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Thursday, November 24, 2011

NO CHARGES FOR SEATTLE SUPERHERO PHOENIX JONES

HOLY justice. 
Seattle superhero Phoenix Jones lives to fight another day after officials decided not to press charges against him after he was accused of assaulting several people with pepper spray.
He claimed he was breaking up a fight outside a club, but the people claimed they were just dancing.
It seems that authorities agreed with the muscle suit wearing, 23-year-old crime fighter, who's real name is Benjamin John Francis Fodor.
City attorney Pete Holmes told the Seattle Times that his office had been unable to locate and interview two of the people pepper sprayed.

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

HOLY HORRORS! SUPERHERO PHOENIX JONES BUSTED

HAPLESS HORRORS! What's this, Seattle superhero Phoenix Jones in dance dilemma? That's what cops in the Northwest say. Apparently, our hero is fighting an assault charge for allegedly hammering a group of people with pepper spray. He says they were fighting. They say they were dancing. STAYYYYYY TUNNNNNNNNED.