THIRSTY THIEF TIM SNYDER BROKE IN FOR BEER

SNYDER

A THIRSTY thief was so desperate for a beer that he burst into two apartments and stabbed a man with a corkscrew during his search for a brew. 

Tim Snyder, 36, walked into one Chicago apartment and headed straight for the fridge, but when he didn't find any booze he punched the owner, who had been roused from his sleep by the noisy entrance and left. 

Barging his way into the second unit he again struggled with the owner, before stabbing him in the back with a corkscrew the Sun Times reports. 

DOUCHEBAG THREW GIRLFRIEND'S DOG FROM HIGH RISE

DIEGO

19TH FLOOR

A DOUCHEBAG of the highest order is being sought by Dallas police after he threw his girlfriend's dog from her apartment on the 19th floor of a highrise.
The maltese dog, called Diego was later found dead on the pool deck on the 8th floor of the building, after suffering from severe injuries.
According to police reports, the couple was arguing Saturday night in the elevator when the man allegedly punched the woman in the face several times.