HELLS ANGEL KILLER CAIUS VEIOVIS HAS BRUTAL HEAD

INCONSPICUOUS. That's it. Meet Hells Angel Caius "Headcase" Veiovis (hey, we thought the Angels were going for a more low-key approach these days.) The 31-year-old biker and two other club members were arrested in the slaying of a witness set to testify against a gang kingpin. Also charged were David Chalue, 44, and Adam Lee Hall, 34. Two others were killed in the weekend massacre Sunday in Berkshire, Massachusetts. Cops say the trio murdered canary David Glasser, 44. Now, Caius as if to say to the police, search me, please has a face adorned with horn implants, a 666 tattoo,  a nose ring and lots of other alternative goodies. All three men pleaded not guilty to the murders of Glasser, Eddie Frampton,

VAMPIRE JOSEPHINE SMITH ATTACKS DISABLED OLDIE

"I'M GOING TO EAT YOU'

A DISABLED pensioner woke up to find a crazed 'vampire' biting chunks off her face, lips an arm in a bizarre attack.
"I'm a vampire and I'm going to eat you," 22-year-old Josephine Smith told 69-year-old Milton Ellis as she sunk her teeth into him.
Despite being in wheelchair the 69-year-old Ellis managed to escape and called for help at a nearby Shell gas station, where he had just met Smith, who immediately called the cops.
Police found a half naked Smith covered in blood but uninjured outside the abandoned Hooters, where the attack took place.
Officers told the St Petersburg Times she had no idea what happened or why her clothes were off. Ellis said she was dressed when he last saw her.
A police insider revealed: "We see a lot of weird, nasty and downright horrible stuff on the job, but for most of the boys, this is by far the weirdest case they've had to deal with.

WILL COPS NAME KILLER IN '93 ALIE BERRELEZ MURDER?

THE MURDER was sickening. Little Aleszandra "Alie" Berrelez was just 5-years-old when she vanished on May 18, 1993 from her apartment complex in Englewood, Colorado. Four days later, her tiny body was found stuffed in a duffel bag that had been tossed down a ravine. Now, 18 years later cops say a DNA hit has finally led to a suspect in the horrendous murder. FOR MORE CHECK OUT OUR SISTER SITE COLD CASE USA

FRUITCAKE VEGANS' MURDER SENTENCES UPHELD

A REALLY stupid vegan couple whose 6-week-old son starved to death because of an absurd diet of soy milk and apple juice must serve their life sentences fro murder. The Georgia Supreme Court was unanimous in rejecting appeals by Jade Sanders and Lamont Thomas. The Atlanta couple rushed their son, Crown Shakur, to hospital in 2004 after he began to have trouble breathing. Docs would not revive the child because of his sever malnourishment. Cops found a "rancid-smelling" baby bottle caked with debris. At their 2007 trial, prosecutors said the soy milk cartons in their apartment stated they were not to be used as a

S & M MODEL JADE VIXEN'S BEAU DIES IN SCUBA GEAR

SPANKS for nothing! That might be the complaint of a second man connected to the same dominatrix who is now quite dead. Leather-lovin' Edythe Maa--who goes by the name Jade Vixen-- has been down this road before. Three years ago a lawyer beau was shot and killed by a crazed client and now, a second man is dead. Maa, 29, a one-time Ph.D student who is now an S & M model and all round enthusiast of kink discovered her latest beau dead Aug. 18 in the attic of their Drexel Hill, Pennsylvania home. Peter Stelzenmuller, 49, an

HOUSE OF GOD WAS HOUSE OF ILL REPUTE: COPS

RINGLEADER

'LIGHTING THE WAY'

ON the outside, the Phoenix Goddess Temple church looked like a good God fearing place of worship.
But cops say on the inside, the house of God was actually a house of ill repute and the workers were performing sex acts for money.
Phoenix Police Sgt Steve Marcos told KPHO that a six-month undercover investigation revealed that the prostitutes were called "goddesses" while sexual intercourse was known as a "sacred union while john's were called seekers.

MAD MANNY RAMIREZ BUSTED FOR SLAPPING WIFE

WHO ME?

MAD Manny Ramirez has been busted for slapping his wife, after a domestic dispute got out of hand in his South Florida bedroom. 
Cops say the 12-time All Star, who recently retired from the Tampa Bay Rays after he tested positive for a performance enhancing substance, pushed his wife and caused her to hit her head on the bed's headboard. 
She told the deputy she was afraid the situation would escalate, but Ramirez denied striking her, telling a deputy she hit her head after he shrugged her.
It's just another in an unfortunate series of incidents for the former Red Sox MVP, who helped them end their 86-year World Series curse in 2004 and then again in 2007. 

