NFL STAR TERRELL OWENS IS A DEADBEAT DAD: WARRANT

DEADBEAT DAD

NFL LEGEND Terrell Owens is a deadbeat dad and now there's a warrant out for his arrest after he failed to show up for a court date regarding child support payments.
The wide receiving live wire, whose as well known for his off field antics as for his on field celebrations was supposed to show up on October 24.
But according to his spokesperson Diana Bianchini, the free-agent  was a no show because he had set up a televised workout in the hopes of securing a new contract. No teams attended.
She added that he had tried to reschedule his Oct. 24 hearing at the Contra Costa County Court.

MUGSHOT MANIA! BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE

SO PATHETIC. Here he is bandaged up like he's had the shit pounded out of him. Wearing prison orange. But he might be a really nice guy. Or not.

WARDEN'S WIFE BOBBI PARKER GETS JUST A YEAR

PARKER NOW

LOVE BIRDS

THE WIFE of a former prison warden who shacked up with a convicted killer after helping him escape has been sentenced to just a year in prison.
Bobbi Parker, now 49, fell for Franklin Dial while she was running a prison pottery program at the Oklahoma State Reformatory in 1994, where her husband was in charge. 

SHYANE DEJESUS GROPER TURNED IN BY BROTHER

BUSTED

FIGHTER

THE CREEPY subway pervert who got a beat down from his victim, who then snapped a pic of him on her blackberry has been turned in by his brother. 
As we reported here 22-year-old Shyane DeJesus was less than impressed when the man sidled up to her at Manhattan's Union Square Station and began rubbing himself on her thigh. 

CRAZY WIFE SORAYA BILLINGE: 'I'LL BLOW UP 10 PLANES'

EXPLOSIVE TEMPER

A FURIOUS wife threatened to 'blow up 10 planes' because she hated her husband working nights, cops say. 
None too bright Soraya Evette Billinge was allegedly furious about her husbands hours, so she called officers at the the South West Florida International Airport in Fort Myers from her cell phone.
She allegedly told officers that she didn't want her husband working late at night because she did not like being home alone. 
According to the dispatcher, Billinge became frustrated that the police could not help her with her husband's schedule, the police report said. 
But when she didn't get the help she wanted, she is accused of saying: "Okay I blow up, I blow up ten planes" before hanging up.    

AMANDA KNOX'S ITALIAN ROMEO SOBS: 'WE'RE FINITO'

A MURDER can really screw up a relationship. Just ask onetime kinky lovebirds Amanda Knox and Raffaele Sollecito whose torrid sex games may have led to murder. The couple were recently (and dubiously) acquitted of murdering Knox's British roommate during a botched sex game. But now, Mama Mia!, the Italian Stallion says they'rea quitsa.
He said: "It's all over between us. I still have a great affection towards her but

AVRIL LAVIGNE PUMMELLED: 'MY FACE IS F**KED!'

WE DON'T think the perps are Sk8r Bois. Only surly 'punk' princess Avril Lavigne knows for sure. According to TMZ, the singer was involved in a brawl outside Hollywoods's Roosevelt Hotel early Sunday. Her beau Brody 'Bromance' Jenner was slugged in the head with a bottle when he tried to break it up. On Twitter, Avril said: “I don’t fight. I don’t believe in it. To clear things up I got attacked by 5 people last night out of nowhere. Not cool. My face is f**ked.  As in black eye, bloody nose, hair ripped out, scratches, bruises and cuts. So not ok to be abusive to others. Violence is NEVER the answer.” MORE ON AVRIL'S NIGHTMARE FROM TMZ

MICHAEL JACKSON DOPER DR. MURRAY IS GUILTY!

