JAHESSYE SHOCKLEY CASE: GRANDMA BLAMES COPS

THE GRANDMA of tragic missing Jahessye Shockley isn't getting the proper attention because the 5-year-old is black. Jahessye vanished on October 11 out of the family's suburban Phoenix home while her mother ran errands. She was locked inside the house while her siblings played outside. So far there have been few clues and her mother Jerice Hunter, who has an abusive past, has been ruled out as a suspect.
Her grandmother Shirley Johnson said: "People in California have barely even heard what's going on. Somehow, somebody's suppressing something because the local media is keeping it local, and with all due respect to the media, it's not getting out. This is about my grandbaby."

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COKE MULE: OLDSTER, 87, PINCHED WITH $2.9 MILLION

AN 87-year-old Indiana man is claiming drug traffickers threatened him at gunpoint and forced him to become a cocaine mule. Huh? Yep, Leo Earl Sharp, was pinched by the Michigan State Police with 228 lbs. of Bolivian Marching Powder in the back of his pickup truck. It has a street value of more than $2.9 million. Now, out on $10,000 the mutton-chopped oldster says he's writing a book about the whole sorry episode and, according to The Detroit News, he also says cannon (fire) caused him to lose his hearing. He was truck driver for 40 years and is married with three children, if he could read.Sharp says he can read better "than anyone he knows." MORE IN THE DETROIT NEWS

HOLY BALONEY! MAN SMUGGLING MEAT IN FROM MEXICO

FOR the eagle eyed agents, used to spotting drugs, guns and sometimes people being smuggled over the border this was a first - man smuggling Balogna across the border.
Clearly the man loves his meat - enough to try smuggle 76 pounds of the the illegal lunch meat from Mexico by hiding it in a spare tire. It's not clear whether it was for personal use or he intended to supply it, but either way guards at El Paso, NM were less than impressed. Port Director Hector Mancha told KRQE: “This is a highly unusual seizure because of the concealment method.

MUGSHOT MANIA! SUPERVILLAIN, MR. SMARTYPANTS

WE"RE not too sure what's to smile about when you're posing for a mugshot but our hero, Mr. Smartypants, seems ready, willing and able to defy authority.

CARINA SAUNDERS DISMEMBERMENT MURDER SETBACK

COPS ARE back at square one in the grisly dismemberment murder of Carina Saunders. On the weekend they cleared Cody Perez, 21, as a person of interest although he certainly quacked like a duck. Saunders, 19, was discovered dismembered and stuffed in a duffel bag behind a suburban Oklahoma City grocery store. It seems one of Perez' helpful relatives told detectives the pretty Oklahoman was his girlfriend: she wasn't, didn't know her. Investigators also tested Perez's kitchen knives (he was a culinary student) for human blood. No go. But with every

PENTHOUSE PET ANNEKA VASTA'S DEATH 'A MYSTERY'

MYSTERY

DROWNED?

THE naked body of a former Penthouse pet and Caligula star has been found washed up on a marine training beach and cops are desperately seeking help to solve the mystery of how she got there. 
Anneka Vasta, 58, made her name with a series of racy shoots for Penthouse, who's founder Bob Guccione she she dated.
She also starred in his infamous multi-million dollar, soft porn flick, Caligula but later sued him for $4million after he made her have sex with two of his business associates. 

REBECCA ZAHAU'S BODY TO BE EXHUMED BY DR PHIL

EXHUMED

THE MYSTERIOUS death of a millionaire medical mogul's girlfriend in his California mansion is to be re-investigated after Dr Phil agreed to pay to exhume her body. 
Rebecca Zahau, who was also known as Rebecca Nalepa, was found hanging from the balcony of Jonah Shacknai's 27 bedroom, Coronado, CA home known locally as Spreckles mansion.  
Her arms and legs were bound and as an odd message which read "She saved him. Can you save her," was found daubed in black paint on the bedroom door. 

