RENO MEN MAY BE BEHIND 13 CHICAGO SLAYINGS

TOSCANO, SEGURA-RODRIGUEZ

CHICAGO COPS say they've stumbled across two stone-cold killers who may be responsible for more than a dozen slayings in the Windy City. According to cops, two gunsels were nabbed while another was gunned down fleeing the scene of a double murder.
The slayings were part of bloody fake dope deals that turned into heists.
Cops killed Arturo Ibarra, 37, Saturday night after two people were found killed and a third seriously injured in a North Side apartment. A cop suffered a leg wound.

ACCORDING TO THE CHICAGO SUN TIMES: The suspect, Ibarra and the two men had been under

FACES OF METH: JUST SAY 'YUCK!'

ALRIGHT, we can all say 'Yuck'. In just two and a half years the woman on the left came to look like the woman on the right. Vanity aside, using crystal meth does perplex us. Could it be the ingredients? Battery acid is not something we'd like anywhere near us. This gal and others are part of the "Faces of Meth" campaign illustrating the drug's consequences.

PARTY GIRL HID IN EVERGREEN TO ESCAPE DUI RAP

PARTY GIRL

YOU have to hand it to Christine Stroh. The party girl par excellence is nothing if not resourceful. The 21-year-old was being chased Saturday by the highway cops when she decided to flee her MOVING 1998 Pontiac Sunfire (party girl car of choice.) The two passengers, needless to say, were shocked but the car crashed safely into a snowbank.
According to State Trooper Jeremy Rost our heroine "then fled on foot to a nearby evergreen tree" and "was laying in the thick evergreen trees and refused to come out."
 But when she heard more coppers coming she tried to split the scene on foot. Sadly, the party girl "lost her high heels and was running barefoot on the ice. She slipped and was taken into custody." Now the bad part: she was taken into custody with a goodtime topping .177

CALI COPS NAME SUSPECT IN '78 COLD CASE SLAY

IT WAS supposed to be a celebration. Instead, it ended in murder. Now, nearly 33 years later, cops finally have a suspect in the vicious murder of Brent Stapleton Tobey.
On Nov. 20, 1978, Tobey was supposed to be celebrating the conviction of the man who murdered his friend. Tobey and another pal had discovered the body and at first, cops thought the cases were connected.
Now, tracking a DNA sample that had been submitted in 2002, Laguna Beach, California police have identified a suspect: Walter Dalie, now 52, serving a life sentence in Connecticut for murdering his girlfriend. Cops wouldn't comment about motive but ruled out any link to the murder of Tobey's pal.

EL CONDOR SHOT DOWN - DRUG KINGPIN DEAD

Condor

Cops

EL CONDOR, one of Mexico's top drug kingpins has been killed in a running gun battle with cops, authorities said.  
Luis Humberto Peralta Hernandez, 44 was believed to a top figure in the Juarez drug cartel who's deadly rivalry with the Sinaloa cartel has led to thousands of death in the Northern part of the country.
He had been accused of involvement in nearly 100 murders, was carrying false ID, which delayed identification of the body.

BARBIE BANDIT BIMBO BACK BEHIND BARS

Robbery

Now

BARBIE bandit Ashley Nicole Miller is back behind bars for violating her probation.
Together with Heather Lyn Johnson, she gained national attention when they were seen laughing on surveillance video as they robbed nearly $11,000 from a bank teller, who was later shown to be part of the scheme.

SICKOS PAID TO TORTURE DISABLED SEX SLAVE

Evil

PROSECUTORS have described the case as "one of the most horrific" ever to be seen in Western Missouri - men paying to torture a mentally ill young woman who was being kept as a sex slave.
James Noel, 45, this week admitted he paid money to shock the 25-year-old with an electrical device, even though she complained that it was painful. 
The 45-year-old pleaded guilty Monday in U.S. District Court in Kansas City to one count of conspiracy to commit sex trafficking by force, fraud or coercion.

