UNDERWEAR BOMBER UMAR FAROUK TRIAL BEGINS.

GREAT BALLS OF FIRE

HE may have only blown up his pants, but the potentially explosive trial began this week for underwear bomber Umar Farouk has begun this week.
The terrible terrorist tried to blow up a Detroit bound Northwest Airlines flight which was carrying 279 passengers and 11 crew on Christmas Eve.
But the bungling bomber only succeeded in blowing up his briefs and when passengers and crew spotted the flames they leapt on the well educated Nigerian from an upper class family.
Patricia "Scotti" Keepman of Wisconsin said: "Smoke was everywhere and we thought we were losing our lives.

MALLS NEW TERROR TARGETS POST 9/11: EXPERT

SINCE 9/11 every aspect of our lives has changed. Planes, trains, where we go and how we shop. And as it has become more difficult for terror cult Al Qaeda and its twisted sympathizers to hit hard targets, they are turning their eyes to the soft--such as malls. According to Stores.org: Malls and many retailers have dramatically altered their security operations over the last 10 years. The addition of personnel and technology, combined with strong collaboration with federal, state and local law enforcement, has placed a greater emphasis on prevention. And whether it’s the threat of a bomber or a gunman, strong training across all levels goes a long way toward maintaining high levels of safety at stores and malls.
Security expert Russ Lauria, president of ITC Security Consultants has more than 28 years of experience

AL QAEDA'S NO 2 ATIYAH ABD AL-RAHMAN KILLED

GOTCHA

HATE mongering terror group Al Qaeda is on its knees after its number two Atiyah Abd al-Rahman was gunned down in Pakistan. Like the piano player once was in the Grateful Dead, being Number 2 in Al Qaeda is a dangerous spot. While not as famous as their leader Osama Bin Laden, who was also killed earlier this year will strike right at the heart of the group because was an instrumental in running their day to day operations. 

The Libyan-born national joined bin Laden as a teenager in Afghanistan to fight the Soviet Union  and later went on to serve as his personal emissary to Iran. Computer's snatched from Bin Laden's

MEET PUBLIC ENEMY NO 1 AYMAN AL-ZAWAHARI

DEAD MAN

AL QAEDA have selected their longtime number two to become public enemy number one. 
As we reported here there were a number of candidates to fill the power vacuum left by the death of terror chief Osama Bin Laden, but now Ayman al-Zawahri has been chosen to lead them according to a statement posted Thursday on a website affiliated with the network.
The son of an upper middle class Egyptian family of doctors and scholars, his father was a pharmacology professor at Cairo University's medical school and his grandfather was the grand imam of Al-Azhar University, a premier center of religious study.

CRIME BRIEFS: SAID BIYAD, MARSHAL KILLED & MORE

AL-QAEDA KILLER BEHIND '98 SLAUGHTER DEAD: Another one bites the dust. This time it's Fazul Abdullar Mohammed's turn. The Al Qaeda planner was behind the deadly embassy bombings in Kenya and Tanzania in 1998. No more. He got whacked in Somali. It's just the latest blow for the death cult since it's messiah, Osama bin Laden was killed last month.
MOST WANTED MAN IN AFRICA DEAD

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US MARSHAL GUNNED DOWN IN NC: A veteran police officer serving with the US Marshals on a fugitive task force was shot and killed Thursday.Warren 'Sneak' Davis had been attempting to serve a

OSAMA BIN LADEN EULOGY: YOU'RE NEXT DICKHEAD

AL QAEDA number two (and trying harder) Ayman al-Zawahri delivered his often hilarious eulogy to former terror master, now fish food, Osama bin Laden whacked in a U.S. raid last month. We're still gonna terrify you," the good doc says, reassuring us. The video--hysterically called in true Al-Qaeda we're-going-to rule-the world-fashion "The Noble Knight Dismounted"--alternates between the terror number 2's poetry and verse. Disgruntled terrorists are now heading home because bin Laden was more fun and took himself less seriously.
THE NY TIMES TREATS THINGS MORE SERIOUSLY

WORLD'S MOST WANTED: AL QAEDA'S NEW LEADER

PUBLIC ENEMY NO1

MEET Saif al-Adel - The World's most wanted man and Al Queda's new leader. 
The Egyptian militant has filled the power vacuum left by Osama Bin Laden after he was taken out by Navy SEALs' in the deadly raid on his Pakistani hideout.
Already the terror group's operational leader he is now in overall charge while the organization collects pledges to appoint Ayman al-Zawahri, bin Laden's top deputy, as Al Qaeda's new leader. Noman Benotman, an analyst with the Quilliam Foundation think tank and a former associate of bin Laden, told Reuters contacts in jihadist circleshad confirmed this succession.