Drunken Buffy Star busted after hotel disturbance

A drunken Buffy the Vampire Slayer got involved with a disturbance with staff at a Boise hotel and then refused to respond to police officers called out to deal with the incident.
Actor Nicholas Brendon got into it after he broke a decorative dish and staff told cops they wanted to press charges.
A disturbance then ensued and when police arrived, officers said he showed signs of intoxication and the 43-year-old who played Xander Harris on the hit show tried to walk away, so they took him into custody.    He has now been charged with two misdemeanors, including malicious injury to property and resisting or obstructing officers.

Drunken stripper attacked boyfriend with ax: cops

Ax to grind

Not exactly as shown

DAYTONA BEACH -- A drunken stripper attacked her boyfriend with an ax after getting mad because he wouldn't talk to her, cops said.
Tammy Hiser hit Andrew Whittaker in theDaytona Beach News-Journal.
face after he picked her up after her shift until they arrived at a hotel, according to the
There, the 34-year-old picked an ax and swung it at him, but he managed to get it away from her and called the cops.
"She is an entertainer, a dancer," Whittaker, 28, told the paper. "And that's where the problem is because she drinks and drinks at work."
Cops arrested her on battery charges and she is being held at the Volusia County Jail.  

 

COPS: ERIN BROKOVITCH DRUNK-BOATING ON THE LAKE

DRUNK

CELEBRITY lawyer Erin Brokovitch's failure to dock, could land her in the dock after she was busted for being drunk while in charge of her boat.
The legal clerk and environmental activist, who Julia Roberts won an Oscar for portraying in the movie about her battle with Pacific Gas and Electric was not in a good way when a game warden spotted her.
Edwin W. Lyngar, a spokesman with the Nevada Wildlife Department she was slurring her words and acting in an intoxicated manner as she struggled with the craft on Lake Mead, just outside Boulder City.
He added that she tested above the legal limit of .08 blood alcohol content and was held in the Clark County Detention Center before bailing out.

LUIS BRIONES DROVE DRUNK WHILE HAVING SEX: COPS

Luis 'The Lothario' Briones sure knows how to show a woman a good time. Cops say the 25-year-old New Mexico Casanova was driving his Ford Explorer while drunk [bad enough] and having sex with a woman at the same time. But then lusty Luis crashed the SUV near Albuquerque and his naked playmate was thrown from the vehicle. Our hero was found with one shoe on and his shorts on inside-out. His naked
nympho suffered deep cuts to her face and head, the Albuquerque Journal said.  Not in enough trouble, George Clooney of the Burger King set tried to drive away and leave his naked pal high but probably not that dry. A witness snagged his keys from the ignition as big libido Luis tried to hide behind cactus from cops. He's charged with aggravated DWI, reckless driving and evading police.

AMERICAN IDOL PISS-UP ENDS IN KNIFE FIGHT

A New Hampshire couple hit a sour note after stabbing each other in a musical tit for tat over the results on American Idol, cops say. In a boozed-up brawl that would have had Nicki Minaj blushing, Gregory Stambaugh, 57, and Karen Elaine Harrelson, 48, were hammered and watching the singing contest when they disagreed over whether Candice Glover or Kree Harrison should win the 12th season finale. One or the other -- cops aren't sure -- went to the kitchen and grabbed a knife and stabbed the other one. The first victim then stabbed the stabbed. The two music lovers blamed each other, according to FOX 43.  Stambaugh had a puncture wound on his forearm while Harrelson had scratches on her fingers and a laceration on her wrist. They're charged with aggravated and simple assault.

'SMURFS' MADE SARAH BOUSHEY DRIVE DRUNK

SHE was so wasted that she was seeing little blue men and couldn't remember her own name. 
This was after she'd smashed her car up. 
But then Sarah Boushey, came up with a novel excuse for her horrific drunk driving - she'd been watching "The Smurfs" movie with her daughter. 
Worse still, it was her four-year-old who filled in the blanks - like her name - bluntly telling cops: "she's drunk."   
San Francisco cops found the incoherent 42-year-old had a blood alcohol limit of more than three times the legal limit, which probably had something to do with the half-empty bottle of vodka in her purse. 

MUGSHOT MANIA: KEVIN DALY MAKES A STATEMENT

MEET KEVIN Daly. We have absolutely no idea why he's getting his mugshot taken but we most definitely like his style. Good on ya' Kev!

