MUGSHOT MANIA! MADAM TUSSAUD'S JUST CALLED...

FOOLED YOU. Of course, it's not a real person it's a wax figure from one of Madam Tussaud's cheeseball wax emporiums. No real person would ever look this waxy or fake.

PECKER CHOPPER CATHERINE BECKER: $1 MILLION BAIL

"HE DESERVED IT"

REMEMBER Catherine Becker, who snipped off her husband's pecker, threw it down a garbage shoot and told cops he "deserved it."
Well thankfully it's the last man she'll be getting near for some time after a superior court judge set her bail at $1 million. 
As we reported here, the 48-year-old is said to have made her 60-year-old husband dinner at their California home earlier this month and put a poison or drug in the food to make him pass out.
He told cops that when he woke up he was tied to the bed an unable to move, at which point his wife, sometimes known as Catherine Kieu pulled his pants down took a 10 inch knife to his penis and lopped it off.
Then she threw his member into the garbage disposal and turning it on.

MTV STAR EBONY JACKSON-RENDON'S KID TAKEN AWAY

BAD PARENTS

IN HAPPIER TIMES

ANOTHER day, another idiot MTV mom in trouble - but this time the star's of 16 and Pregnant have had their child taken away.
Ebony Jackson-Rendon and her husband Joshua, both 19, were found living in a home filled with feces, flies and maggots, cops say.
Jacksonville police Capt. Kenny Boyd, said the Jacksonville, AK, home was in "deplorable" condition, with human and animal feces on the floors and walls in each room.
He added: "The house was full of flies, with collections of maggots in a number of areas."

JENNIFER LYNN HEARN KILLED HUBBY, FED HIM TO HOGS

DO NOT screw around with Jennifer Lynn Hearn. Cops in Melbourne, Florida say Jenny murdered her hubby Carl Hearn during a blazing argument--then buried his remains in a shallow grave in the backyard hog pen. As if that isn't enough, Jenny posted on her Facebook page shortly after the killing that poor Carl had skipped off with another woman. She added that she was delighted by the desertion.
She wrote: "Wow. I am so glad one person walked out of my life so others could walk in. I love being single." Her posts also brazenly bragged about

HELLS ANGELS BOSS KILLED IN RENO CASINO SHOOTOUT

MEET the new corporate Hells Angels? Shiny clean motorcycle enthusiasts and family men? Hell no. Yesterday in Reno, Nevada a shootout between members of the Angels and rival Vagos Motorcycle Club left a prominent Angel dead. Jeffrey "Jethro" Pettigrew, the 51-year-old head of the motorcycle gang's

MUGSHOT MANIA! GOD, THEY'RE PLAYING FREEBIRD!

IT'S TRUE that legendary southern rockers Lynryd Skynyrd essentially ended with their tragic 1977 plane crash. But that wasn't the end of southern fried rock. We are certain the perp above has a Molly Hatchet LP stashed somewhere in his mom's basement.

LEGENDARY PI: LAUREN SPIERER COPS 'GOMER PYLES'

LEGENDARY private and former NYPD detective Richard 'Bo' Dietl revealed he has a team of detectives on the ground in Bloomington, Indiana hunting for clues in the disappearance of pretty co-ed Lauren Spierer, 20. And he also had a few things to say about cops in the Hoosier state.
When asked about cooperation between local police and his investigators, Dietl said: " I thought I was talking to Gomer Pyle out there. I met with the chief and all a gotta say is, thank God for New York City detectives." Dietl said he's been trying to help the Westchester, NY family "find their little girl."
Lauren vanished June 3 after a night of heavy partying. Her pals have been less than forthcoming in the probe. Earlier in the interview Dietl said he saw

FLA. MILLIONAIRE BOB WARD GUILTY OF MURDER

A SENSATIONAL Florida murder trial has come to an end with the conviction of millionaire Bob Ward in the murder of his wife Diane Ward. Diane was found shot to death in their master bedroom with "a large pool of blood at the top of her head" and a .357 Magnum on the nightstand. She had been shot between the eyes. The couple were alone in the house in Orlanda at the time, along with their four dogs.  The trial went for just a week and the jury deliberated for two days before reaching their verdict.  When he entered the courtroom, Ward went to a back row and sat

COPS IGNORED REBECCA ZAHAU WITNESS: FAMILY

SUICIDE?

