'STUPID WOMEN' IN BUCKET LIST BUST

DUMB & DUMBER

TWO 'STUPID WOMEN' have landed behind bars after they stole from a store because it was on their bucket list. 

Dumb duo Andrea Mobley, 36, and pal Jennifer Morrow, 38, decided that stealing from a retail store was definitely something they wanted to do before they died. 

So the longtime friends walked into Walmart in Ocala, FL, and pilfered a couple of bathing suits and some beef jerky. 

Mobley was also found wearing another bikini under her clothes. 

She told a judge: "We were two stupid women doing something we never did before. I'm ashamed of this whole situation." 

WALMART HEIRESS ALICE WALTON BUSTED FOR DWI

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THE HEIRESS to the Walmart fortune spent most of her 62nd birthday in jail after cops busted her for drunk driving.

Alice Walton, who Forbes currently name as, America's 10th richest person was busted Friday night after failing a field sobriety test. 

The daughter of store founder Sam Walton, who's estimated net worth is $23 Billion, was then determined to be intoxicated and taken to the Parker County Jail, about 20 miles west of her luxury, Mislap, TX mansion.

COCK SPENCER DANGER CULLEN STOLE FOR NEW PENIS

COCK

SHE really is a cock.
Spencer Danger is my middle name Cullen,  got caught stealing from the Walmart where she works in the hope of funding a full sex change of operation.
Lets just say, it'll be a while before she has one if she relies on her criminal abilities to pay for it.
Together with pal Adriano Valdes Altiveros III, who just wanted a car with his share,  the wannabe male planned her heist at the Prescott, AZ for days. 
But their plan was far from ingenious.

Lieutenant Andy Reinhardt told The Daily Courier: "Through investigation and surveillance video, detectives determined that a key was used to enter a locked cash office where $45,000 in cash had been removed.