DEADBEAT KENNY KEENE LEFT SON IN CAR TO GO TO BAR

DEADBEAT

A DEADBEAT dad left his autistic six-year-old son in the car, so he could go to a bar has been charged with child endangerment.
Booze hound Kenny Keene was busted after cops found the boy on the backseat of his car outside a Scottsdale, AZ home.
A concerned member of the public had called them in after allegedly watching the boy sleep for 20 minutes, during which time no one came to check on the child.
When cops arrived there was no sign of Keene and the boy was sleeping on the backseat of his car.
They told KSAZ that it wasn't hot outside and that when they arrived after 9 at night the windows were cracked with enough space "sufficient for someone with an average sized arm to reach into the vehicle."
That's where the charge of endangerment of a minor comes in.

TOPLESS ERIN HOLDSWORTH'S WILD 128 MPH CHASE

TOPLESS, drunk and driving at 128mph - it must have been a helluva party.
Meet drunken vixen Erin B. Holdsworth who cops were only able to bust after they layed down stop sticks after a high speed chase earlier this month.

Officers' jaws dropped as they told her to d get out of the vehicle and she was wearing nothing but a see-through top, g-string and a pair of tennis shoes. 

GO TO JAIL: LAURA CHAVEZ STABS OVER MONOPOLY

JAIL

SHE did not pass go or collect $200 - instead Laura Chavez went directly to jail after repeatedly stabbing her boyfriend after arguing over a game of Monopoly.
Whether she landed on one of his hotels is unclear but cops say they arrived to find the 48-year-old "bleeding from his head and right wrist."
She then admitted to stabbing the man with a kitchen knife.
According to the statement of probable cause filed for her arrest they were playing the game when she: "hit him on the head  with a glass bottle."

DRUNK MOM NIKKI SETTLE TOSSED SON TO ESCAPE DUI

NOT TOO BRIGHT NIKKI

A DRUNK mom tossed her her son over a fence while fleeing from her car which she'd crashed while driving under the influence.  
None to bright Nikki Settle, 25, already had a suspended license when she smashed her car on into the median on South Carolina's Interstate 26.
But rather than hang around, the dumb mom, scooped her son out of her white Lexus, walked across the highway and up a hill.
She then tried to toss the four-year-old over a 10ft tall fence.
Needless to say the horrified witnesses, who'd watched her driving erratically before the crash, stepped in and according to WHNS she talked her out of hurting her son until deputies arrived.
Thankfully an EMS check revealed the boy, who authorities turned over to his grandmother, was unharmed. 

WORLD'S DUMBEST ROBBER WILNELIA CARABALLO

SOMETIMES KNOWN AS BRAINS

WE'VE covered some dumb people on this site along with our fair share of drunks - but Wilenlia Caraballo had both bases covered with this crime and then some. 
Mistake number one, was thinking it would be a good idea to try and rob a Palm Bay, FL, convenience store armed with only a toy machine gun. 
Wearing a clear plastic mask, which undoubtedly would have helped to protect her identity, she walked in with what appeared to be an Uzi-style submachine gun. 
But rather than go to the back of the store where the employees were standing she went to the front counter.
This leads to mistake number two. 
Spotting her, a clerk yelled "Palm Bay police! Get on the ground!"

SLOANE BRILES THREW SON FROM SHIP FOR CRYING

BAD DAD

AN IDIOT dad threw his seven-year-old son off a sightseeing cruise boat because he wouldn't stop crying, Cops say. 
Sloane Briles allegedly argued with his girlfriend in front of his two boys, aged six and seven, from a previous marriage, which caused the eldest child to start crying. Orange County Sheriff's Department spokesman Jim Amormino told KTLA: "The father hit him several times and then threatened to throw him overboard if he didn't stop crying."  When the boy didn't stop, he carried out his threat, tossing the boy off the boat which was cruising around Newport Harbour, CA. Amormino added that the child was not an expert swimmer.   
He said: "The crowd on the boat became very angry at the father for

DRUNKEN IDIOT TIMOTHY RAINES STOLE FORKLIFT

THIS is the moment a drunken douchebag stole a forklift and went on a bizarre low speed chase along the fort worth side streets.
WARNING BAD LANGUAGE:

 
Nathan Lowery caught this astonishing footage on his iPhone as suspect Timothy Raines drunkenly veered across traffic, nearly hitting several vehicles. 

