KIM 'PEE ON ME' KARDASHIAN DIVORCES HOOPS HUMP

'I BETTER GET PEED ON OR I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.'

THERE was a time when... if a celebrity got peed on, well, that would just about sink their career. Well, that's all changed. We don't think more people are being peed on (and frankly, we're not being judgmental here.) It just seems bizarre that someone as loathsome and untalented as Kim Kardashian is so phenomenally popular with women who would say, 'ooooooooh, gross' if it was one of their friends being peed on. The point here is, the media whore is getting divorced after just 72 days.

THIRSTY THIEF TIM SNYDER BROKE IN FOR BEER

SNYDER

A THIRSTY thief was so desperate for a beer that he burst into two apartments and stabbed a man with a corkscrew during his search for a brew. 

Tim Snyder, 36, walked into one Chicago apartment and headed straight for the fridge, but when he didn't find any booze he punched the owner, who had been roused from his sleep by the noisy entrance and left. 

Barging his way into the second unit he again struggled with the owner, before stabbing him in the back with a corkscrew the Sun Times reports. 

OINK! PIGGYBACK BANDIT SHERMAN SHAYEGAN BUSTED

BANDIT

SOMEONE may have squealed, but either way the man dubbed the "Piggyback Bandit" has finally been busted. 
For some time, Sherwin Shayegan, 28, has been conning his way into sports games and demanding piggy back rides from the athletes, or simply jumped on them.
By posing as athletic staff or pretending to be an autograph hunter, or simply buying his way into the stadiums the barking mad jumper would then leap onto the athletes backs.
Last spring the Oregon School Activities Association warned athletes to look out for Shayegan after officials say he turned up at events in Eugene and Pendleton and got piggyback rides from some athletes.
But last week cops in Helena MT got a tip he would be at a Class AA soccer tournament.

PIZZA WARS TOPPED OFF WITH SEAN DAVIDSON ARSON

DUMB

DOMINOS

DOUGH! 
The competition for customers got hotter than a pizza over when two managers of a Florida Domino's were arrested for arson after burning down a neighboring Papa John's Pizza in Lake City, FL.
Cops say Sean Everett Davidson, 23, eventually admitted to starting the blaze which gutted their rivals, in a bid to boost profits at his own pizza parlour. 

BURGLAR IN CHILD'S PINK BIKINI BREAKS INTO DAYCARE

OF COURSE, we're not making this up. On October 20 at Kidscape Daycare in Indianapolis, surveillance cameras caught something unusual: a man in a child's pink bikini breaking in. The video shows a man breaking in, completely undressing and then putting on a child's pink bikini that he found in one of the rooms. The man then walks around the building in the bathing suit and triggers an alarm. After the alarm went off, he leaves. See Clip above.

MEXICO COPS NAB SUSPECT IN US AIR MAN'S MURDER

PM UPDATE: Cops in Mexico City have arrested a suspect in the brutal murder of US Air flight attendant and gay rights activist Nick Aaronson, his mom told ABC News. The alleged killer was nabbed due to surveillance video. COPS NAB ALLEGED KILLER
 EARLIER: Mexican cops in a remarkable leap of logic believe that a US Airways flight attendant found strangled in his hotel room Saturday MAY HAVE HAVE BEEN MURDERED! Nick Aaronson, 27, of Phoenix was found dead in his Mexico City hotel room, his luggage

MUGSHOT MANIA! WHY, YES I AM GOING AS A FOOL

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Wow, the tats looks REALLY, REALLY nice there, uh Pops...

HELLS ANGELS' AT WAR INSIDE AND OUTSIDE FAMED CLUB

I KNEW Sonny Barger, and you sir, are no Sonny Barger. Are the Hells Angels falling apart? Events over the past year suggest that maybe, yes, they are. Inter club warfare, foolish actions and complete lack of discipline appear to be hurting the notorious motorcycle gang that was founded by fliers after the war. * Three Angels have died violently in

KILLED FOR NOT EATING A HOT DOG: DANI MAYO, 3

BAD DAD

AN EVIL stepfather brutally beat his three-year-old girl to death when she refused to eat a hot dog, cops say. 
Corey Daniels admitted to savagely smashing Dani Mayo in the chest, arms and legs with his fists, before lashing her with a belt more than 36 times, even after she had fallen to the ground. 
The tot suffered multiple skull fractures and swelling and bleeding in her brain, but although she clung to life for two days in a Phoenix, AZ, hospital, but ultimately succumbed to her injuries.
Police Sgt. Tommy Thompson told The Arizona Republic:  "The detectives told me it was one of worst cases they have seen, and these are seasoned detectives."   
He added Daniels initially denied the attack and claimed she had choked on a hot dog, but they became suspicious when the girls body was covered in bruises. 

