Drunk driver mistakes jail for bar

PAW PAW, MICHIGAN -- Heard the one about a woman who walked into a bar? Or should that be behind bars?

Cops say a really drunk woman had trouble telling them apart when she mistook Michigan's Van Buren County jail for the bar for a bar where she was trying to pick up her boyfriend. 

A deputy spotted the 39-year-old backing into the jail at about 2 a.m. Sunday and noticed she smelled of alcohol and appeared intoxicated, according to the Van Buren County Sheriff's Dept.  

A breath test showed she had more than twice the 0.08 percent blood alcohol, considered drunk in Michigan and she will now face drunken driving charges.  

DEADBEAT KENNY KEENE LEFT SON IN CAR TO GO TO BAR

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A DEADBEAT dad left his autistic six-year-old son in the car, so he could go to a bar has been charged with child endangerment.
Booze hound Kenny Keene was busted after cops found the boy on the backseat of his car outside a Scottsdale, AZ home.
A concerned member of the public had called them in after allegedly watching the boy sleep for 20 minutes, during which time no one came to check on the child.
When cops arrived there was no sign of Keene and the boy was sleeping on the backseat of his car.
They told KSAZ that it wasn't hot outside and that when they arrived after 9 at night the windows were cracked with enough space "sufficient for someone with an average sized arm to reach into the vehicle."
That's where the charge of endangerment of a minor comes in.

IPHONE 5 EXCLUSIVE PICTURES: DUMMY LEFT IT IN BAR

FURIOUS Apple bosses have launched a frantic search after a member of staff left the prototype IPhone 5 in a bar. 
It's not the first time that something like this has happened. 
Back in 2010 another idiot left a development model in a drinking establishment giving away information, which some experts called 'invaluable' if their rival companies had gotten hold of it. 
Although they would have wanted to keep the news quiet, CNET is reporting that the secret was inadvertently revealed by the San Francisco Police, who were tight lipped about what had gone missing but put out a press release called 'iphone5.doc.'