GURU JAMES ARTHUR RAY ONLY GETS TWO YEARS

TWO YEARS

THE SELF help guru who led a deadly sweat lodge session which killed three people got a nice dollop of celebrity justice, when he got just two-years  for negligent homicide.
The best selling author of The Secret told people they would find enlightenment on his "Spiritual Warrior" retreat, if they entered the in the lodge, made of willow trees and branches, and covered with tarpaulins and blankets.
He warned participants in a recording of the event played during the trial that the sweat lodge would be "hellacious" and that participants were guaranteed to feel like they were dying but would do so only metaphorically.

CELEBRITY JUSTICE! LINDSAY LOHAN DOES 5 HRS. IN JAIL

UPDATE: After serving just 5 hours of her 30 day jolt in the Big House, former actress Lindsay Lohan walked out of jail free as a bird. Law enforcement's reason? Jail overcrowing. Our take: LA's a company town, Lohan is a screw-up but she's Hollywood's screw-up. The Mean Girl remains, the quintessence of celebrity justice in America. LOHAN WALKS: CALIFORNIA SHOULD SINK INTO PACIFIC

LINDSAY LOHAN DID VIOLATE PROBATION: JUDGE

BUSTED..... AGAIN

FORMER actress Lindsay Lohan, did violate her probation, a judge blasted yesterday, before ordering her to take her fifth mugshot in four years.  Packing punch after punch, an unimpressed Stephanie Sautner told the troubled star she had willfully got herself kicked out of the Downtown Center which helps homeless women, by refusing to show up. 
On at least nine occasions the star who clearly thinks the rules don't apply to her had failed to appear, leaving them with no option but to cancel her help. 
Sautner told her: "Probation is a gift as I see it. There is something called looking a gift horse in the mouth," before ordering to work clean up in a morgue for 16 hours between now and her next court hearing in an attempt to mitigate the current situation.

TEEN MOM STAR JENNELLE EVANS AVOIDS JAIL

CELEB JUSTICE

BRAWLER

IDIOT Teen Mom 2 star Jennelle Evans got a nice dollop of celebrity justice when she was handed a 30 day suspended sentence for viciously beating another girl in a street fight. 
The dumb reality star was caught on camera brawling  with another girl, Brittany Truett, near her North Carolina home. 
But astonishingly she was not charged with assault, but affray, as was her fellow combatant, so the judge gave them both the suspended sentence and fined $100 for their parts in the fight.
After the verdict she arrogantly tweeted: "F*** yes!!!!! I WINNNNNNN."

SHARON STONE SHELLS OUT $232GS TO MAN WHO FELL

NEGLIGENT

BASIC Instinct star Sharon Stone has been ordered to pay a small fortune to a man who claims he fell 15ft into a ravine on her property, suffering major injuries. Peter Krause claimed that he was installing outdoor wiring on the star's LA home when he fell down a "large concealed drop off" into a fence reports Radar Online. The jury found Stone negligent because the fence wasn't up to code or strong enough to prevent the 15 ft fall into a neighbor's property.
Krause reportedly claims he has been unable to work since this incident after suffering internal injuries. Stone defended the safety of her property, and jurors were shown detailed diagrams and photographs of the backyard.
But ultimately the jury found for Krause awarding him the one off payment.

LINDSAY LOHAN TELLS MAG: 'I DIDN'T DESERVE JAIL'

IN AN interview with Italian Vanity Fair, former actress Lindsay Lohan says she didn't deserve to go to jail for her 7 DUI arrest and subsequent probation violations. The onetime movie star told the fawning mag: "Unless you're a killer, I don't see a reason to stay there. I didn't hurt anyone but myself."
And there you have it. But what does the rest of America think?

LINDSAY LOHAN SKATES AGAIN ON LATEST BOOZE BINGE

PM UPDATE: She skates again. And wow, is Samantha Ronson ever unattractive.