KINDERGARTEN GRADUATION BRAWL EQUALS DETENTION

MORONS

THEY'LL get detention for this - police detention.
A spilled cup of punch at a kindergarten graduation ceremony, led to a sidewalk brawl which saw eight people arrested cops say.
Parents at Cleveland's Michael R. White School had been looking forward to a "joyous day" police commander Wayne Drummond revealed.
But as families gathered, a couple of teenagers got into a dispute over some spilled punch and stepped outside to continue it.
The fight quickly escalated, with people picking up sticks and at least one person arming themselves with a hammer.
City schools spokesperson, Roseann Canfora, said none of them were students at the school.  

ADOLF HITLER PARENTS LOSE NEWBORN SON HONS

"WE LIKED THE NAME"

BROTHER REMOVED

THE IDIOT parents who named their kids "Adolf Hitler" and "Aryan Nation" have lost custody of their newborn son. 
Heath and Deborah Campbell were told to hand over their baby Hons immediately after giving birth on Thursday, after a New Jersey judge ruled Monday that he should stay in state care. 

CHRIS & MARY SULTZE STARVED BABY: OBESITY FEARS

IDIOT MOM

BAD DAD

THERE are bad parents and then there are Mary and Christopher Sultze - who decided to starve their baby because they were afraid she would end up obese. 
Doctors began tracking the girl's lack of growth and weight gain at her four-month checkup in November 2010, when she weighed just 7 pounds, 9 ounces.
Rather than help them the Sultze's told them that they were concerned about their daughter's weight and insisted they were feeding her enough.  
Months went by with no significant improvement and as one doctor told the court yesterday, "the child had no fat on her body and we essentially starving."

JEFF & SANDRA WELLER 'TORTURED' ADOPTED TWINS

EVIL?

TO THEIR neighbors they looked like a kindly couple, with a large but happy family made up of kids from their marriages, included two adopted twins. 
But behind closed doors cops now say Jeff and Sandra Weller were far from nice and they've now accused them of starving and beating the 16-year-old siblings who were adopted as toddlers in California by Sandra Weller and her first husband.
According to a court document, they told cops: “for as long as they can recall, food in the home has been under lock and key, and they are fed very small amounts of food an average of once a day."
When they were caught, the Wellers forced them to take off their pants and underwear and lie on the kitchen floor while Jeff Weller beat them with a 42in wooden stick, often making them bleed.

NEWBORN DAVID HICKMAN DIED: PARENTS PRAYED

NOT A PRAYER

AN IDIOT pair of faith healing parents who thought that prayer and and anointing their premature baby son with oils would heal him have been found guilty of manslaughter. 
David Hickman would have survived if he had received proper medical treatment after he was born weighing just 3lb 7oz in September 2009, according to neonatologist Dr. Joseph Kaempf.
But instead of seeking medical help his parents Dale and Shannon Hickman, members of the Followers of Christ Church in Oregon City, which is known for its refusal to seek medical care, failed to alert medics when his health deteriorated hours after he was born.