AMBER PORTWOOD NUDE PIC SHOCKER

MOM OF THE YEAR

NUDE photo's have surfaced of Teen Mom Amber Portwood, which could land the troubled star in yet more trouble.
Already facing charges of domestic assault against her daughter's Leah's father Gary Shirley, the 17-year-old who hit the headlines by appearing on the MTV show now fears social services could get involved because of the pictures seen here on Radar Online.
They show the young mother, who has a hideous tattoo of her baby on her midriff, in a variety of nude poses.
According to the Daily Mail, said in a statement that the pictures were "stolen" by "someone I trusted."
She said: "It makes me sad that anyone would do this, and I'm horrified that something so private is being shared publicly."
It's just another drama for the pugnacious teen mother, who maintains her

ARE BONES IN PEDO'S PAD KIDS MISSING SINCE 1962?

NEVER FOUND

TWO CHILDREN missing for nearly 50 years. The kind of case that haunts detectives til they die. But for one cop, a resolution may be near.

HAUNTED

Last Wednesday, workers found bones beneath a demolished house in Onslow County, North Carolina. The house had been owned by a convicted child molester named Henry Hunt, who died in 1991. He was 85.
Former Sheriff Ed Brown hopes the bones are those of Diana Moon Yoli, 7, and her brother Mark Eugene Yoli, 3. They have been missing since Sept. 13, 1962.
According to ENC TODAY: On her deathbed in 1992, Hunt’s wife told her daughter that Hunt had

EX-FLA. MADD BOSS BUSTED FOR BOOZIN' 'N CRUISIN'

DRINKY POO?

OH, the bitter irony. The former president of the now mams up Gainesville, Florida chapter of Mothers Against Drunk Driving (MADD) has been busted for...you guessed it! Drunk driving.
Debra Oberlin, 48, was pinched Feb. 18 as she drove erratically, cops say. They noted that familiar odor of booze and the come hither bloodshot eyes. Just four beers officer, honest. Her breath alochol tests registered .234 and .239. Legal is .08. As for for MADD, well, they're ANGGRY.

"MADD is concerned to hear about the recent alleged drunk driving arrest of Debra Oberlin. MADD commends law enforcement for their efforts to keep our roads safe and are hopeful that no one was hurt as a result of this incident. In 2009 alone, nearly 11,000 lives were lost

DAD KEPT TORTURED SON CHAINED IN LAUNDRY ROOM

DEAR OLD DAD

FATHER OF THE YEAR contender Hugo Dominguez is up to his eyeballs in woe. It seems that Hugo, 38, like many other dads has problems with his teenage boy. Other dads might ground them. Take away the car. Not our Hugo.
Not of this sparing the rod nonsense for him. The suburban Chicago man routinely chained his 13-year-old son to a dryer and viciously beat him with bamboo scratchers, yardsticks, a broken axe handle and anything else that was available. Worse, Hug's girlfriend also helped out.
Headcase Hugo admitted he kept the boy locked up in the laudry

CHILD KILLER TELLS JUDGE: "I DESERVE TO DIE"

Killer

THE  man who raped and killed a seven-year-old Arizona girl has told a judge: "I deserve to die." Loretto "Kyle" Alegria, 21, beat and stabbed Rhia Almeida who was at his house for a play-date with Alegria's little brother back in June 2009.
Offered a plea agreement he told the judge "I don't deserve to live. I deserve the max."
Pima County Superior Court Judge Deborah Bernini tried to reason with him asking, "Don't you think life in prison is punishment enough?"
Alegria shook his head no, according to The Arizona Daily Star.

VOODOO SEX CANDLES TRIGGERED FATAL FIRE

Voodoo

VOODOO sex ceremony candles caused a fire that swept through a New York apartment block killing a women. 
Fire marshals said a woman paid $300 a man known in Brooklyn as a voodoo priest to bring her good luck.
He performed a ceremony which involved the man and woman having sex in a bed surrounded by candles. 
Those candles set fire to the linens and clothes on the floor, a Fire Department of New York spokesman said. 
But instead of calling 911, the man conducting the ceremony tried in vain to

NAKED JOYRIDER WASN'T EMBAR-ASS-ED WHEN BUSTED

Butt Officer

NAKED joyriders gave a Nebraska deputy the surprise of his life when he pulled them over late Saturday.
Four naked people in the pickup that he'd just pulled over.
There's no law against driving in the buff, as long you don't alarm people, he picked up the driver for - yes you guessed it - being intoxicated. 
The sheriff's office says the truck wreaked of booze when he approached the vehicle which contained two nude men and two nude women.

