NAKED PROPOSAL SHOCK! THOMAS EDWARDS TASERED

SHOCKING

SHOCKING might be the best way to describe Thomas Edwards' attempted marriage proposal.
Because the naked 22-year-old ended up being tasered by cops after arriving at the wrong house in the middle of the night and terrifying the actual home owners.
Edwards told cops his girlfriend had instructed him to ask for her hand in the buff.
So at around 3:30am he arrived at what he thought was her Orlando, FL, home and began to take his clothes off.
Needless to say the actual homeowner was somewhat perturbed and immediately called the cops.
"Can you see what he's doing now," the dispatcher asks at one point.
"Er he's kind of walking around and taking his pants off," the confused caller reveals.
The Orlando Sentinel have the full call here. 
When officers arrived they found Edwards, who told them his name was Zim, and they told him to get dressed.

DEADBEAT KENNY KEENE LEFT SON IN CAR TO GO TO BAR

DEADBEAT

A DEADBEAT dad left his autistic six-year-old son in the car, so he could go to a bar has been charged with child endangerment.
Booze hound Kenny Keene was busted after cops found the boy on the backseat of his car outside a Scottsdale, AZ home.
A concerned member of the public had called them in after allegedly watching the boy sleep for 20 minutes, during which time no one came to check on the child.
When cops arrived there was no sign of Keene and the boy was sleeping on the backseat of his car.
They told KSAZ that it wasn't hot outside and that when they arrived after 9 at night the windows were cracked with enough space "sufficient for someone with an average sized arm to reach into the vehicle."
That's where the charge of endangerment of a minor comes in.

CHEATING KEVIN GAYLOR CALLS COPS ON DATE

CHEATER

A CHEATING boyfriend called the cops on his internet lover after his girlfriend arrived home early.
Two-timing Kevin Gaylor, 24, dialed 911 in a desperate bid to convince his missus that the "other woman" he'd picked up on Craigslist was a burglar and not his date.
He told cops that "she was wielding a gun."
Cops said he had arranged to meet his "date" at his Colorado Springs home at around 3am on Wednesday morning.
But his plan met a hitch when his girlfriend unexpectedly arrived home, cops told The Gazette.

MAD ERIC BARNEY JR BRUTALIZED EX FOR MONTHS

MAD ERIC

A JILTED boyfriend repeatedly assaulted his girlfriend after kidnapping her and holding her hostage in her own home for two months. Mad Eric Bernard Barney Jr had dated the woman for just five months, when he viciously tried to kill her by strangling her and smothering her with a pillow. 
But although cops got an arrest warrant they couldn't find the crazy 31-year-old and just four days after the vicious attack, the woman faced a horror movie scenario. 
Two days later, while she was sleeping Barney let himself in with a key she didn't know he had, telling her he wanted to talk with her and apologize.
But the woman said when she told Barney he couldn't stay in her house, he replied: "I can do whatever I want, and I'm not leaving you, ever."

'YOU STILL LOVE ME' NEW LAUREN ASTLEY TEXTS

THROTTLED

"YOU STILL LOVE ME"

A JILTED Massachusetts football jock accused of hacking his ex-girlfriend's throat and then dumping her body, tried to get back together with her newly revealed text messages have revealed.
Gorgeous Lauren Astley was choked so forcefully that that her eyes, neck, face and gums hemorrhaged and medical examiners also found no fewer than three deep neck wounds.
Nathaniel Fujita then allegedly dumped her tiny body into a marsh where cyclist found Astley’s knees and one arm sticking out of the water the next morning.

PORN HEIR JAMES MITCHELL GETS 35 FOR MURDER

THE heir to the legendary Mitchell Brothers porn empire got 35 to life for the brutal murder of his ex-girlfriend and kidnapping their young daughter. James Mitchell, 29, viciously attacked clubbed Danielle Keller, also 29 to death in their Navato home, before fleeing with their child.
Cops caught up with him and his unharmed one-year-old about five hours later, after his car ran out of gas. According to KPIX all throughout the trial Mitchell denied killing Keller, who he claimed that he: "Still loved her."
Instead he said that two other men were at the

FUNKY COLD WIFE-BEATER: TONE LOC BUSTED

'WILD THING'

RAPPER Tone Loc could probably have used some 'Funky Cold Medina' after turning into a 'Wild Thing' and allegedly attacking the mother of his child on Saturday.
The four time Grammy nominee and voice actor who also starred in films like Ace Ventura Pet Detective got into a physical altercation with the mother of his child reports TMZ. 
Burbank police Sgt. Tracy Sanchez says 45-year-old Anthony Smith - Tone Loc's real name was arrested, but he remained tight lipped about the alleged victim or the circumstances, reports the The Sacramento Bee.

IDIOT TODD BLAUVELT JR PASSED HOME OFF AS HIS OWN

DUMMY

AS WAYS to impress your girlfriend go, this probably wasn't the best plan.
Idiot teen Todd Blauvelt Jr told his girlfriend that he had inherited a multimillion-dollar lakefront home and convinced her family to move in with him.
Then a problem arose.
Just as they were getting settled in, the owner showed up to the South Bristol, NY home and called the cops.
It appeared that Blauvelt had previously taken other friends to the house and told them the same inheritance story, but said his father refused to give him the house key, New York State Police investigator Mark Eifert said.