.

CRIME BRIEFS: SAID BIYAD, MARSHAL KILLED & MORE

AL-QAEDA KILLER BEHIND '98 SLAUGHTER DEAD: Another one bites the dust. This time it's Fazul Abdullar Mohammed's turn. The Al Qaeda planner was behind the deadly embassy bombings in Kenya and Tanzania in 1998. No more. He got whacked in Somali. It's just the latest blow for the death cult since it's messiah, Osama bin Laden was killed last month.
MOST WANTED MAN IN AFRICA DEAD

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US MARSHAL GUNNED DOWN IN NC: A veteran police officer serving with the US Marshals on a fugitive task force was shot and killed Thursday.Warren 'Sneak' Davis had been attempting to serve a

OSAMA BIN LADEN EULOGY: YOU'RE NEXT DICKHEAD

AL QAEDA number two (and trying harder) Ayman al-Zawahri delivered his often hilarious eulogy to former terror master, now fish food, Osama bin Laden whacked in a U.S. raid last month. We're still gonna terrify you," the good doc says, reassuring us. The video--hysterically called in true Al-Qaeda we're-going-to rule-the world-fashion "The Noble Knight Dismounted"--alternates between the terror number 2's poetry and verse. Disgruntled terrorists are now heading home because bin Laden was more fun and took himself less seriously.
THE NY TIMES TREATS THINGS MORE SERIOUSLY

WORLD'S MOST WANTED: AL QAEDA'S NEW LEADER

PUBLIC ENEMY NO1

MEET Saif al-Adel - The World's most wanted man and Al Queda's new leader. 
The Egyptian militant has filled the power vacuum left by Osama Bin Laden after he was taken out by Navy SEALs' in the deadly raid on his Pakistani hideout.
Already the terror group's operational leader he is now in overall charge while the organization collects pledges to appoint Ayman al-Zawahri, bin Laden's top deputy, as Al Qaeda's new leader. Noman Benotman, an analyst with the Quilliam Foundation think tank and a former associate of bin Laden, told Reuters contacts in jihadist circleshad confirmed this succession.

OSAMA BIN LADEN HOME VIDEOS REVEAL HIS VANITY

HERE they are. The Pentagon has released dead terror master Osama bin Laden's home videos. They show a vain man living in a dump. The mass murderer was whacked by U.S. Navy Seals last Sunday after a 15-year manhunt.