JUSTINA JENSEN PIMPED GIRL, 16, MET AT OCCUPY NH

PIMP

A TWISTED pimp offered sex with a 16-year-old girl she met at the Occupy New Hampshire protests, cops say. 
Justina Jensen, 23, allegedly posted the young girls picture on a website with offering men to "come and fun with four beautiful ladies" in Manchester.
Fortunately, the girl's mom spotted the photograph on the site which offered "adult party entertainment" and called in the cops.
She had already reported her daughter missing. 
Undercover officers then called the number and they allege that a woman calling herself Remy, negotiated a deal on the phone for a man called "Mad Mike" to have sex with the teen called "Jewel" for $150. 

BEDROOM HEAT: KIMBERLY BOONE TORCHED HUSBAND

FIERY

WHEN he asked for some heat in the bedroom, he wasn't expecting this.
Kimberly Boone didn't give him flames of passion in the bedroom - instead she gave him flames and now she's been found guilty of doping up her husband Robert and setting fire to their bedroom in a bid to kill him.
The college financial aid manager from Winter Springs, FL, wanted him dead, so she could claim his life insurance money, prosecutors maintained.
Investigators found search records on her laptop for information on making someone violently ill, poisoning, making a house explode, overdosing on Xanax, and how fire marshals determine the cause of a fire, according to the arrest affidavit.
After researching thoroughly, the 47-year-old drugged her husband with the anti-anxiety medication making it harder for him to escape the fire, they said.

HAPPY ENDING: AUSTISTIC ROBERT WOOD JR FOUND

FOUND

THERE was a happy ending to a frantic search for an autistic boy who went missing in a huge Virginia park this week. 
As we reported here Robert Wood Jr who doesn't really talk ran off from his father and disappeared into the 80 acre park, which didn't have any fences. 
Days went by and despite the canine squad picking up his scent and a huge search by more than 1500 volunteers, he remained hidden for more than six days, concerns rising by the hour.  
But eventually their persistence paid off and he was found by a citizen volunteer  in the fetal position, still in all his clothes. 

JON AND KATE PLUS 8 IN CHILD PORN SCANDAL

CHILD PORN?

A JON And Kate Plus 8 producer has been busted on 10 counts of child porn and sexual exploitation of a minor, which means he had a picture of a youngster engaged in sexual activity. 
The Gosselin's were said to be horrified that William Blankinship, known as Bill to pals, who has editing credits on the TLC show, has been picked up as part of a State Bureau Investigation sting known as Operation Spyglass.
The program covered the growing pains of their sextuplets, now aged seven and twins now aged 11. 
A friend of the family said: "Jon and Kate are horrified by these allegations. The fact that anyone associated with the show could be accused of something like this is sickening for them.

POTATO SALAD RAGE: KAREN HENRY THREATENS DAD

KAREN HENRY

SHE loves her potato salad, so much that she's prepared to kill for it - or at least threaten for it.
Karen Henry, 45, was so annoyed when her dad denied her a bite of his delicious dinner she grabbed a kitchen knife and started waving it at him.
But the 80-year-old octogenarian wasn't for having it and picking up a chair, he defended himself like a lion tamer, from his daughter, who seemed intent on hurting him.
Then he called the cops, who quickly arrived at the the Palm Coast, FL home, to find the stand off was still going on and they quickly arrested the crazy, knife wielding lunatic.
According to CBS Tampa after her arrest, Henry complained of abdominal pain, and was brought to Florida Hospital Flagler.

THANKSGIVING 'MONSTER' MERHIGE PLEADS GUILTY

AN ADMITTED killer described as a "monster" pleaded guilty to murdering four relatives in a 2009 Thanksgiving massacre. His guilty plea with save him a trip to death row and oblivion. Paul Merhige was a last minute guest, one of 16, at the South Florida home Nov. 26, 2009. He was Muriel Sitton's cousin Paul Merhige. They enjoyed a traditional dinner and then gathered in a horseshoe

GANG BANG TEACHER STACY SCHULER GUILTY; JAILED

THE FUN-LOVING Ohio high school teacher who enjoyed a balls to the walls gang bang with the football team has been convicted of having sex with five students. Unrepentant party girl Stacy Schuler had claimed she was insane and that the teens took advantage of her during the orgy at her Springboro, Ohio home in 2010. However, she can ask a judge to spring her in six months. The five teens testified that Schuler, a health and gym teacher, had been drinking alcohol at the time of the encounters and was a willing participant in the hormone-charged hijinks,

TEXAS COP KILLER FRANK GARCIA GETS NEEDLE

 A TEXAS cop killer was put to death last night after the Supreme Court shot down his last minute appeal. Frank Martinez Garcia, 38, was executed in Huntsville at 7:02 p.m. CST. On March 29, 2001 Garcia shot to death San Antonio Police officer Hector Garza during a domestic incident. He then shot and killed his wife Jessica. His 5-year-old daughter witnessed the massacre. MORE ON COP KILLER

GIORDANO BURIED ROBYN GARDNER ALIVE IN ARUBA!

