OFFICER BERT LOPEZ CAUGHT BANG TO RIGHTS

LET'S just say he's been caught bang to rights:

This is New Mexico State Police Officer Bert Lopez, who was fired after he was caught having sex with a woman on the hood of a car.

CASEY ANTHONY 'BROKE, SOBER & UNEMPLOYED'

'BROKE, SOBER & UNEMPLOYED'

CASEY Anthony is 'broke, sober and unemployed,' her probation officers have revealed and she may have to pay a whopping $517,000 bill for the investigation to find her missing daughter. 
The one time party mom, who was controversially cleared of murdering her two-year-old daughter Caylee, has not attended any classes, used or purchased illegal drugs or had any contact with law enforcement over the past 30 days. 
A spokesman for the Florida Department of Corrections where Anthony reported on Thursday said: "She was cooperative and answered all the questions of her probation officer."

IPHONE 5 EXCLUSIVE PICTURES: DUMMY LEFT IT IN BAR

FURIOUS Apple bosses have launched a frantic search after a member of staff left the prototype IPhone 5 in a bar. 
It's not the first time that something like this has happened. 
Back in 2010 another idiot left a development model in a drinking establishment giving away information, which some experts called 'invaluable' if their rival companies had gotten hold of it. 
Although they would have wanted to keep the news quiet, CNET is reporting that the secret was inadvertently revealed by the San Francisco Police, who were tight lipped about what had gone missing but put out a press release called 'iphone5.doc.'

CASEY ANTHONY WILL NOT APPEAR IN COURT

PARTY MOM Casey Anthony will not appear in court in the case of a woman who claims she ruined her reputation.
Instead, she will now have to give videotaped testimony in case brought by a woman named Zenaida Fernandez-Gonzalez.
Back in 2008 Anthony told cops that a nanny with the same name had taken her two-year-old daughter Caylee - a claim which was later revealed to be completely false.
And now Fernandez-Gonzalez is claiming her reputation was ruined as a result.   
Anthony who was recently acquitted of killing Caylee and released from jail in July, is now serving probation on an unrelated charge at an undisclosed location in Florida.
Her whereabouts have been kept secret due to the fact that she has been receiving death threats, after being voted America's most hated woman.

'CATCH ME IF YOU CAN' TEEN MATHEW SCHEIDT BUSTED

POSER

A CRAZY teen who posed as a physicians assistant and performed CPR and chest compressions on unsuspecting patients has been busted. 
Mathew Scheidt was just 17-years old, when he somehow managed to obtain hospital credentials as a physicians assistant, which allowed him perform physical examinations on patients, view their confidential records and interview them. 
He told staff at the Osceola Regional Medical Center, Florida that he he had been on a university medical programme. 
But the teen, who's antics echo the Leonardo DiCaprio's movie 'Catch Me If You Can' was eventually busted after trying to enter a restricted area of the hospital in Kissimmee, FL. 

FED PRISON FOR ELIZABETH SMART'S KIDNAPPER

TOUGH JAIL

SMART

THE EVIL child snatcher who kidnapped Elizabeth Smart and repeatedly raped her will enter the Hellish world of Fedral prison this week.

Brian David Mitchell, held a knife to the then 13-year-old's throat after waking her up in her bedroom, before casually walking her out of her family's Salt Lake City, UT, home. 

Then along with his wife, Wanda Barzee, he drove her 18 miles to his Sandy home, where he held her hostage and subjected her to sickening abuse. 

Brian David Mitchell has finally left Salt Lake City for his new home: federal prison.

PEDO LUIS ANDRES CARDONA PAWNED CHILD RAPE TAPE

PERVERT

A TWISTED pedophile was caught after he pawned a camera with his sickening sexual abuse on it and the family who bought it found the footage.
Pervert Luis Andres Cardona, 53, taped himself raping a nine-year-old, who he admitted he'd been molesting between December 2008 and February 2011.
But then, when he ran low on cash, he pawned the video camera, but forgot to take the tape out and the Rio Grande, TX, family who bought it found the sickening footage, cops said.
They quickly turned it over to police.
The pedophile who will spend the rest of his life behind bars after he was jailed for 50-years begged forgiveness from the girl and her family according to The Monitor.