 When asked by the deputy what they were doing, one man reportedly answered, "I think we're getting in trouble."

Driver, Nickolus Borgman certainly was and he was cited for driving under

TODDLER RAPED AT SEA WORLD AS MOM ENJOYED RIDE

Disgusting

A DISGUSTING pedophile viciously raped a toddler at Sea World and took pictures of the attack on his cellphone, Cops say.
The child's distraught mother said she left the child at the Orlando theme park with with Michael Grzybowicz for about 10-minutes while she and her boyfriend went on a ride.
But rather than look after the tot he viciously raped her.
Pictures of the alleged rape were found on Grzybowicz’ phone and sent to his e-mail account, the sheriff's office said.
Records state that four photographs in the phone's memory chip showed the violation of the youngster wearing a diaper and a yellow sun dress while she rode in a dark blue stroller.
Grzybowicz told investigators that he didn't know how the photos got onto his cell phone, according to The Orlando Sentinel.

SEX FIEND SOCCER MOM POACHED DAUGHTER'S BOY, 14

Likes Em Young

A SOCCER mom who had sex with at least two underage boys - including her daughter's 14-year-old boyfriend - is expected to serve at least five years in jail.
Christine Hubbs, 42,  had sex with the boys everywhere from parking lots, inside her Hummer and fueled the affairs with money, dinners cell phones and video games for the boys.
The charges against her include oral copulation, lewd act on a child and exhibition of lewd material on her daughter's boyfriend when he was just 14.
She also started an affair with another boy the same age for a month.

WANNABE JIHADI GETS 25 FOR SOUTH PARK THREATS

WHERE IT STARTED

HE couldn't take a joke. A 21-year-old man with far too little to worry about has been sentenced to 25 years in jail after posting online death threats against the creators of TV cartoon South Park.
Zachary Adam Chesser incited violent jihadists to attack the sometimes controversial show's writers for an episode depicting the Prophet Mohammed in a bear suit, court documents said.The humorless headcase posted messages online that included the writer's home addresses and urged fellow travelers to pay them a

OHIO COPS BUST SUSPECT IN DRUG EXECUTIONS

TRAGIC LOVERS

COPS IN Ohio have arrested the suspected triggerman in a cold-blooded executions of a young couple. Cops say James P. Leider, 20, has been charged with two counts of aggravated murder and could face the death penalty.

Betheny Mehall, 25, and her boyfriend, Cord Cox, 23, were found shot to death Sunday in a running car in an industrial park near Geneva, Ohio. Police sources told local reporters that drugs were the motivation for the crime and that

DID INTERNET "DR DEATH" DRIVE THEM TO SUICIDE?

DR DEATH

DRIVEN TO DEATH?

THE man dubbed "Dr Death" for scouring the Internet and encouraging suicidal people to kill themselves has denied that he had any impact on their deaths.
William Melchert-Dinkel, 48, has pleaded not guilty to two counts of aiding suicide in the deaths of an English man and a Canadian woman.
Prosecutors say the ex-nurse from Faribault, was obsessed with suicide and hanging and that he sought out potential victims on the Internet. 
Posing as a woman in chat room and e-mails he then played the role of a compassionate friend, offering step by step instructions on how they

WISC. SERIAL KILLER ELLIS GETS 7 LIFE SENTENCES

HE'S AS bad as they come. Meet Walter Ellis. The Badger State killing machine. Yesterday, Ellis pleaded no contest to killing seven women over a period of 21 years. He received seven life terms--no parole. From 1986 to 2007, he was on the rampage strangling women in the Milwaukee, Wisconsin area.

NATALIE'S MOM HOSTING CRIME REALITY SHOW

THE SHOCKING disappearance of Natalie Holloway in 2005 on the idyllic Caribbean island of Aruba has gripped Americans since the terrible news broke. Now, Lifetime Network has announced that it is developing a sequel to their 2009 telefilm called "Justice for Natalee Holloway." The movie stars Tracy Pollan as Beth Holloway. It takes place several years after the first movie as Beth tries to discover what happened to her daughter, who disappeared on a high school trip. On the fifth anniversary of her disappearance, her suspected killer, twisted Dutch playboy Joran van der Sloot (whose father was a judge on the island) is arrested for murder in Peru.
Holloway is also working on a 10-part reality series called "Vanished With Beth Holloway." In the show she interviews relatives of murder victims.