A SENSATIONAL new report in the National Enquirer is claiming that doomed Maryland party girl Robyn Gardner was buried alive by her creepy travel companion in Aruba. The Enquirer says a tipster told the tab that Gardner, 35, was "buried in a dog's grave." Cops on the Caribbean island are currently hunting for the grave. The tipster told the paper that swinging Gary Giordano beat the pretty blonde, then suffocated her before tying her arms and legs, putting a bag over her head and burying her.
The source said: "He dug up a fresh dog's grave with his hands, removed the dog's

LO-LIFES: ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER LOHAN IN JAIL

CLASSY GUY

WHERE DOES SHE GET IT FROM?

LIKE father, like daughter, or should that be the other way round?
Either way, just days after his 57-year-old daughter Lindsay was scolded by a judge for violating her probation, her father Michael was re-arrested, just hours after he was released on domestic violence charges.
Supposed journalist media whore Kate Major called in Tampa police after he allegedly made a harassing phone call to her shortly after she was released from jail. After cops arrived at her condo, he again called the 28-year-old, which

TOPLESS ERIN HOLDSWORTH'S WILD 128 MPH CHASE

TOPLESS, drunk and driving at 128mph - it must have been a helluva party.
Meet drunken vixen Erin B. Holdsworth who cops were only able to bust after they layed down stop sticks after a high speed chase earlier this month.

Officers' jaws dropped as they told her to d get out of the vehicle and she was wearing nothing but a see-through top, g-string and a pair of tennis shoes. 

GO TO JAIL: LAURA CHAVEZ STABS OVER MONOPOLY

JAIL

SHE did not pass go or collect $200 - instead Laura Chavez went directly to jail after repeatedly stabbing her boyfriend after arguing over a game of Monopoly.
Whether she landed on one of his hotels is unclear but cops say they arrived to find the 48-year-old "bleeding from his head and right wrist."
She then admitted to stabbing the man with a kitchen knife.
According to the statement of probable cause filed for her arrest they were playing the game when she: "hit him on the head  with a glass bottle."

MUGSHOT MANIA! 'I'LL TAKE IRONY FOR $200 ALEX'

HALLOWEEN season is in full bloom and it's pretty obvious this man is NOT an escapee from a 1930s Warner Bros. gangster pic. Bad costume. Bad luck. Delicious irony.

AMANDA KNOX DUMPED BY KINKY ITALIAN CASSANOVA

AMANDA KNOX'S Italian boyfriend has pulled the pin on his cross-cultural playmate. According to the National Enquirer, the 24-year-old kinky sex fan is devastated his family put the kibosh on the relationship. Sources told the iconic tabloid that knife enthusiast Raffaele's dad wants him to start a new

MUGSHOT MANIA! IT WAS A HALLOWEEN BASH, RIGHT?

WE HOPE that buddy was just caught unawares as he yucked it up at a Halloween bash that came off the rails. But, maybe not. Either way: he's a sight.

ALIAYAH LUNSFORD PROBE: FBI HITS BRICK WALL

WHERE is Aliayah Lunsford? A month has passed since the 3-year-old girl vanished from her West Virginia home and cops seem no closer to making an arrest in the case. She was last seen Sept. 24. Now, the FBI says there are few clues in the case but grimly say there is little hope the happy go lucky child is still alive. Family friend Teresa Hathaway said she does not regret the hours she has volunteered hunting for the child. She said: "I'm a grandmother and she's the same age as two of my grandchildren and your heart just kind of melts, especially when it's a small child. It kind of takes over from there."
Still, she's confident the feds will make an arrest in the sickening case. "They know what they're doing."
MORE ON ALIAYAH LUNSFORD

ADOLF HITLER'S IDIOT PARENTS DISPUTE CUSTODY CASE

ADOLF, ARYAN NATION & HONSZLYNN

THE IDIOT parents who named their children "Adolf Hitler" and "Aryan Nation" have lost custody of all three of their children. 
Heath and Deborah Campbell were busted last year after a local store refused to decorate a birthday cake for their son Adolf Hitler Campbell.  
Since then the three-year-old has been in foster care along with his siblings JoyceLynn Aryan Nation and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie. 
Heath and Deborah are however claiming that they lost custody in a New Jersey appeals court found no