COPS PROBE MYSTERY DEATH OF PREGNANT JENNY WEBB

COPS IN Michigan are investigating the suspicious death of pregnant Jenny Webb, 32, whose body was found near a private gun range east of Saginaw. The range is frequently used by cops. Jenny was near the end of her pregnancy term, officials said and was increasingly excited to be a mom. Now, it gets murky... the death is being investigated by the State Police--who do probes when a cop is involved in a death. All very cryptic...
Township Police Chief Brian Booker said: "I thought it best that the Michigan State Police investigate this situation. The prosecutor has

LIGHT POSTING OVER THE LABOR DAY WEEKEND

AHH, Labor Day. The traditional end of summer in the U.S. and Canada. Used to be, there were a lot more Labor Day parades. You know, when the average wage was livable. People had good benefits and there wasn't such a despairing gap between the really rich and the rest of us. Well, Crime Scene USA remembers and as a result we will be doing that light posting thing. Have a great holiday and see you Tuesday.

EDWARD SHIN POSED AS MURDERED BUSINESS PARTNER

A CALIFORNIA high-flier who didn't want to buy out his business partner instead murdered him and then posed as the dead man, telling his family he was e-mailing from Africa.
Cops say Christopher Smith and Edward Shin were business partners in an advertising company called 800xchange. A falling out between the two led to an agreement that Shin, 33, would buy out Smith's portion of the company for $1 million. Shin--a scam artist of the first order--didn't want to pay so he killed Smith instead. He even sent the dead man's

CHRISTOPHER CARLSON: WORST GRANDAD IN AMERICA

NOT GRANDPA WALTER

GRANDPA WALTON

HI, I'M Christopher Carlson and I'm the worst grandfather in America. Nimrod Chris, 45, took his three young grandsons for a hike in the Grand Canyon, sounds good, right. But wait: the hike was 18 miles in 108 degree heat and Gramps denied the boys--12, 9, and 8--food and water. He hit them, pushed, pinched, choked them on the hike. He has now been jailed on six counts of child abuse.

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! HE'S LOOKIN' GOOD

WHAT DID his mom say when she showed up at Thanksgiving? If she's like our mom, she started crying and then was mostly silent the rest of the visit. It's Cute Tattoo Week!

STATE REP LEO MEDINA 'STOLE LIFE INSURANCE MONEY'

CROOKED?

A CROOKED politician? Surely not? 
A Rhode Island lawmaker has been accused of stealing the proceeds from a life insurance policy on his friend's dead daughter. 
State Rep Leo Medina, who has a history of legal woes, allegedly offered to help his pal cash in on his share of a $31,000 share of a policy on his on his 32-year-old daughter, who died of heart failure in May 2007. 
But cops say that he directed $3000 to an attorney and pocketed the remaining $28,000, of which it's believed, he spent $24,000
Of course he denies taking the money, telling The Providence Democrat the charge was "extortion" and claiming relates to a simple and non-criminal disagreement over money and "will be gone" in 30 days. 

HACKER LUIS MIJANGOS GETS SIX FOR SEXTORTION

PERVERT

A DOUCHEBAG hacker who infiltrated computers belonging to women and teenage girls and blackmailed them with their explicit photos has been jailed for six years.
Pervert paraplegic, Luis Mijangos, 32, sent malicious software disguised as popular songs or videos to his victims' computers that also were unwittingly sent by women and teenage girls to their friends and family.
It allowed him to read their e-mails and watch them through webcams without their knowledge and access nude photos they had taken of themselves.  
He then threatened to post those images online unless they sent him more racy photos or videos of themselves to him, or if they went to the police. 

FINALLY! JORAN VAN DER SLOOT CHARGED WITH MURDER

CHARGED

KILLER

IT'S taken them over a year but finally the Peruvian prosecutor's have formally charged Joran Van Der Sloot with first degree murder.
The disturbed Dutchman--the only suspect in the disappearance of American teen Natalee Holloway in Aruba in 2005--was arrested in May 2010 in Peru for the vicious slaying of pretty Stephany Flores, whose naked body was found in his Lima hotel room.
CCTV footage caught her going into his room, but never leaving.  
Then he took her money, bank cards and fled to Chile.