SKIER ROBERT VIETZE PEED ON LITTLE GIRL

P***ER

HE REALLY was taking the piste. 

Top skier Robert Vietze got drunk on a Jet Blue flight from Portland to Oregon when he allegedly urinated on an 11-year-old girl. 

The arrogant 18-year-old, who is among the 75 best in the country and had been penciled into for next year's Winter Olympics, apparently got up shortly after take off. 

But instead of hitting the bathroom, he stumbled five rows up and emptied his bladder on the 11-year-girl's leg. 

The girl's father, a Stage 4 cancer patient, caught Vietze midstream and tried to wipe him out.

One witness told the NY Post: "I woke up to this man yelling and literally looking like he was about to punch this kid in the face."

SEXIEST DUI EVER: MODEL SUELYN MEDEIROS, BUST-ED

BUST-ED

WHAT a bust - and the arrest wasn't bad either.
There would definitely been a few raised eyebrows as Brazilian bikini model SueLyn Medeiros was marched into the station house.
Cops told gossip site TMZ that the 25-year-old beauty was pulled over in Hollywood on Wednesday after crashing her DeLorean into a parked car.
Opening the Back to the Future mobile, cops said there was a strong odor of booze in the car and their suspicions were confirmed when her blood alcohol level was .14 almost twice the legal limit in California.   As they gave her the field sobriety test and bragged that

AMY LOCANE-BOVENIZER LAUGHED AFTER DEADLY CRASH

DRUNK

MELROSE Place star Amy Locane-Bovenizer was giggling and laughing after a car crash that killed a a woman, a cop testified yesterday.
Then the troubled soap star told officer William Wilkes that emergency medical personnel were being "overly dramatic" and asked why "they were making such a big deal."  
 He testified yesterday: “I said, ‘The reason I’m making such a big deal is because you were just in a severe two-car collision."
Locane-Bovenizer is charged with aggravated manslaughter stemming from the death of 60-year-old Helene Seeman.
Prosecutors allege the 39-year-old actress was drunk and speeding when her vehicle struck one driven by Seeman's husband.
The court hearing will continue Tuesday with cross-examination.

STEPHANIE ROBINETTE SPRAYED BREAST MILK ON COPS

WHAT A BOOB

SHE really made a boob of herself with this one. 
Drunken Stephanie Robinette definitely wasn't on her breast behavior at the wedding, when she got hammered and started smacking her husband. 
After hitting him a few times, she ran off and locking herself in the car. 
Lord knows what the bride and groom must have made of it, but at some point someone called the cops about her rowdy behavior. 
But when deputies arrived, she allegedly screamed profanities at them, before removing her right breast from her dress and spraying them with milk.

LINDSAY LOHAN 'DIDN'T' VIOLATE PROBATION: JUDGE

ALLOWED TO DRINK

SHE has more lives than.... well we're not sure what, because she's beaten a cat hands down.
Because astonishingly, former actress Lindsay Lohan did not violate her probation and she is legally allowed to drink.
The one time movie star did reportedly fail an alcohol test on June 13, according to TMZ the day after she held a rooftop party at her Venice, CA home - where she was serving hard time her sentence for violating her probation.
But it turns out she shouldn't have been tested at all because it turns out that the order requiring Lohan to submit to alcohol tests expired back in February.

JACKASS RYAN DUNN WAS DRUNK: COPS

DUNN LEFT, HOURS BEFORE DEATH, DRINK IN HAND

JACKASS Ryan Dunn was drunk and speeding up to 140mph when his Porsche careered of a highway and blew up in a huge ball of flames, cops have confirmed.
Toxicology reports showed the ginger bearded star's  blood alcohol level was more than twice the Pennsylvania limit of 0.08 at 0.196.
But while the manager of Barnaby's in West Chester confirmed that a tweeted photo showing Dunn with a drink his in hand was taken at the bar, he claimed that he didn't seem drunk when he left.
He added: "Ryan was not a hardcore drinker, at least not when he was here."
Dunn's car was found almost just a mile away from the bar by cops who described it as "fully engulfed in flames," when they arrived.