MOM WHO TRIED TO SELL DAUGHTER'S VIRGINITY GUILTY

AN EVIL mom who hawked her 13-year-old daughter's virginity for $10,000 and made her model in her underwear in front of potential buyers, has pleaded guilty to sexually exploiting the teen.
Cops say the woman who has not been named to avoid identifying the girl, forced her to model twice in her bra and underwear in front of a potential buyer.
Initially the girl agreed but later changed her mind.
Her mom also tried to sell sexually explicit pictures of the girl to another man, but she was busted when her boyfriend found text messages about the sale of the girl’s virginity on the woman’s cellphone which he turned over to police.

ROBYN GARDNER CASE: NOT ENOUGH TO CONVICT

PROSECUTORS in Aruba fear they don't have enough evidence to convict Gary Giordano--the creepy swinger who's the prime suspect in the disappearance of Maryland party girl Robyn Gardner. His lawyer Chris Lejuez told RadarOnline.com: "They won’t have a slam dunk, I can assure you. I am not confident that he will never been charged, but I am confident that if he is that I will have a lot of things to say regarding this case."
Gardner, 35, an unemployed dental assistant and aspiring model met Giordano on a swinger's website then snuck away for an island romp. But on Aug. 2, she vanished and Giordano said she was carried out to sea. MORE FROM RADARONLINE.COM

HOME INVASION MONSTER STEVEN HAYES' EVIL CLAIM

ONE OF the two Connecticut home invasion killers is claiming he has murdered 17 people--then collected their sneakers as trophies. Evil Steven Hayes wrote in a letter obtained by the New Haven Register, the death row residing sicko, was convicted in the slayings of Jennifer Hawke-Petit and her daughters, 17-year-old Hayley and 11-year-old Michaela during a botched home invasion.
According to the Register: Connecticut officials confiscated four handwritten letters allegedly written by

NEW MISSING BABY LISA IRWIN VIDEO SHOCKER!

SHOCKING new video surveillance video is shedding new light on a possible suspect in the baffling Baby Lisa Irwin disappearance. The pretty little girl vanished Oct. 4 in the early morning hours from her Kansas City home. MORE FROM CNN

MUGSHOT MANIA! I'M A DEER IN THE HEADLIGHTS

THERE was a lot to work with here but we decided to play it safe. A caricature? Amos and Andy? Better not go there... no, best not. Let's just all agree he has a brutal head.

RETIRED DETECTIVE PUT GUN IN DAUGHTER'S BOOK BAG

SHE really should have known better!
But retired NYPD detective came close to tragedy on Tuesday, when she put a loaded pistol in her six-year-old daughter's backpack - which the girl then took to school.
Quite what Marian Briso was thinking whne she put the .25-caliber Taurus handgun in her little girl's book bag, is unclear.
But the dumb mom who is also married to NYPD Capt Paul Brioso, clearly forgot to remove it and she walked into school.

JAMYI WITCH DRUGGED/SEXUALLY ASSAULTED PRISONER

WICKED WITCH?

A WICCAN prison chaplain who's real name is Witch, has denied drugging and inmate and performing sex acts on him during a staged hostage situation. 
Wheelchair bound Jamyi Witch, 52, told cops she had suffered a terrifying ordeal at the hands of an inmate who'd taken her hostage and refused to let her out of his office. 
But cops now think she  drugged him and performed sex acts on him and the hostage scenario was an elaborate scheme to get both her and the prisoner transferred to another prison.
According to Fox 11 however, the Witch, who was the first Wiccan chaplain of Wisconsin's, Oshkoh Correctional Insitute when she appointed in 2001, and the prisoner knew each other from a previous jail.

CHARICE MOSS THREW CIG AT BABY: BURNED CONDO

DUMB DAD

TALK about a douchebag dad.
Not only did Charice Moss think it was a good idea to throw a lit cigarette at his six-month-old baby and her mom Ivy Brown and then burned down her apartment, when she ran off.
She told WLKY: "We got into an argument about my baby's clothes. He threw a lit cigarette at me and my daughter. I'm not going to let anyone harm my daughter."
As a result she scooped up her baby and went down the street to her friend's house, hoping Moss would calm down but 15 minutes later her mom called her and told her that her Louisville, KY apartment was on fire.