BEER LED TO MAD MAYKEL BORGES TO HATCHET ATTACK

MAD MAYKEL

A BEER sodden booze hound was so desperate for another drink that he launched a ferocious hatchet attack when he was refused another drink.
Mad Maykel Borges was hanging around at the Trailerama (brilliant name) trailer park in Miami and asking for beer, which some of the residents gave him.
But as he continued to demand more drink, he was eventually asked to leave.
The barmy booze hound did in fact go but he then returned armed with a hatchet and then he bgan to argue for more beer with the residents.
When they again refused his requests he started swinging at one man, cutting him on the side with it and drawing blood.
One terrified resident told CBS Miami: "This guy was crazy. He just kept asking for beer and he went mad when we wouldn't give him anything so he just started swinging.

THIRSTY THIEF TIM SNYDER BROKE IN FOR BEER

SNYDER

A THIRSTY thief was so desperate for a beer that he burst into two apartments and stabbed a man with a corkscrew during his search for a brew. 

Tim Snyder, 36, walked into one Chicago apartment and headed straight for the fridge, but when he didn't find any booze he punched the owner, who had been roused from his sleep by the noisy entrance and left. 

Barging his way into the second unit he again struggled with the owner, before stabbing him in the back with a corkscrew the Sun Times reports. 

DUMB JULIETTE DUNN ADMITS FEEDING BABY COCAINE

DUMB MOM

REMEMBER dumb Juliette Dunn, who thought it was a good idea to feed her 10-month-old baby cocaine and make her four-year-old son chug beer.
Well the mom of the year has admitted to the her idiocy, but could still face two years in jail according to a Conneticut judge.
As we reported here the 29-year-old was sitting with her pal Lisa Jefferson on a playground when another mom flagged down cops and complained that she was feeding her child beer.
Officers spotted and empty 40-ounce Steele Reserve beer on the ground next to her four-year-old son and a baby bottle that stank of booze.
According to their report witnesses told them that Jefferson told the youngster to chug the beer - and then called him an alcoholic when he finished.

GEORGE HOWARD DRANK BEER, HAD SEX WHILE DRIVING

WE LIKE George E. Howard. There. We said it. The 58-year-old Louisville man faces a slew of charges after being nabbed while driving, drinking a beer and being sexually pleasured. Cops say he was drinking from a can of beer and driving recklessly. A female passenger was bent over with her head between Howards's legs. Good on him. According to WLKY: Police said that upon contact with Howard, he smelled strongly of alcohol, had glassy eyes, was confused and unsteady on his feet, and once out of the vehicle, Howard's pants fell to the ground. Howard told officers he was having sex while driving and

MOM JULIETTE DUNN FED BABY COCAINE AND BOOZE

DUMB MOM

SOME people just shouldn't be parents and Juliette Dunn is definitely one, because for some reason she thought it was a good idea to feed her 10-month-old baby cocaine and beer.
According to the Conneticut Post, the 29-year-olds from, Success Village, was sitting with pal Lisa Jefferson on a playground when another mom flagged down cops and complained that she was feeding her child beer.
Officers spotted and empty 40-ounce Steele Reserve beer on the ground next to her four-year-old son and a baby bottle that stank of booze.
According to their report witnesses told them that Jefferson told the youngster to chug the beer - and then called him an alcoholic when he finished.

DRUNK CONN. MAN CALLS COPS FOR BEER 'EMERGENCY'

WELL at least he didn't drink and drive. But quite what Raymond Roberge was thinking when he picked up the phone and called the cops is a mystery - even to him probably. Because the 65-year-old dialled 911 and when cops turned up at his home, he offered them money to go buy him beer.
Needless to say the officers were less than impressed, with this the latest in a string of idiotic calls from Roberge.  In fact, all of Roberge's 79 "emergency" calls to 911 since the beginning of this year have been false alarms, authorities told the Connecticut Post. On one occassion he even offered authorities $20 and some spare change to sit with him. Police did not say whether they accepted that particular offer but on this occasion they charged him with misusing the 911 system and was freed after posting a $500 bond.