MUGSHOT MADNESS: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

APPARENTLY, her name is Tara Tobin but we're not really sure. Nonetheless, she's all about the attitude. And we like that. In fact, we're pretty certain if we could hear her she'd be saying: "You'll never take me alive copper!"

EVIL STEPMOM ELISA BAKER: HEARING POSTPONED

'EVIL'

INNOCENT

AN EVIL stepmother who allegedly hacked her little girl into pieces has had her trial postponed after attorneys spoke with the judge.

Elisa Baker, 42, is accused of dismembering her 10-year-old stepdaughter, Zahra, slicing her up into little pieces last October.
As we reported here, her distraught father Adam sparked a huge manhunt for the little girl, who lost her left leg and hearing in both ears while being treated for cancer, aged five, after she went missing from her home in Hickory, NC.

MANIAC MURDERS GREYHOUND PASSENGER JUSTIN HALL

COPS IN ST. LOUIS are wondering if a savage daytime murder on Greyhound Bus had anything to do with the 10th anniversary of 9/11. On Friday, Mohamed "Crazy Mo"  Dawod, 25, was charged with first-degree murder in the brutal execution style slaying of fellow bus passenger Justin Hall, 32, a father of three girls from Mount Vernon, Ohio. So far Dawod hasn't told detectives why he shot to death the amiable Hall. The pair did not know each other, although one witness said they may have had words in the Springfield, Missouri bus terminal but most reports denied this.

MUGSHOT MADNESS! FLIRT YES, BUT WITH WHAT?

WE HAVE always had a soft spot for Party Girls and women who just put their sexuality out there. Like say, this woman, who seems to have run afoul of the law. Her offense? Being Too damn Sexy.

AUSTIN POWERS STAR JOE SON GETS LIFE

RANDOM RAPIST

AUSTIN Powers star Joe Son will never grace the silver screen again after a judge sentenced him to life in prison for the brutal Christmas Eve rape and torture of a 19-year-old woman.
As we reported here the actor who played shoe throwing bad guy "Random Task" the trilogy Austin Powers, International Man Of Mystery, snatched the woman off the street as she was walking her dog. 
Together with an accomplice he pulled her into a car, beating her with gun as they drove her to a home in Huntingdon Beach, CA.
There, they repeatedly raped her and penetrated her with his gun, counting out the bullets of his gun and threatening to kill her if she didn't agree to their sick demands.

CHRIS BROWN GETS $15K PARKING FINES DISMISSED

DOUCHEBAG

RHIANNA beater, rapper and all round douchebag Chris Brown has had a whopping $15,000 worth of parking tickets dismissed. It looked like he'd added to his already crappy reputation by parking in handicapped spaces in the lot outside his LA condo.
But according to TMZ most of them have now been dismissed because the spaces were actually assigned to his apartment and he was therefore allowed to park in them.
That didn't stop his fellow tennants from telling the gossip website that Brown, who was sentenced to five-years probation for battering his then girlfriend, Rhianna unconscious was a 'neighbor from Hell.'
One of them said that they had contacted his probation officer to complain that Brown parks in handicapped spaces, blares music, races dogs down the hall and vandalizes property.
The singer's not entirely in the clear though. TMZ reports "22 citations remain open" for other parking offenses.

ALYSSA OTREMBA'S TWISTED KILLER MAY FACE DEATH

TRAGIC

THE WICKED teen who allegedly snatched a 15-year-old girl from the street and raped her before stabbing her to death and burning her body may face the death penalty, prosecutors have revealed. As we reported here  Alyssa Otremba never made it home after had texted her family to say she would be home within half-an-hour, just after 6:30 on Friday evening.
The next day her scorched body in a vacant lot on the edge of town, on the route she would have taken to back to her Las Vegas house.
She had been stabbed around 40 times before being set on fire, according to the Clark County Coroner's Office.

KIENAN HEBERT RETURNED FOUR DAYS AFTER KIDNAP

RETURNED

THE MYSTERY surrounding a missing three-year-old boy deepened, when he was returned to his family four days after he was kidnapped, apparently unscathed.
Three-year-old Kienan Hebert's disappearance sparked panic in the small Sparwood, BC community, who launched a huge search for the youngster.
Cops believe he was taken by a man called Randall Hopley, 46, who remains at large.
But after the family made an emotional plea for his return to "a visible place," his kidnapper somehow managed to sneak past police roadblocks and return the boy to the family home.
They were staying with friends at the time, so their home was empty and so the abductor was able to call the cops and tell the boy was home.
Initial checks seem to reveal that Hebert was unharmed.