DUMB MOM KENIA QUIALA BOSQUE TRIED TO SELL SON

FOR SALE IN JAIL

A DUMB mom has been busted trying to sell her eight-month-son for $7000, cops said. 
Kenia Quiala Bosque arranged a meeting to hand over the newborn, unaware that the prospective buyer was an undercover cop. 
Officers had been tipped about her intentions and launched a sting to catch out the dastardly parent. 
But although she set a fee and arranged a meeting with the supposed buyer, she failed to show up to the meeting near her Miami, FL home.
Still, investigators said they had enough evidence to arrest her on baby selling charges.

BIKINI LOVER ROBERT BRENNEMAN'S DAYCARE BREAK IN

WEIRDO

THERE are a number of things that are just wrong with this crime, as we reported yesterday.  Firstly the fact he decided to break into a daycare, but most obviously is the fact that he's wearing a pink girl's swimsuit.
And now we have a name: cops picked up Robert 'Odd Bob' Brenneman, 43, for the bizarre crime at the Kidscape Day Care Center in Indianapolis, IN, after tips from the public. After breaking in the weirdo was caught on camera

OINK! PIGGYBACK BANDIT SHERMAN SHAYEGAN BUSTED

BANDIT

SOMEONE may have squealed, but either way the man dubbed the "Piggyback Bandit" has finally been busted. 
For some time, Sherwin Shayegan, 28, has been conning his way into sports games and demanding piggy back rides from the athletes, or simply jumped on them.
By posing as athletic staff or pretending to be an autograph hunter, or simply buying his way into the stadiums the barking mad jumper would then leap onto the athletes backs.
Last spring the Oregon School Activities Association warned athletes to look out for Shayegan after officials say he turned up at events in Eugene and Pendleton and got piggyback rides from some athletes.
But last week cops in Helena MT got a tip he would be at a Class AA soccer tournament.

'CATCH ME IF YOU CAN' TEEN MATHEW SCHEIDT BUSTED

POSER

A CRAZY teen who posed as a physicians assistant and performed CPR and chest compressions on unsuspecting patients has been busted. 
Mathew Scheidt was just 17-years old, when he somehow managed to obtain hospital credentials as a physicians assistant, which allowed him perform physical examinations on patients, view their confidential records and interview them. 
He told staff at the Osceola Regional Medical Center, Florida that he he had been on a university medical programme. 
But the teen, who's antics echo the Leonardo DiCaprio's movie 'Catch Me If You Can' was eventually busted after trying to enter a restricted area of the hospital in Kissimmee, FL.