EVIL MOM TELLS DEATH PENALTY JURY: 'I'M READY TO DIE'

TWISTED TORTURE MOM Angela McAnulty told an Oregon death penalty jury deciding her fate she's at peace--whatever their decision. And they decided she should die.
 The mother from hell pleaded guilty to aggravated murder in the sickening death of her daughter, Jeanette Maples, 15. She faces execution or life in prison. The shocking slaying stunned even veteran detectives as the court heard witness after detail a catalog of horror.

FORMER MOVIE STAR RANDY QUAID: CANADIAN, EH

Canada's Problem

FILM nutter star Randy Quaid will be allowed to stay in Canada after border authorities dropped  inadmissibility proceedings against him. 
His wife Evi, whose father was born in Canada, was granted citizenship earlier this month and she can now sponsor the actor as an immigrant.   
The actor told a press conference: "When Evi and I came to Canada last October we could never have envisioned how things would unfold and how our lives would change.
"Today we're here to say thank you Canada. Thank you for your warm welcome. Thank you for giving us the opportunity to live in

W***ER EJACULATES INTO CO-WORKERS WATER

W***er

A MAN who secretly ejaculated into an  co-worker's water bottle and then left it for her to drink from has been told to expect jail. 
Michael Kevin Lallana's victim named only as Tiffany G left her water bottle on her desk one Friday last January. 
When she returned to Newport's Northwestern Mutual Financial Network office the following Monday, she took a swig and noticed a foul taste that seemed like semen, so she threw out the bottle.
A few months later she again tasted semen in her water but Orange Police told her they couldn't open an investigation on speculation of a crime. 
So she took the bottle to a laboratory to have it tested.

PIG DECAPITATED BECAUSE OF REDNECK BREAKUP

MEET Ashley Fowler, who was so pig sick that her friend got dumped by the redneck in this video that she decapitated his piglets:

Police haven't said anything about a motive, but this loser guy who is apparently one of the owners of the pigs is saying the woman was allegedly retaliating over a breakup.

PRIEST STALKING GRANNY BUSTED

Pest

A PRIEST stalking granny who "made monkey faces" at men of the cloth has been busted by Florida Cops. 
Dorothy Jones Scalise, 70,  has made life a misery for a number a number of clergymen over the years, but the current apple of her eye is 93-year-old Father Edward Konopka.
Father Konopka said Scalise  frequently gets tossed out of Catholic churches.
He said: "She would go to the organ and take over the organ, or she would sit in the second or fourth pew and make monkey faces.
He added: "She's getting ready for something to end this thing. She's been in every parish on University and kicked out of the parish. They carry her out like a sack of potatoes. Between us, she's out to do something, this is the end."
Konopka added that he would have to avoid Scalise, as he exited his apartment in the mornings. 

FORMER UFC CHAMP GETS 25 FOR RAPE

Ultimate Loser

FORMER UFC welterweight champion Jeremy Jackson has been sentenced to 25-years for repeatedly raping his ex-girlfriend during a botched robbery attempt.Jackson, who also starred in "The Ultimate Fighter 4" broke into her house and attempted to rob it.
But when she caught him, he held her down and raped her twice. 
Ventura county prosecutor Thomas Dunlevy said there was ample evidence to convict him of his crimes, including surveillance footage and a recorded call between Jackson and his ex-girlfriend in which the fighter admits to planning the attack.
According to the The Ventura County Star there also were also a series of text messages to the victim of an erratic and threatening nature.

During her testimony, the victim said Jackson had threatened, intimidated and raped her on June 28, 2008. She said Jackson put a gun to her head, which prosecutors say was a BB gun.