HE'S GUILTY. A Los Angeles jury has convicted Dr. Conrad Murray of involuntary manslaughter in the shocking death of Michael Jackson. Murray was the the King of Pop's personal physician but court was told he was nothing more than an overpaid pill pusher driving the human wreckage that was Jackson into the grave. The jury deliberated for nine hours over two days before unanimously voting to convict. Murray brought Jackson’s demise by relentlessly--and recklessly-- juicing him with dangerous levels of the anesthetic propofol and other sedatives. Murray, 58, was remanded into custody and will be sentenced Nov. 29. Jackson, 50, dropped dead inside his rented LA mansion on June 25, 2009. JACKO DOPE DOC GUILTY

GRANDSON, 15, SLASHES COP GRANDMA TO DEATH

CHICAGO COP Hester Scott vowed to keep trying to save her troubled 15-year-old grandson until her dying breath, the Sun-Times reports. And in the end, she kept her promise. She told her sister Thursday: “I’ll fight till my dying breath to turn his life around."
 On Friday, the dedicated cop found her layabout grandson, Keshawn 'Special K' Perkins asleep in front of the TV in the basement. He exploded, smashed her in the head with a lamp then stabbing her multiple times with a knife, severing her jugular. He then dragged the 55-year-old cop's body in the backyard

HEADS ROLL IN PENN STATE DIRTY JERRY SEX SCANDAL

HEADS are rolling at PennState in the wake of the Jerry 'Dirty Jerry' Sandusky sex scandal involving young boys. But the one man who kinda looks safe in the whole sordid tale is the legendary coach, Joe Paterno who told the school's athletic director that former defensive coordinator Dirty Jerry molested a boy in the locker room in 2002. Already athletic director Tim Curley and vice president Gary Schultz have walked the plank. However, experts said the Nittany Lions pooh bah is hardly innocent.
Cardozo School of Law professor Marci Hamilton told the New York Daily News: “I don’t think Joe Paterno is in trouble. But the bigger

MEET THE BUBBLE WRAP KILLER: LAURA JEAN WENKE

'BUBBLE WRAP'

A CONNIVING wife wrapped herself in bubble wrap in a desperate bid to cover up the murder of her estranged husband, cops say. 
Jilted Laura Jean Wenke was allegedly furious that her former love has found a new girlfriend. 
So she carefully plotted the attack on him as he sat in his office San Mateo County District Attorney Steve Wagstaffe told the Los Altos, CA court.
The 50-year-old then wrapped her body in plastic wrap, wore overalls and boots before embarking on her deadly mission, he said, according to KSBW. 
Investigators believe she had taken the precaution of covering herself to avoid being splashed with her husband's blood.

MUGSHOT MANIA! I'M MISSING COMICCON FOR THIS

COMIC FAN. Dreamer. Weiner dog. Yes, our mugshot today is all these things and much, much more.

WASH. COPS HUNT FOR MISSING SKY METALWALA, 2

POLICE in Washington state are racing against the clock in their hunt for a missing 2-year-old as the mercury drops. Sky Metalwala disappeared when his mother ran out of gas, leaving the boy in the car while she and his 4-year-old brother walked a mile to a Chevron station. Despite the search, cops are confident they have concluded looking in the immediate area. So, what now? Mom left the car unlocked, probably a pretty stupid idea. Oh, and cops did NOT find a gas can at the scene. Cops said: "We don't know much, other than that the child is still missing. I don't know if the child got out on his own. We don't have very much information." MORE IN THE SEATTLE TIMES

CELEBRITY JUSTICE! LINDSAY LOHAN DOES 5 HRS. IN JAIL

UPDATE: After serving just 5 hours of her 30 day jolt in the Big House, former actress Lindsay Lohan walked out of jail free as a bird. Law enforcement's reason? Jail overcrowing. Our take: LA's a company town, Lohan is a screw-up but she's Hollywood's screw-up. The Mean Girl remains, the quintessence of celebrity justice in America. LOHAN WALKS: CALIFORNIA SHOULD SINK INTO PACIFIC

KINKY COUPLE STOLE COP CAR SO THEY COULD HAVE SEX

PEARSON

PRATT BY NAME

A KINKY couple were caught in the act after stealing a cop car so they could have sex. 
Alexander Pratt, 59, and Clara Pearson, 53, jumped into the unmarked police car after they saw the keys in the ignition.
But the Civic was actually part of a police sting and was armed with video GPS surveillance and had been left unlocked by Lake Worth, FL Sheriff's on purpose. 
Officers quickly caught up with Alexander Pratt, 59, and Clara Pearson, 53, but when they asked them why they'd taken the car the response shocked them.