LAZY TEACH JENNIFER GOMES POSTS BOMB THREAT

LAZY

SHE really didn't want to take classes - so much so that Jennifer Gomes has now been accused of making a bomb threat to her school. 
Cops say the 42-year-old gym teacher, who taught one day a week at the private Escuela de Guadalupe school in Denver posted a note saying: "There's a bomb inside." 
As a result officers had to sweep the premises before pupils were allowed back into their classes. 
Needless to say the none too bright teacher was quickly picked up by cops and she told told them that she didn't want to go to work on Monday.  
Prosecutors said Gomes confessed to writing the note.
David Card, president of Escuela de Guadalupe, said: "The safety and well-being of our kids is our top priority and we are confident that we are providing this type of environment at Escuela right now.

CHEATING KEVIN GAYLOR CALLS COPS ON DATE

CHEATER

A CHEATING boyfriend called the cops on his internet lover after his girlfriend arrived home early.
Two-timing Kevin Gaylor, 24, dialed 911 in a desperate bid to convince his missus that the "other woman" he'd picked up on Craigslist was a burglar and not his date.
He told cops that "she was wielding a gun."
Cops said he had arranged to meet his "date" at his Colorado Springs home at around 3am on Wednesday morning.
But his plan met a hitch when his girlfriend unexpectedly arrived home, cops told The Gazette.

TWIN MOM LINDSEY LOWE'S FIANCE NOT THE FATHER

CHEAT

THE MONSTER mom accused of smothering her newborn twins to death and trying to flush them down the toilet had cheated on her fiance a court heard yesterday. 
DNA tests revealed that Lindsey Lowe's betrothed, Jonathan Brooks was not the father of the tragic babies. 
Hendersonville Police Detective Steve Malach told how she had told him of the affair that occurred in December and early January, when he originally questioned her about the killings. 
He told the court: "I asked if it was possible anybody else was the father, and she told he she had cheated on her fiancé with another guy, Jeremy Smith." 
She told the investigator that that she hadn't admitted her infidelity or told her fiance about her cheating because she hadn't wanted to "disappoint him and because she didn't want to add to the stress of a family member's illness.

FLASHER BRODY HALL KNOCKED ON POLICE CHIEF'S DOOR

SCARY

HE REALLY picked the wrong neighbor's door to knock on.
Drunken flasher Brody Hall was completely exposed when he banged on Rich Shopene's door at around 6:15am and told him he was there "to scare the children."
Apparently he justified this by saying: "I saw you had Halloween decorations up." 
Trouble was that Rich is in fact the interim police chief and needless to say he wasn't to happy, especially after Hall tried to push past him and get into his Corry, PA home.
"I'm going to stab you and your family," Hall then allegedly yelled, according to the police chief.

BILOXI COPS CLEAR SHERRI TAYLOR'S 1978 SEX SLAYING

COLD CASE detectives in Biloxi, Mississippi have made an arrest in the baffling 1978 homicide of a pretty teen girl. Sherri Taylor, 15, was raped and murdered on July 11, 1978.
Now, her father William Taylor has been charged with statutory rape as a muddy case gets clearer. Cops said the savagery of the murder was "personal." MORE AT COLD CASE USA

DANNY HEMBREE KILLED HOOKERS AFTER "SEX PARTY"

A NORTH CAROLINA court heard the chilling confession of a suspected serial killer as he detailed a sex party gone awry. Danny Hembree Jr. is accused of the sex slayings of Heather Catterton and Randi Saldana. He said: "It just seemed like the best thing to do at the time, I mean I wasn't mad at her, we wasn't fussing."
A DNA expert also testified to matching Saldana's DNA  with blood found in the basement of Hembree's mother's house.
Catterton's DNA was not found in the home.
Hembree, also a suspect in third woman's death, admitted to suffocating Catterton in the basement of his mother's house on

OHIO GYM TEACHER STACY SCHULER'S TEAM GANG BANG

NO ONE could party like Ms. Schuler! Popular (we mean, REALLY popular) former gym teacher teacher Stacy Schuler, 33, is on trial for having sex with multiple students including a wild gang bang with the football team in her Springboro, Ohio home. Testimony has been steamy with witnesses saying the teacher was plotting her insanity defence from the moment rumors of her hijinks began swirling.
A taste of the action: "They were making out and she pressed her body up against mine, and my back was towards the back of the wall and then

BABY LISA IRWIN UPDATE: WHO'S TELLING THE TRUTH?