Arrested in June 2008 he was originally charged with seven felony

RAPIST TRIED TO HIRE HITMAN ON FACEBOOK

A RAPIST who tired to hire a hitman on Facebook to kill his petrified victim has been sent down.
Corey Christian Adams, 19, met his intoxicated victim at a party and offered to drive her home, when she blacked out. 
She woke to find Adams allegedly cutting her pants leg of with a knife and raping her, even though she told him “no.”
But when the brave girl reported the incident to police, and borough Detective Stan Billie instituted a series of taped telephone calls between Adams and the woman.

JURY WANTS DEATH FOR DELAWARE COP KILLER

SPICER AND DAUGHTER

DEATH

A JURY wants a Delaware cop killer to get the needle. The jury deliberated for two hours before recommending that Derrick Powell, 24, of Cumberland, Maryland take the journey on the gurney. Powell shot to death Patrolman Chad Spicer in his police cruiser in 2009. Powell and two other suspects were fleeing a drug heist gone awry. Cops say Powell shot at a drug dealer he was trying to rob outside a fast food restaurant. Defence said he shouldn't be executed because he is brain-damaged and the "victim of chronic child abuse."

WOMAN SCRAMBLES RIVAL AT MASS. DENNY'S

DON'T GET in the way of a girl and her Denny's Grand Slam. Things quickly unraveled at a Denny's in Chicopee, Massachusetts and these two women went at it. Not much more to say.

COMPLICATIONS FOR "KIDNEY SISTERS"

Sisters

THE Kidney sister convicts who were released from prison so one could give her kidney to the other have had a "complication" in their treatment.
The planned organ transplant cannot take place in until Gladys - who is giving up her kidney - quits smoking and she loses a combined 160lbs with her sister Jamie 
The pair had served 16 years of their life sentences for a robbery when they were released by Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour on the condition of their freedom that Gladys give a kidney to Jamie, who suffers from kidney failure.
Gladys had volunteered to do so.
Jamie Scott said Wednesday that a doctor said she has to lose

IS THAT A CHAINSAW IN YOUR POCKET? OR.......

Oh Dear.

Painful

HE wasn't happy to see them, he genuinely was trying to conceal a stolen chainsaw in his trousers.
Cops say that instead of trying a grab it and run Anthony Black, who suprisingly enough appeared intoxicated at the time, came up with a more cunning plan to get away with the deadly saw. 
Taking it down from the wall he shoved it into his pants and tried to walk out as if nothing had happened. 
But while some shop staff thought he was handicapped, others were more suspicious of his noticeable waddle.

JUDGE EASES RHIANNA'S RESTRAINING ORDER

Classy

Injured

R&B douchebag star Chris Brown has had his restraining order from Rhianna reduced from 50 to 10 yards after a judge downgraded it. 
The 21-year-old singer, who bit, beat and threw his ex-girlfriend from his car will now be able to stand nearer to her at industry events as long as he does not harass, threaten, assault or track her movements.
Superior Court Judge Patricia Schnegg commended Brown and his progress but said she would have never considered removing the stay-away provisions without Rhianna's consent and until Brown completed domestic violence

JUDGE TO LINDSAY: YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL

JAILBOUND?

LINDSAY Lohan will go to jail again unless she is acquitted at her theft trial, a judge warned yesterday. 
"If you plead in front of me, you are going to jail, period," L.A County Superior Court Judge Keith Schwartz told Lohan during a hearing.
The troubled Mean Girls star was offered a plea deal by prosecutors, the terms of which were not disclosed, for the theft a $2500 necklace from a jewelry store.
 The judge told her:  "I get the impression you're not going to accept the DA's offer," adding that she would go to jail if she pleads guilty or no contest to the theft. 
Once again her lawyer Shawn Holley had said she would welcome a plea but only if it did not involve jail time.   
He told a previous hearing: "Ms. Lohan maintains her innocence, and now

LIGHT-FINGERED FATTY GOT STUCK IN STORE DOOR

Stuck

AN obese shoplifter was foiled when her motorized cart got stuck in the doors of the mall she was robbing. 
Jerrie Perkins, 30, loaded up with electronic good and tried to escape, setting the alarm in the process.
But she failed to take the doors into account and got stuck on her way out, setting the alarms off in the process.
When staff questioned her she got violent, attacking the store detective who promptly called the cops. 
A sheriff arrived, but the fatty was still for fighting, balling "her right hand into a fist and taking a fighting stance," according to the Sheriff's office. 
The deputy Tasered Perkins, who then complied with their commands and was taken to jail.
is charged with unarmed robbery, resisting and obstructing a police officer and second-degree retail fraud.

