Creepy Joran van der Sloot becomes a baby daddy

Proud Momma

Deadly Daddy. 

THAT POOR KID. The prime suspect in the disappearance of American teen Natalee Holloway has become a father behind bars, where he is serving time for another murder. 

Creepy dutch killer Joran van der Sloot has called the eight-pound baby girl Dushy after his grandmother, his attorney Maximo Altez said. 

However, he will not be able to see the girl or his wife Leydi Figueroa who had a natural birth at Lima's Perinatal and Maternity Hospital for some time.

AHREN BARNARD'S COLD CASE HEATS UP WITH LETTER

THE COLD case of a man who mysteriously disappeared from a Boise McDonald's seven years ago is starting to heat up, cops say.

Investigators received an anonymous letter with new information about the disappearance of Ahren Barnard, who vanished seven years ago this week and they say it's

POTATO SALAD RAGE: KAREN HENRY THREATENS DAD

KAREN HENRY

SHE loves her potato salad, so much that she's prepared to kill for it - or at least threaten for it.
Karen Henry, 45, was so annoyed when her dad denied her a bite of his delicious dinner she grabbed a kitchen knife and started waving it at him.
But the 80-year-old octogenarian wasn't for having it and picking up a chair, he defended himself like a lion tamer, from his daughter, who seemed intent on hurting him.
Then he called the cops, who quickly arrived at the the Palm Coast, FL home, to find the stand off was still going on and they quickly arrested the crazy, knife wielding lunatic.
According to CBS Tampa after her arrest, Henry complained of abdominal pain, and was brought to Florida Hospital Flagler.

DUMB SLOANE BRILES: 'I WAS TRYING TO KILL MY SON'

"SCREWING AROUND"

REMEMBER this idiot dad who tried to throw his seven-year-old son off a sightseeing boat because he was crying, which we reported here.
Well instead of being embarrassed or a least a little humbled by the experience, he has insisted that he didn't do anything wrong - in fact he's joking about the whole thing.
The 35-year-old told KTLA: "Yeah I was trying to kill my son. No of course I was not trying to kill my son. We were playing in the shallows.
"We were just screwing around, just horse playing. We jumped in together and thought it would be funny."
But his claims fly in the face of at least 80 fellow passengers who said that Briles was drunkenly arguing with the boy, hitting him, before tossing him over the side.

TEEN GUENEVERE HUDNALL, PICK AXED DAD FOR MOM

DEADLY DAUGHTER

MAD MOM

THE apple didn't fall far from the tree, but in this case it was rotten to the core. 
Evil Guenevere Hudnall, 19, allegedly smashed her father to death with a pickaxe on the instruction of her mom Stephanie so they could claim his social security benefits, cops say. 
William Hudnall, 51, didn't have a chance as the twisted teen waited for him to go to sleep in his Hawthorn, FL trailer home before bludgeoning him with the axe in his head and chest. 
Sheriff's Detective Sandra Myers said: “The victim continued to make noise so she struck him with the axe until he was quiet to make sure he was dead."