COPS are anxious to separate Baby Lisa Irwin's parents from one another and do separate interviews, police sources say. See the clip above.

FBI PROFILING CARINA SAUNDERS' TWISTED KILLER

OKLAHOMA detectives have asked the FBI for help in profiling the killer responsible for the grisly dismemberment slaying of Carina Saunders, 19. Her dismembered corpse was found stuffed in a duffel bag behind a grocery store Oct. 13. So far, the case has baffled cops because Saunders had no job and no fixed address. An earlier person of interest was cleared.
Deputy Chief John Reid: "We don't have any named suspects right now." But a spokesman for the G-men said the agency has asked local cops to provide it with evidence and other information they have developed to help create a psychological profile of possible suspects as well as leads and investigative techniques that might help solve the case. The unit also developed profiles of possible suspects in other high-profile Oklahoma cases: the June 8, 2008, deaths

ASHLY CLARK KEPT TODDLERS IN FECES-FILLED CAGE

MEET Ashly Clark, today's winner of Worst Mom in America. The 22-year-old Nebraska nutcase has been accused of keeping her two little boys in a dog kennel--so they would not flee the feces infested trailer they called home. Clark told cops she devised the twisted treatment after the boys tried to hop out of the windows of her trailer. The kennel measured 42 inches by 30 inches. Clark fastened its gate closed with a wire tie. Its inside contained a small, decrepit mattress. Police Lt. Rich Hoaglund said: "Once they gained entry into the residence, they found the house was extremely dirty. There were a lot of animal feces and urine about the house, along with dirty clothes, food and trash, et cetera." MORE IN THE NY DAILY NEWS

MUGSHOT MANIA! NO, REALLY. IT'LL LOOK TOTALLY COOL!

WHERE are US Weekly's Fashion Police when you really need them? It appears this Satanist's friends didn't show up to talk him out of it. Nice head buddy!

FEARS FOR MISSING AUTISTIC BOY ROBBIE WOOD JR

MISSING

AMBER ALERT: Fears are growing for a missing nine-year-old autistic boy, who vanished on Sunday while out walking with his family.
According to Capt. Mike Trice with the Hanover County Sheriff’s Office, the boy was walking along a trail with his father, his father’s girlfriend and his younger brother, who is also autistic.
The father, Robert Wood Sr, said the older boy ran off the trail into a wooded area after 2 p.m and although he tried to chase after him, he eventually lost sight of the youngster.
He added that his son does not speak. 

NEIGHBORS SUSPECTED IN ALEXIS RASMUSSEN CASE

SUSPECT

MURDERED?

THE JUNKIE neighbors of of a dead teenage girl who mysteriously vanished six weeks ago while babysitting is now "a person of interest" in the case. 
Eric Millerberg, who has links to the white supremacist prison gang known as the Silent Aryan Warriors and his wife Dea are both currently in jail for separate offenses. 

TRACY RICHTER 'SHOT NEIGHBOR TO FRAME EX'

KILLER?

A HOUSEWIFE who was hailed as a hero for shooting a man that broke into her home is now accused of killing him in a calculated attempt to frame her ex-husband. 
Ten-years ago Tracey Richter admitted to blasting Dustin Wehde, 20, who's body was found in the bedroom of her Early, IA, home. 
She insisted that she had acted to protect her children, ages 11, three and one, who were home with her while her second husband was away on business.
She also told cops that Wehde, 20, who was described as a loner who had gone to church and played paintball with the family, had an accomplice, who fled when she started shooting.
No charges were ever filed and the investigation stalled, until 2008 when the Division of Criminal Investigation took a fresh look at the case.

'SEXY RUSSIAN SPY' ANNA FERMANOVA GETS JAIL TIME

SEXY

SMUGGLER

A LATVIAN beauty dubbed the "Sexy Russian Spy" was sentenced to four months behind bars for attempting to smuggle military grade night vision scopes into Russia.
Saucy secret agent, Anna Fermanova, 23, was caught by customs agents at New York's JFK Airport, with three scopes stuffed into her ugg boots, in March.
They took the one night-vision weapon sight and two advanced rifle sights hidden in her suitcase and allowed her to get her flight on to Russia.
But arrested her July 15 when she returned to the US because the scopes are on a list of sensitive munitions that require a license to export.
The 25-year-old beauty school grad, who was born in Latvia but lives in Plano, TX,  did not have a license, but told the feds she was taking the high-tech devices to her husband and father-in-law, who is the "target master" at a hunting lodge called "The Moscow Club."