COOKIE MONSTER BEHIND BARS

Cookie

Monster

COOKIE Monster Hersha Howard is now behind bars after she beat up her roommate over a delicious box of cookies. 

The brawl began after the 31-year-old confronted her pal over the Thin Mints bought from the Girl Scouts.  

But the roommate said she'd given them to her children. 

Howard wasn't having it though, even after the roommate offered to pay the $10 cost of them and set about her, giving her a severe beating. 

Cops said the roommate's husband pulled Howard off her so she could escape, but Howard took off after her, grabbing a pair of scissors and threatened the woman.

STORE MASCOT IN BIRD COSTUME ATTACKED

HAVE YOU HEARD? About the bird? Well, this is a bird of a different feather. A Katy, Texas store mascot dressed as a giant bird was attacked by two thugs outside the furniture emporium where he worked. The bird was injured in the attack. His costume was also ripped.
ACCORDING TO KTRK: 'Birdie' the mascot uses a little comedy to entice people into a southeast Houston furniture store on weekends, but it wasn't too funny when he was attacked during his shift Saturday.  
 "It felt like a truck hit me," said Russ Vogel.

"Getting us a lot of advertisement, people driving by, just stopping by, wanting to see what the bird is about," said Zeke Cervantez with

MICKEY D-SASTER! STABS BEAU OVER McNUGGET

McNUTTS

THIRD PARTY

DON'T take Xiomarie Black's chicken McNuggets. Ever. Black, 20, and her boyfriend Edward Collado, 31, of Falmouth, Massachusetts were arrested after the peckish pair got in a knife fight. Cops say it was triggered when Collado tried to steal some of Black's McNuggets. That led to words. Then knives.
Black then fled in a car with two pals while Collado went to a nearby hotel and called cops.
"She apparently loves chicken

COLD CASE COPS 'SOLVE' '63 MURDER OF NURSE

PORTLAND OR. POLICE may be ready to close the books on their oldest unsolved slaying. For almost 48 years, the vicious slaying of Mary Frances Reid, 22, has got unsolved--until now.
Reid was found murdered by her little sister on April 8, 1963. Two witnesses told cops at the time that a man named Johnny Lawrence had been in a relationship with Reid. They said he was the killer but now cops don't know if he's alive or dead.
At the time of the murder, Lawrence was questioned by cops, and was 42 years old. If alive, he'd be 90. But then he disappeared and cops think he may have returned to St. Louis where he lived before moving to Oregon in the late 1950s.
 They suspect he fled and might have returned to the St. Louis, Mo., area, where he lived before coming to Portland in the late 50s or early 60s.

TEXAS TWOSOME WANTED SLAVE FOR RAPE, MURDER

CUTE

KIDNAP. RAPE. MURDER. That was the plan, anyway as far as Jennifer Lavelle Smith, 19, of Clint, Texas was concerned. Now, Jen has confessed that she and her fiancee, Abel Gil, 28, formerly of Harvard University, kidnapped a female co-worker, also 19 with plans to sexually assault and eventually kill the young woman.
The young couple had hoped to keep the terrified woman for, oh, a month or so as a sex slave and then do away with her. All three worked at a grocery store and they snatched the victim after work Feb. 18.
The frightened victim was bound, gagged, and tied up at Smith's

GIRL, 9, SLIPS TELLER A NOTE: MOM'S HAMMERED

DRINKY POO

A MICHIGAN girl desperate to escape her mom slipped a bank teller a note begging for help and revealing that her mother was hammered.
According to The Detroit News, Latanya Renee Evans, 49, was arrested about 5:10 p.m. Friday after she left her little girl at the Bank of America. She was taken into custody on suspicion of drunken driving, Southfield Police Lt. Nick Loussia said.

"Officers said she was having trouble getting out of the car and her speech was slurred, her eyes glassy and she smelled of alcohol," Loussia told The News. "She subsequently failed field sobriety tests, including a preliminary breath test, and was placed under arrest."

The brave little girl was unharmed and picked up at the bank by her father,