A NEW witness who claims to have heard a 'scream for help' hours before Rebecca Zahau was found hanging in her millionaire medical moguls mansion has told her family they were ignored by cops. 

Arms and legs bound, the 32-year-old's naked body was found hanging from the balcony of the 27 bedroom Coronado, CA home known locally as Spreckles Mansion. A strange message daubed in black paint on the bedroom door read: "She saved him. Can you save her." But as we reported here her family did not agree with the cop's conclusion that she had committed suicide at 3am after hearing that her step-son Max, six, who had been injured in an accident at the mansion when she was supposed to be looking after him, was about to die.

EVIL CHARLIE ELY GUILTY IN SEATH JACKSON MURDER

THE TWISTED teen who helped to lure Seath Jackson to his brutal death has been found guilty of first degree murder

Charlie Ely went to meet the tragic teen after his ex-girlfriend Amber Wright had texted him telling him she wanted to get back together. 

But when they got back to Ely's home he was set upon by Wright's boyfriend, Michael Bargo, now 19 and three others and beaten with an axe. 

Cops say that Bargo, 19, then shot the 15-year-old eight times, placed his battered body into sleeping bag and burned him to cinders.

WEATHERMAN BRETT CUMMINS' S&M PAL ASPHIXIATED

WEATHERMAN, ON LEFT,

CAREER FORECAST: cloudy. If the National Weather Service was to make any predictions on the future of Arkansas weatherman Brett Cummins, cloudy would be a definite with thunderstorms likely. The flamboyant former Little Rock KARK-TV broadcaster is at the middle of a storm. Seems that on a pill party (amphetamines and meth) our hero passed out in an empty hot tub and next to him was the naked Dexter Williams, 24, who was quite dead.

OFFICIAL: NH GIRL CELINA CASS, 11, WAS MURDERED

DETECTIVES have confirmed the worst kept secret in New Hampshire: 11-year-old Celina Cass was murdered. For the past two months cops have called her disappearance and death suspicious after she vanished from her room in the middle of the night and then was found floating in the Connecticut River a week later. Now, cops say they know what killed the popular girl but aren't making those facts public because it could hurt the investigation. A reward has been offered for information leading to an arrest. No suspects have been named. Her cause of death was determined through information from the investigation and toxicology tests. Mom Luisia Cass told The Associated Press she had no comment after leaving the Coos County attorney's office in Lancaster. She was accompanied Thursday by a friend and her 13-year-old daughter, who was

RAW CHICKEN BANDIT RONALD SMITH COULD GET 20

A DOUCHEBAG ex-husband who broke into his ex-wife's home and planted raw chicken into her heating ducts, as well as a string other vandalism could face 20-years behind bars for his crimes.             Former State lobbyist, Ronald Smith, 58, also poured an unknown substance into a baby grand piano and erased the hard drive on a computer after getting into the Denver house, he'd once shared with his ex Michelle. She told police that someone left a laminated note on the front door in December 2009, telling mail carriers to return deliveries because the woman living there had passed away according to 7News.    She began to suspect her ex-husband two months later, after she said she had a strange conversation with him in which he asked her if she wanted some chicken that was about

VIDEO: RECONSTRUCTING ROBYN GARDNER'S LAST DAY

GARY GIORDANO is not happy that cops in Aruba are reconstructing the disappearance of his missing gal pal Robyn Gardner. And probably with very good reason: it's no secret he's the main suspect in the sudden disappearance in early August of the Maryland party girl.

MOM TO COURT: NATALEE HOLLOWAY IS STILL ALIVE

IT'S VERY SAD. Beth Holloway says she will fight any petition to declare her daughter Natalee Holloway dead. The pretty blonde 17-year-old vanished in Aruba on May 30, 2005 on a class trip. It's widely suspected that Dutch treat Joran van der Sloot murdered her but wiggled through because of his father, a powerful judge. He was arrested in Peru in May 2010 for the murder of Stephany Flores Ramirez.  Meanwhile, Beth Holloway will go to court today to challenge her ex-husband Dave Holloway's petition for presumption of death, filed in probate court in Birmingham, Ala., last June.
Dave Holloway claims that because Natalee has not been seen or heard from, and there is no reason to believe she is alive any longer and it's time to declare her legally