SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! WHAT DO YOU SAY?

WORDS quite simply fail us. What do you say about this guy? Are those real deformities? Is his head really that brutal or is just being a kidder and putting us all on. That's a mystery for the books.

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! THINGS ARE GREAT MOM!

YES, all sorts of things to be proud of, right? This guy is a poster boy for the whole Charlie Sheen ethos of 'Winning.' Happy. Confident. And Handsome? Hell yes!

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! HARVARD PROF NABBED

OK, just kidding. We didn't really think you'd believe the gentleman in the mugshot was one of America's so-called best and brightest. What did he do? We have no idea but it's pretty clear, he's knocking the hell out of the baseball that is life.