TEACHER KELLY ANN GARCIA DRIVEN BY LESBIAN LUST

Cops in Texas say English teacher Kelly Ann Garcia took mentoring a 16-year-old female student to brand new hormone-pumped heights. The 29-year-old brunette beauty who taught at Houston's Hastings High School would allegedly meet the girl after school after class.  Cops say that on March 21, the Sappho-seeking teacher detailed a sexually-charged

NAZI HEATH CAMPBELL WANTS SON 'ADOLF HITLER' BACK

Nutsy Nazi Heath Campbell walked into a New Jersey courthouse dressed like he was going to the Reichstag: Dressed head-to-toe in full Third reich regalia. Kooky Campbell was in court to try and get visitation rights for his four children, including his first son who named 'Adolf Hitler' after the bloodthirsty German dictator. But the Teutonic troublemaker insists he loves his children -- who were taken away from him.

LAUREN SPIERER'S FAMILY FURIOUS AT DRUG CLAIM

Lauren Spierer went missing after a night of heavy partying at Indiana University in 2011. She has not been seen since. Detectives have been vexed by the cone of silence that has hovered over her friends since the incident in Bloomington, Indiana. 

Now, the pretty blonde co-ed's reputation is being dragged through the mud by the parents of her boyfriend --who has largely been uncooperative with police. The parents of Jesse Wolff are now claiming that Lauren was a drug user. And her parents are furious.

Robert and Charlene Spierer told the Indianapolis Star they were "appalled" at the cold-hearted claims. They said: "We are appalled that the Wolffs have defamed our daughter knowing that Lauren

BOSTON GANG BOSS WHITEY BULGER GOES TO TRIAL

Whitey Bulger is the last of America's old school gangsters and sometime this week he will go on trial for a litany of crimes -- including 19 murders. The man who owned Boston for decades --and inspired Jack Nicholson's crazed mob boss in The Departed -- was finally run to ground after years on the run with his mob moll in 2011.
Now 83, the crime lord's platinum hair is gone and the remnants of his feared Winter Hill Gang are dead, in prison  or if they're lucky, scattered to the wind. Can the old crook pull another miracle?

"He's a survivor. He's had a very long shelf life in a profession where that is not typical," said Dick Lehr, who wrote Bulger's biography Whitey: The Life of America's Most Notorious Mob Boss "The many faces of Whitey make him intriguing," Lehr added.

MUGSHOT MANIA: I FOUGHT THE LAW AND THE LAW WON

Like the old Bobby Fuller Four hit, this perp apparently decided that he too, would fight the law. And like the '60s rabble-rouser, the law seems to have won this time too.

KINDERGARTEN GRADUATION BRAWL EQUALS DETENTION

MORONS

THEY'LL get detention for this - police detention.
A spilled cup of punch at a kindergarten graduation ceremony, led to a sidewalk brawl which saw eight people arrested cops say.
Parents at Cleveland's Michael R. White School had been looking forward to a "joyous day" police commander Wayne Drummond revealed.
But as families gathered, a couple of teenagers got into a dispute over some spilled punch and stepped outside to continue it.
The fight quickly escalated, with people picking up sticks and at least one person arming themselves with a hammer.
City schools spokesperson, Roseann Canfora, said none of them were students at the school.  

50 YEARS LATER PRIEST EYED IN IRENE GARZA MURDER

In 1960, the lifeless body of former Miss South Texas was found face down, left to rot in a canal in McAllen, Texas. Now, more than 50 years later cops are pointing the finger at a former priest.
Irene Garza, 25, was a stunning local schoolteacher and an autopsy at the time revealed she had been raped while in a coma and was then suffocated.

'STUPID WOMEN' IN BUCKET LIST BUST

DUMB & DUMBER

TWO 'STUPID WOMEN' have landed behind bars after they stole from a store because it was on their bucket list. 

Dumb duo Andrea Mobley, 36, and pal Jennifer Morrow, 38, decided that stealing from a retail store was definitely something they wanted to do before they died. 

So the longtime friends walked into Walmart in Ocala, FL, and pilfered a couple of bathing suits and some beef jerky. 

