DUMB CROOKS 1. THIEVES CALL 911 ON THE JOB

SHAME FACED

CALL it bad luck or should that be call in bad luck.
Either way Nikia Goode, Vernon Bundy or Johnny Taylor must have been stunned when the cops turned up, just moments after they sat there plotting to steal scrap metal.
What they couldn't have known is that one of them had led officers right to them by accidentally dialing 911, when they sat on their phone. 

WORLD'S DUMBEST ROBBER WILNELIA CARABALLO

SOMETIMES KNOWN AS BRAINS

WE'VE covered some dumb people on this site along with our fair share of drunks - but Wilenlia Caraballo had both bases covered with this crime and then some. 
Mistake number one, was thinking it would be a good idea to try and rob a Palm Bay, FL, convenience store armed with only a toy machine gun. 
Wearing a clear plastic mask, which undoubtedly would have helped to protect her identity, she walked in with what appeared to be an Uzi-style submachine gun. 
But rather than go to the back of the store where the employees were standing she went to the front counter.
This leads to mistake number two. 
Spotting her, a clerk yelled "Palm Bay police! Get on the ground!"

WORLD'S DUMBEST CRIMINAL GETS 4 YRS. IN BIG HOUSE

"STUPIDEST CRIMINAL"

REMEMBER The World's dumbest criminal Rodney Knight?
You know the guy who robbed someone and then posted his picture on his victim's Facebook page.
Well,  old Rodney will have plenty of time to update his status after being given just over three-and-a-half years behind bars.
"Not so Bright" Knight nicked a couple of laptop computers, a winter coat and about $400 during a burglary in early December.
But after noticing his victim, a Washington Post editor's Facebook page was still open on one of the computer's he posted a picture of