SEATTLE SUPERHERO BEN FODOR: 'I'LL FIGHT ON'

UNMASKED

HOLY SMOKES. The self-proclaimed Seattle superhero who got himself into a dance dilemma the other day has been unmasked.
As we reported here the crime fighting crusader, known as Phoenix Jones got into a spot of bother the other night when cops say he pepper sprayed a group of people downtown as they left a nightclub.
He claimed he was trying to break up a fight.
But when he turned up to court yesterday, an officer made him remove his charcoal colored masked and revealed his true identity as the distinctly non superhero like, Benjamin John Francis Fodor.

FIRST IT WAS GUMBY NOW SPONGEBOB'S IN TROUBLE

HONESTLY!!! What is it with costume clad douchebags having run in's with the law. As we reported yesterday the dumb Gumby, who tried and failed to rob a convenience store has now handed himself in. But now Spongebob has left his pineapple under the sea to pick a fight with two women on Hollywood Boulevard, as you can see here. 

It's thought he might be posing as the character to in the hope that tourists will tip him, but the pink haired women were clearly unimpressed with his yellow costume.

TEEN MOM STAR JENNELLE EVANS AVOIDS JAIL

CELEB JUSTICE

BRAWLER

IDIOT Teen Mom 2 star Jennelle Evans got a nice dollop of celebrity justice when she was handed a 30 day suspended sentence for viciously beating another girl in a street fight. 
The dumb reality star was caught on camera brawling  with another girl, Brittany Truett, near her North Carolina home. 
But astonishingly she was not charged with assault, but affray, as was her fellow combatant, so the judge gave them both the suspended sentence and fined $100 for their parts in the fight.
After the verdict she arrogantly tweeted: "F*** yes!!!!! I WINNNNNNN."