'SMURFS' MADE SARAH BOUSHEY DRIVE DRUNK

SHE was so wasted that she was seeing little blue men and couldn't remember her own name. 
This was after she'd smashed her car up. 
But then Sarah Boushey, came up with a novel excuse for her horrific drunk driving - she'd been watching "The Smurfs" movie with her daughter. 
Worse still, it was her four-year-old who filled in the blanks - like her name - bluntly telling cops: "she's drunk."   
San Francisco cops found the incoherent 42-year-old had a blood alcohol limit of more than three times the legal limit, which probably had something to do with the half-empty bottle of vodka in her purse. 

RAYMOND HARRIS PROPOSED WITH VICTIM'S RING

SMASHED

WHETHER she'll marry him now is most certainly in doubt.
Because her douchebag fiance is accused or murdering a 73-year-old former nurse and then using it to propose to her.
Convicted killer Raymond Harris, 26, allegedly smashed Virginia Perillo in a brutal beating in her Chicago, IL home, who was found by a neighbor in her garage.
But the not so bright thief left his watch at the scene and cops later matched his DNA with evidence found in Perillo's car. 
According to NBC Chicago he stole her wedding and engagement rings and took them to a party later that night in order to propose to his girlfriend.

KILLED FOR NOT EATING A HOT DOG: DANI MAYO, 3

BAD DAD

AN EVIL stepfather brutally beat his three-year-old girl to death when she refused to eat a hot dog, cops say. 
Corey Daniels admitted to savagely smashing Dani Mayo in the chest, arms and legs with his fists, before lashing her with a belt more than 36 times, even after she had fallen to the ground. 
The tot suffered multiple skull fractures and swelling and bleeding in her brain, but although she clung to life for two days in a Phoenix, AZ, hospital, but ultimately succumbed to her injuries.
Police Sgt. Tommy Thompson told The Arizona Republic:  "The detectives told me it was one of worst cases they have seen, and these are seasoned detectives."   
He added Daniels initially denied the attack and claimed she had choked on a hot dog, but they became suspicious when the girls body was covered in bruises. 

DRUNKEN IDIOT SMASHES UP DAVID LETTERMAN STUDIO

LETTERMAN

SMASHED

A DRUNKEN fool broke in and trashed the theatre where the David Letterman show is taped. 
Cops say James Whitmore, 22, pried open a metal bar on the glass doors at the Ed Sullivan Theater entrance to get in. 
Then he smashed up the vestibule and knocked over trash and the stanchions for the velvet ropes.  
Thankfully the was able to get into the the studio where the Letterman show is taped because it was padlocked.
Letterman’s production company, Worldwide Pants, and CBS released a joint statement on Sunday: “The Late Show’s set was not accessed, and the show will be taping as usual tomorrow.”