Wednesday, July 13, 2011

CATHERINE BECKER SNIPPED OFF HUBBY'S PECKER

OUCH! Call it the end of the affair. A California woman--who was fairly pissed, needless to say--drugged her estranged husband and cut off his penis. Chaneling Lorena Bobbitt or what! And of course, she told cops "the bastard deserved it." Cops say Catherine Becker called 911 after doing the deed in her home in Garden Grove, south of LA. There they found her unnamed hubby bleeding from the crotch area. He was taken to hospital and was still in serious condition. But she didn't dick around.
Apparently, it was part of an elaborate plan on good old Cathy's part.
She doped up hubby, then tied him to their once happy marital bed. And when he awoke, 48-year-old Cathy grabbed hold of his penis and sliced it off. As a final kick in the balls, she placed the failing phallus into their garbage disposal and mulched the member.

Cathy is in trouble. Aggravated mayhem, false imprisonment, assault with a deadly weapon, administering a drug with intent to commit a felony, poisoning and spousal abuse.
Lieut. Jeff Nightengale said: “The intention by this person was to permanently deprive this victim of his genitalia." Right you are, Jeff, right you are.

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