Mobley was also found wearing another bikini under her clothes. 

She told a judge: "We were two stupid women doing something we never did before. I'm ashamed of this whole situation." 

LLAMA DRAMA. COPS TASER ESCAPED ANIMAL

SCOOTER

A BARMY llama caused high drama when cops had to taser the spitting beast before they could return him to his South Florida home.
The seven-year-old menace, called Scooter somehow managed to get out of his enclosure late Friday and decided to go for a wander on the roads near his South Tallahassee home.
His owner Jack Conrad said he couldn't exactly be sure when his six-foot creature went missing, but he'd started looking the moment he realised that he'd gone.

EX-SEX KITTEN PIA ZADORA ARRESTED IN DOMESTIC BEEF

For pin-up girl and softcore porn star Pia Zadora has been busted in a Las Vegas suburb for alleged domestic viol ence. The chipmunk-cheeked wild child posted $4,000 bail and released. Cops wouldn't reveal the victim but the Lonely Lady star has been married to a Las Vegas cop she in 2005 when she reported a stalker. Zadora was most famous for her interpretations of Harold Robbins' female protogonists and generally being a sex kitten. But perhaps the greatest Pia Zadora story is likely an urban myth but wickedly funny at the same time. Zadora was playing Holocaust martyr Anne Frank in an

GERARDO PEREZ PINCHED FOR SEX WITH PIT BULL

Gerardo Perez may quite literally be a horndog. Chicago cops say the 50-year-old had sex with a pit bull while visiting  an animal care facility. It is enough to give paws.
The Chicago Tribune said Perez was taking a group tour of the care facility when he was discovered by employees with a white and grey pit bull -- not exactly the pooch of passion -- on his hands and knees alongside the dog and appeared to have just had sex with the animal. Police say canine copulator  made "inculpatory statements" regarding the sexual conduct with the dog to other employees on the scene. Bail was set at $80,000 -- a lot of milkbones.

MUGSHOT MANIA: THIS? I GOT IT AFTER MY PHD. AT MIT

Is that the Black Power fist on buddy's forehead? We're really not sure my guess he was inspired by his studies of Einstein's Theory.

MOM YANIRA MALDONADO FREED FROM MEXICAN JAIL

UPDATE: The Arizona mother of triplets who was held in a Mexican jail on trumped up drug charges in now a free woman. A Mexican court released Yanira Maldonado Thursday night after cops had accused her of trying to smuggle 12 lbs. of marijuana into the country under a bus seat. But the Mormon mum of seven denied the charges as she was held in a harsh Mexican jail. The court determined there was not enough evidence.
Video showing Maldonado and her husband Gary revealed there was no way she could have

DRUG MULE GRAN, FIOR DALIZA GARCIA WHEELY STUPID

WHEELY STUPID

A DRUG smuggling granny's wheely bad plan was easily smoked out by eagle eyed custom's inspectors who spotted her suspicious wheelchair.
Fior Daliza Garcia rolled off a Jet Blue flight from the Dominican Republic with both heroin and cocaine concealed in her chair.
Customs and Border Protection inspectors said she appeared nervous when they questioned her and they also noted her wheelchair appeared to be freshly painted.
Escorted into a private room her cases came up clean, but then inspectors turned their attention to the wheelchair.  
In a complaint filed at Brooklyn Federal Court, Special Agent Edward Romero "During the subsequent search CBP officers lifted the wheelchair and noticed it was unusually heavy and flimsy."
According to the Daily News they then found the stash in the body of the wheelchair.
Garcia, a grandmother from Boston allegedly then confessed she was going to be paid $12,000 for smuggling the drugs.

BLOOD-SOAKED OSCAR PISTORIUS CRIME SCENE PHOTO

New shocking photos have emerged of the grisly crime scene where 'Blade Runner' Oscar Pistorius shot his girlfriend to death. Sky News has the image that shows the blood-soaked bathroom floor of Pistorius' Pretoria mansion where pretty Reeva Steenkamp was shot four times.
 Blood smears the floor where the Paralympian dragged her body. Crime scene markers indicate the where the bullets entered.
But according to the Daily Mirror the sickening images seem to